YF mood #WELvADL

The Phoenix scored? Off a corner? AND IT WAS SCORED BY ALEX RUFER? #WELvADL

Euro Itchy and Scratchy land would get more people tbh #WELvADL

Expect NZ Knights-levels of crowd today. #WELvADL

Since the World Cup, NZF has done nothing to bring Ferns games home, and just twiddling their thumbs hoping that participation rates alone would mean more awareness. The Ferns programme has regressed, exposure is almost nil, with tonight’s performance the result of the above. Embarrassing. #AUSvNZL

The real Newcastle Jets would walk over the Football Ferns #AUSvNZL

We’re getting shredded to Ribbons here, all across the board #AUSvNZL

Michael Mayne’s an Ange Postecoglou regen #AUSvNZL

Well, that was a fun 13 minutes #AUSvNZL

This is essentially the Matildas v the Newcastle Jets #AUSvNZL

FOLD THE MENS PROGRAMME NOW #WELvMVC #ALW

🎶WE’RE IN YOUR HEEEAAAAD IN YOUR HEADDDD KEERRMITTT KEERRMITTT KERRR-MIT-MIT-MIT🎶 #WELvMVC #ALW

GET THE DRONES OUT #WELvMVC #ALW

“YOU’RE KERMIT AHHHHHHH” #WELvMVC #ALW

🎶Love's got the Poultry in Motion And I can't believe it's true🎶 #WELvMVC #ALW

Nepalese SokkahBS rn #WELvMVC #ALW

Just book the flights to Darwin now, guys. Already looks like you’re thinking about it. #WELvMAC

Tessel Middag and Alyssa Whinham goneburger for the season due to ACLs. FUCK THIS STUPID LIGAMENT #WahiNix #ALW

India losing a test against a Proteas team that’s sponsored by an anime streaming service gives me unbridled joy #INDvSA

That was a 90+ minute game #WELvNEW #ALW

I’m gonna drone on about that goal for ages #WELvNEW #ALW

Both Samba and Middag out with knee injuries, hey? #WELvNEW #ALW

Dub gonna Dub #WahiNix #FM26

Why does Porirua park look like a Temu Stamford Bridge? #WahiNix #FM26

Being a WahiNix fan is so fun rn

Manchester United beat PSG? With Mary Earps in goal? Me:

Absolutely filthy, that. We deserved what we got. #WELvAKL

May be first game rust, but that was a frustrating watch. Moreso with the Nix, but both teams should feel that it was 2 points dropped. #WELvCBR #ALW

Van der Meer Van der Far Van der Ever You Are #WELvCBR #ALW

Haha, wow. #WELvCBR #ALW

Nice squad, that. #WELvCBR #ALW

A-League After Dark is wild #PERvCCM

The Nix double header with CBR/AKL. The Darts. High Tide music festival. They’re all happening on the same day; and people are moaning about tickets. You can’t win all of the casuals - a lose-lose situation for the club (which should have seen this coming tbf). Ramp up the ads and see who comes.

He made contact, that’s for sure #CCMvWEL

Yeah, that was coming. Mariners started well this second half, and deserve the equalizer #CCMvWEL

Ishige’s probably gone for the season. That’s an ACL gone. #CCMvWEL

He’s Eze on Sunday evening #CCMvWEL

🚨 GOMEZ THUNDERCOD ALERT 🚨 #CCMvADL #ALW

Yeah, alright then #NZvENG

Me, watching Perth Glory men’s for the past season and a bit

Straight into the A-Liga meme folder you go

“I’ve made a huge mistake” #PERvMVC

Just a little drizzle #PERvMVC

He scores the Juan that Mata the most #PERvMVC

Mood #PERvMVC

When Maccas try to process the order at 10:31am but fail and you have to settle for a filet o fish #WSWvPER #ALW