GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

These were DISGUSTEN! And I couldn't stop eating them. They tasted like what I imagine AI pizza tastes like. Just wrong and full of salt. And too many fingers.

Labour are no better than Thatcher’s Tories. In fact, they’re worse, because they have the evidence that Section 28 caused incredible harm to the LGBTQIA+ community, and have decided they’re fine with doing it all over again.

as a wheelchair user & trans woman; I'm fucking FURIOUS!!! "The Independent" is one of the WORST fascist tabloid sloptaps in the UK not only is this blaming us for our own segregation, framing it as a demand BY us!!?? it's attributing toilet mess to a segregated under class!!!

Transphobia doesn’t win elections : redux. Over on Twitter (RIP) I made a thread showing the evidence that transphobia doesn’t win elections. Now, with Andy Burnham playing to GC crowd and after the devolved national elections and English locals, seems a good time to revisit it. 1/24

Hello pals. I'm selling some mask chains to raise money for some local trans led mutual aid groups. Feel free to reply or message me. I take commissions and have a bunch of my stock listed on my insta (sarawezzie) or I can send you photos. Single chains are a tenner and the single charms are £5.

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

You start to feel like a conspiracy theorist pointing this out, but they've been proudly announcing this since the mid-10s. None of this is particularly well hidden 👇👇👇

Good morning Fuck the EHRC and fuck Labour

we shall piss with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. we shall piss all over our island whatever the cost may be; we shall piss on beaches, hedges, in fields, in streets and on the hills. we shall never surrender.

Every labour MP is a gender neutral toilet.

📝 The law is a mess, and divorced from Parliament's original intent. Legislation is going to be a long fight, but a necessary one. More to follow from us on what happens now, but please support our work and help us push for real equality: www.transsolidarityalliance.com/donate

Stop casting Jared "dick faced cunt splat" Leto in stuff I want to watch you absolute wankers.

We had a bunch of firetrucks outside my building cause a giant satellite came away from the roof. We had a fireman turn up with the bestest and most firemany moustache I have ever seen. Made me start singing "YOUNG MAN, THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN!" oot the window at him.

Having pointed this out to Josie myself, I'm now just going to steal her post about it because a lot of my moots are still following him where he deactivated before we could all change that, then quietly snuck back recently.

Crushed by babies 🥹

absolutely incredible audience-knowing when you are able to snag ian mckellan and michaela coel for yr film and then think, who else do people want to see? james corden, that'll do it

There's no way the lickspittle cunt is getting in, so I am going to enjoy this.

Anyone not calling it a wesignation is a coward

Is it good when every single org like ofcom, the electoral commission, the EHRC etc etc etc are not fit for purpose? Is that a society functioning well or not?

me and my fellow comms experts would kill keir starmer with hammers i can tell you that much.

The most powerful fuzzy medium. "Does anyone here recognise the name Grandpa?"

"the Labour case that only Labour values and Labour policies can ensure our country not only weathers these storms, but emerges stronger and fairer" Just absolute dogshit writing. First draft, placeholder text.

Women don't want men with big testicles. They want men with gigantic, inflatable scrotums. Scrotums that strike fear in the hearts of their enemies. Scrotums that defy the world order. Women want mythologically accurate Tanukis.

Haven't shared my lovely pal Zara's fundraiser yet. She has been fucked around by the DWP for years and we want to make sure she has proper knowledgeable advocacy to get her the benefits she is fucking entitled to. Just over 50% funded! fundrazr.com/FiveYearsFor...

Hello. Do you like tarot? Well maybe you should go check out The Threshold Tarot by Margrave Lucian by Lucian Summerisle on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/mar.... It is very close to being funded and I very much want to own a deck. Thank u.

Had the best fucking sandwich of my life earlier. I will think about this fucking monster on my deathbed. Big squash filled boi. It was so big some of it went up my nose.

Angus Robertson’s parliamentary career comes to an end next to a person dressed as a gannet.

Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar has admitted defeat in the Holyrood election. Turns out transphobia was not, in fact, a winning strategy.

So fucking glad I don't live in England. But also worried for pals who do. It's so vile. But we need to stop with the whole "we can educate Reform voters" bollocks cause it is predominantly middle class white fascists voting for them. They know who they're voting for.

Anas Sarwar was viciously transphobic in this election campaign and, for that (and other reasons), he is going to lose his seat. Learn the fucking lesson.

Losing my mind at Anas Sarwar effectively conceding the Scottish election after just seven seats have been announced. Months of pure hate and bigotry from this guy and he's just folded like an exhausted deckchair.

Hey folks, if you're out and about in Glasgow this weekend, come by Civic House on Saturday between 1100 and 1600! I'll be there selling comics and whatever merch I can fit on the table!

Laughing every time I look at my thumbs.

I won an entire fucking wheelchair in a competition and I feel smug as fuck. I won it by 70% of the votes! Is this what popularity feels like? Tho the downside is a bunch of disabled ppl people with butchers aprons in their bios started following me. They won't last long 😈

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

Not in Scotland but want to make sure all levels of the Labour party hear your voice against this? Got a local Labour councillor? Write to them today and tell them anti-trans politics like this aren't winning your vote in May: www.writetothem.com?a=council

Leading human rights organisations have raised serious concerns about Palestine Action’s proscription with UN human rights chief Volker Türk warning that the UK Government’s decision undermined “fundamental freedoms” to protest http://theferret.scot/more-palestine-action-supporters-charged-terrorism

Mental health is in the shitter but my nails neva looked better! T4T nails on insta

My local Labour MP does terrific work on restoring children's playgrounds and passing round petitions to ban plastic beads from the waterworks. And then she goes into work and cheerfully murders tens of thousands of disabled people. Along with all the other Labour MPs.

Re that last RT you should be using your devices until they stop working tho. You do not need a new phone every year ffs. I've had two phones over the last 15 years and always get them second hand. There's so many places you can get tech second hand now.

We're all going to be using our devices for longer than we planned so my advice to you: settings > battery > charging > set limit to 80% [on iOS or macOS]. Making sure your computer or phone never goes above 80% will *quadruple* its life compared to charging it to 100% every evening.

The 'is it a cake?' meme reaches its inevitable conclusion.

Taken before she knocked everything I own off all the shelves. Never had such destructive little creatures before 🙃

Truly fucking hate being the most disabled person amoung my local pals. It makes organising stuff so hard cause I can't be spontaneous, and I can't mix big amounts of travel with activities, and it hurts because I feel so complex and difficult 🙃

Widen your gaze and look upon Lebanon. Nearly a million people have been displaced by Israel in the past 3 weeks. They've been told not to return. That's ethnic cleansing. The last time Israel occupied Southern Lebanon, Hezbollah was born. What horrors will be unleashed now?

Did you know romancing the Gothic is running a free online talk tonight of the history of the Gay Gothic romance? Back before Gaywyck there was (among other things!) Gay Nights at Maldelangue! Come find out more at 4pm or 9pm GMT (link for 9 below) www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1715525245...

This is shocking. School management went behind their librarian's back to remove hundreds of books from shelves (including a wild amount of manga) and their decisions were driven by LLM output.