#AKLvNEW #ALeague

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

RIP Gil Gerard. You will be missed.

For attention of @taikonaut.bsky.social

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Suddenly remembered the plane with a turbine-powered supersonic propellor so the prop threw out a continuous sonic boom which knocked people down and made everyone in the vicinity severely nauseous en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republi...

@taikonaut.bsky.social looks like something you might have had a hand in

Nouveau Zealand el sorchio

Literal lol

The undead reaching out of their graves to consume the world

This World Cup draw is much more charming than I expected it to be. #SpellingBee #GuyMontgomery #FIFA

What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"

This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.

@taikonaut.bsky.social which is your preferred genre?

A fart walk, also known in some circles as cropdusting.

These guys have taken more money from me than I care to admit. Totally worth it. You should give them some of your money too. Because they are the good guys and their drawings are awful and deserve your pity.

i find phase cancellation so funny. you’re telling me that if i play this noise’s evil version from the noise shadow realm at the same time they just, die? they kill each other? idk

@footballweekly.bsky.social The second half of this clip is Enzo Maresca when he gets up in the night

For anyone who didn’t know, this series is fantastic

@warmovietheatre.bsky.social I feel like I’m missing a pithy intro on this episode… or was it just extra quiet?

"It's a few bad apples..." Enter, stage right an angry goose: "How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"

I should be asleep… but I’m glad I was awake to find this @taikonaut.bsky.social

Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Imagine the joy of revealing Goth Bastards as a band on your VCD @taikonaut.bsky.social

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

Evelyn But The Girl.

This right here is an excellent use of social media

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Crowing about removing the concept that "Aotearoa New Zealand’s histories has been shaped by the use of power", I guess means Act subscribes to the 'no thoughts, head empty' theory of history as a series of random events that include 'Ancient Egypt, Rome, Greece' where no power was exercised.

buying a knife from TV and just using it to chop up shoes and pipes and stuff cause that's the only part of the ad you saw. you think it's a knife for chopping up sneakers for fun. and it is fun. you're thrilled with the purchase. but shoe costs add up fast. soon you're stealing your friends' shoes,

as a long time and well known Bobb Semple Supremacist, I endorse this message. still hurting that this didn't feature in Girls und Panzer

Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?

60th anniversary of Bowie’s “pet” stereo yours for just £28,500 www.t3.com/tech/audio/l... Price here www.artsy.net/artwork/brio...

Give us Oktoberfest round you cowards #SYDvCCM

My friend @suburbanennui.bsky.social with his epic sign #nzpol #nzstrike

I'm at Gare Du Nord. Guy in front of me is way overdressed. Dripping with jewels, wearing three crowns, a diamond ring on every finger. He's sweating loads too. Looks kinda nervous. Pretty sure his moustache is fake too. Takes all sorts.

This could be fun. Also - Dave Save! That you @kiwiburgerer.bsky.social ?

"Titan submersible imploded due to poor engineering, say US officials." Also experts, amateurs, people consigned to asylums for congenital lunacy, people who've never heard of submersibles before, a tortoise called Alan and literally anyone else hearing the vaguest description of it.

If you see this, quote post with a sword: It’s 2007 and I’m off to a fancy dress party. If you killed my father, you’re in for a bad night.

we should have paid attention to the dangers of cyberspace as predicted by Lawnmower Man (1992)

Sunday

@taikonaut.bsky.social what’s your Trebuchet Name? Would @nzadt.bsky.social be Snide Sibling?

QFT