sound up

excuse me he posted so hard they’re taking him to the hospital

yes lads

yes lads

I think, politically speaking, Labour should eat shit and die

ice cold lagers in the sun are going to taste so fucking good later

Every labour MP is a gender neutral toilet.

This track is an absolute banger and Burner are fucking sick. Do check them out if you don't already know em! It All Returns to Nothing was my AOTY back in 2023 and this is shaping up great. The album release show in London is going to be a ton of fun - don't wait on buying tickets if you're keen!

anyway. sorry. this is a year old but it stands and I hope every bigot in the UK gets told to fuck off today buttondown.com/behind-the-b...

So, who else is doing Fortress Festival up in Scarborough next week?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

imagine you're high out of your mind and you see this out of the window

living in the uk is like. you cant hope for any good outcomes. nothing good will ever happen. everything will only get worse forever. but you can, however, hope for really funny things to happen to your enemies while they remain in power. and thats why andy burnham needs to lose this by election

Accidentally made Gemini roleplay as a fried egg when I googled a quote from Mixtape.

YO PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

Ok I've designed an LLM prompt to make Google AI just give you a list of links. It's longer than you might think because it kept ignoring the instructions. This is efficient. This is The Future™

banning social media for under 16s is really fucking stupid when the only people who have their brains melted by it are the over 35 year olds and it just gets worse the older you get

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

Living his best life 🎉🎈 TT: finn_e_bear

Green Lung tickets for the London Roundhouse show acquired 💪 Anyone else going?

there’s music for literally every activity

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

yes please. shame it's at the Roundhouse - guess i'm just gonna have to flip a coin and hope it's one of the 'good sound' nights there.

🖤

"I need the most on the nose statement of populism you have"

bro what the fuck is that.

LOOK OUT. HERE COMES THE MCSHITTER

i love you grain weevil

This is fucking mental. Protesters in the UK can now be convicted of criminal damage but be sentenced as terrorists despite never having been convicted of a terror offence and without the jury knowing anything about it. Just a un unbelievable abuse of power by Justice Johnson.

R.I.P Donald Gibb. May you be biting beercans in Awesome Tough Guy Valhalla.

Ah man, Donald Gibb died :( Time for another Bloodsport rewatch.

bahahaha what's even going on anymore

good deal

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

NHS England confirms: Palantir staff can access patient data

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand another one. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

shoutout to the first-aid training i did ages ago for helping me patch myself up btw. dodged muscle and major blood vessels by some kinda miracle so now just need to try and avoid instinctively using my right thumb for a day or two while it knits back together

Stabbed myself with a broken glass cafetiere which cracked while washing it. Hopefully my hand stops pissing blood into the sink soon.....

nightmarish. What's the deal with these revolting sentient food creatures in ads at the moment?

need some riffs to get me out of the shitty mood i'm in today and this is really doing the job well. a damn fine 20 minutes of thrash right here tidal.com/album/366297...

Cat woke me up at like 0430, made the mistake of seeing how the election results are going, now too angry/depressed at the state of this shit country to get back to sleep again.

This is how every other country imagines life in America

hell yeah this is sick

This article is achingly sad. The Hare and Hounds at Bowland Bridge was such a wonderful pub and the centrepoint of a beautiful little village. I went just after it reopened in 2021 and the love and enthusiasm that Simon had thrown into it was palpable. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...