buying a knife from TV and just using it to chop up shoes and pipes and stuff cause that's the only part of the ad you saw. you think it's a knife for chopping up sneakers for fun. and it is fun. you're thrilled with the purchase. but shoe costs add up fast. soon you're stealing your friends' shoes,

as a long time and well known Bobb Semple Supremacist, I endorse this message. still hurting that this didn't feature in Girls und Panzer

Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?

60th anniversary of Bowie’s “pet” stereo yours for just £28,500 www.t3.com/tech/audio/l... Price here www.artsy.net/artwork/brio...

Give us Oktoberfest round you cowards #SYDvCCM

My friend @suburbanennui.bsky.social with his epic sign #nzpol #nzstrike

I'm at Gare Du Nord. Guy in front of me is way overdressed. Dripping with jewels, wearing three crowns, a diamond ring on every finger. He's sweating loads too. Looks kinda nervous. Pretty sure his moustache is fake too. Takes all sorts.

This could be fun. Also - Dave Save! That you @kiwiburgerer.bsky.social ?

"Titan submersible imploded due to poor engineering, say US officials." Also experts, amateurs, people consigned to asylums for congenital lunacy, people who've never heard of submersibles before, a tortoise called Alan and literally anyone else hearing the vaguest description of it.

If you see this, quote post with a sword: It’s 2007 and I’m off to a fancy dress party. If you killed my father, you’re in for a bad night.

we should have paid attention to the dangers of cyberspace as predicted by Lawnmower Man (1992)

Sunday

@taikonaut.bsky.social what’s your Trebuchet Name? Would @nzadt.bsky.social be Snide Sibling?

QFT

Now it’s landed safely I can reveal this is just another pilot keen to draw a cock and balls on Flight Radar

Just for clarity, the unemployment numbers under this government may look terrible, but keep in mind, Luxon has driven tens of thousands of Kiwis overseas as well, so its actually far worse. These numbers are just the ones that couldnt leave.

Pouring one out for the original Kanganaut

@taikonaut.bsky.social I figured you should be notified of your new comrade/rival

PSA: my grandpa's butter to bread ratio was roughly 1:1 and he lived into his nineties so there is hope.

If an incumbent councillor running in 2025 claims they support flood protection/downzoning in planning rules please check receipts - there was a vote on this (PC120) last week. 5 voted against, all are seeking your vote again - Fletcher, Lee, K Turner, Walker, Watson.

@taikonaut.bsky.social this is a good one I reckon

All this is to say: trying to build a defence industry in NZ is a morally bankrupt idea from an ethically vapid government filled with breathtakingly stupid people.

Old mate Brownie on the side of the angels here

I know several amazing women with low bullshit tolerance and four of them are getting this t-shirt. And my sister is getting some bonus stickers as well because how could I resist?

My first time seeing the Roulettes didn’t disappoint #RAAF #AvGeek

Never not reposting this at you @taikonaut.bsky.social

#nzpol What the poster says.

@taikonaut.bsky.social I would go see this movie

Like

Warhammer is harm reduction

A nice thing!

I can

⚽️ #NZ Football fans: NZ v Australia on tomorrow night, free-to-air coverage on Duke starting at 9:40pm. Go the All Whites! 😊

Absolute comedy gold. I burst into laughter.

NEW SERIES! Kicking off with @HugoRifkind.bsky.social joining us to watch "the ultimate Vietnam War film", Platoon. Wherever you get your podcasts.

New product on my shop, The Longest Cat. This is a set of four stamps to create cute mutant cats. guypradel.fr/produit/the-...

I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field. There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.

@theaviation.show loving the new episode about the Poor Little Lambs, The Baba Black Sheep Story book. I’ve paused it so I can complete a pre-order!

WIFE: what is another word for literal ME: no it isn't

There are many reasons to be sad about the loss of so much media culture and competence lately but one of the reasons is that there is not one single article about this headlined "BELL ENDS" www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

THIS BEAR JUST WANTS TO SERVE U ICE CREAM DO NOT STOP IT FROM FULFILLING ITS DREAM CASE CLOSE

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

@taikonaut.bsky.social saw this and thought of you for some reason…

But bro have you even tried listening to Violent Femmes about it?

i love the financial times games. best part of the news ig.ft.com/football-game/

Aussie unions don’t beat around the bush.

Extra bonus film fest action incoming! These eyes may be steady, but my cigarette is shaking/kiss me out of desire, baby, not consolation…

Jonesy is perilously close to exploding with the gasses of huffing his own farts

These kinds of conditions, which aim to ensure that taxpayers' money is well spent, are not at all new. If they weren't in place, you can be sure that the TPU would be bitching about NZ On Air funding going to no hopers. It's bad-faith bullshit from an organisation dedicated to bad-faith bullshit.