Welcome to Magic School! Here are you four teams: Heroes in shining armor The guys who dont do anything The smart guys? The scheming backstabbing evil motherfuckers who for some reason we allow to attend school and align with our universe's equivalent of the Nazis

Hard times create strong posters Strong posters create good times Good times create weak posters Weak posters create hard times

In 1920 the Jewish Bolshevik Leon Trotsky invented the French "language" to make coffee house debates impossible to comprehend

I’m directing 1984 and am going to have Winston Smith karate kick O’Brien out of a skyscraper window and shout ‘Tell Big Brother he’s next!’ There’s a big animated dance sequence with rats at the end.

god said "let there be light" and made the first five polish guys to do the job. but while four were happy to spin the chair, one defiantly refused to hold the lightbulb... Luczyfer

Perfect summary of our current situation. The president of the United States is bragging about some tabloid connecting him to the British royal family on the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. It's like poetry you know, it rhymes

2028 presidential election be like

The guys who were drooling at the prospect of genocide just a few weeks ago now want to lecture the country about "dangerous hate speech"

If you say that our Big Beautiful Boy in the White House is doing a lousy job you’re literally doing a terrorism…think about that libtard

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

Last night’s gunfire at the White House Correspondents Dinner is a scathing indictment of those who disagree with any number of my political opinions.

There's a non zero possibility we've witnessed a false flag done with the purpose of drumming up hype for a fucking ballroom

Time to play the old game of "Will THIS be the Catalyst for Martial Law?"

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

"Hasan Piker is bad and Democrats can't associate with him and you should denounce him" -people who thought a Dick Cheney endorsement was a good idea

Wise men still jork him

75yo neocon columnist: This YouTuber Says Capitalism Is Not “On Fleek”, But Is He Mogging Democrats’ Midterm Chances? 38 year old fellow at the Institute for Ethical Euthenasia of the Homeless: this is the most important thing youll read this year. if youre not scared youre not paying attention

Contrary to common narratives suggesting book challenges come from concerned parents, our data shows otherwise. ~92% of challenges to titles in 2025 came from pressure groups and gov't decision makers. 2.7% of challenges came from individual parents. We dig into the data: https://bit.ly/4cmgFWQ

BORN TO APPLY JOB MARKET IS A FUCK Apply For Em All 2026 I am job man 410,757,864,530 JOB APPLICATIONS

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

Starting to get the impression that using AI to code is not, in fact, the future

Something something glass houses

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Dudes rock

Direct Joe Russo announces reinvention of the Snyder Cut

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME everybody else MADE MY MISTAKES

Do ya one better

Ideal relationship dynamic

Happy Friday 😎 #artsky

Ah of course, Hasan Piker and Netanyahu: the two genders

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Starting to get the impression that using AI to code is not, in fact, the future

You know, the death doula! That thing everyone definitely knows about. Most of all me. I mean what kind of guy hasn't heard of a death doula before?

I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill

Actually mister "pope" if that even is your real name this is a Just War. It's called a Just War because in the Bible it says when you see an excuse to declare War you Just do it

White people love to be named Austan Goolsbee

Chat how is one supposed to avoid being "anti-capitalist" when they dont even allow you to participate in the economy? You need a fucking masters degree and multiple years prior experience just to get a basic entry level job, but apparently having a problem with that makes me a terrorist

Art exhibit at Brooklyn Public Library asks visitors to imagine a world without prisons “The Warehouse,” a collaboration between artist Vic Liu & abolitionist organizer Mariame Kaba, builds an environment where visitors can see and feel through the possible answers prismreports.org/2026/04/13/w...

"Muh dream, Travis"

Last week, a worker one of Amazon's Portland area facilities died on the warehouse floor. Employees were told to look away and keep working. A new story by @ryanjhaas.bsky.social for @thewesternedge.bsky.social - reporting this news first. www.thewesternedge.media/p/everyone-i...

It's nice to see Viktor Orbán lose an election, despite support from Trump and Putin. But as long as the extreme disparities in wealth and power that enabled nationalists to gain popularity are not addressed, no mere election will suffice to stop fascism. crimethinc.com/soundandfury

I think Trump should apologize to the Pope by giving him a copy of Undertale

Pouring myself a mug of beer and sobbing silently as I contemplate how we live in a society where you can get paid thousands of dollars by posting on website controlled by a South African Nazi

JD Vance is the real life version of the build you can accidentally do in Disco Elysium where getting out of bed too fast kills you

They’re calling it the Troll Toll folks

We need to talk about the military recruiter vtuber. And we need to talk about this objectively - and yes, it is important. You can - and should - voice your opinion. youtu.be/kceAxaffcK0