"What is it, a long time ago? It is NOW!" youtu.be/CiajbgY6ofU?...

the friend group small but we crazy af

You shall not pass! -- 4tran gandalf

No they didn't

You know when John McAfee settled on the hammock at least that had a touch of easy going whimsy

Well well well if it isn't the Blowhole Brothers

Chappell Roan’s bodyguards have taken Osgiliath. If we do not meet them on the Pelennor Fields all will be lost

northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for

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my idea of economics was forever changed when this girl in ninth grade was like “your family’s rich” and i said “yeah right, my dad’s a journalist and my mom’s a teacher, do the math” and she said “my dad’s a magician”

Kara Swisher talking to South Korean school children "I can't imagine American kids eating this healthy, how can we get American kids to eat like you do?" I hope you die in a waymo.

It’s right there in the name, the whole purpose of copilots on planes is to entertain the captain. That’s why we refer to them as “the jesters of the skies”

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It was hard growing up in a stop motion family, we moved around all the time but luckily never very far

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

that record's only for the first half of the trip. buzz and neil spoke french to each other on the way back because they thought michael collins did not deserve to hear "the true secrets of the surface"

Explaining the differences between yaoi and Yuri to my racist grampa until he chooses MAID

i fucking hate windows dev

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

And sharks, all thats about to change. I give you: BookGun

Having increasingly absurd nicknames for your cats is all fun and games until your neighbor overhears you calling your cat "Colton Bampo: Heaven is For Real".

Listening to Geordie Greep for the first time and he got those weather channel interstitial music boys playing for their lives

Pull the trigger brother

GUY BARFING FROM PAIN: aaaaugh HIS TEAMMATE: dude check it out. everybody online loves how hard you got hit in the nuts with that baseball

check out this totally bonkers mobile ad i got

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The shipper... (takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose) The shipper chose DHL. (unable to look you in the eye) We don't know when your package will arrive. We may never know.

Yeah, get those faggots governor, very cool!

the utility of an LLM would be exposed by constraints placed on it, ex. a standardized, known data set with transparent functionality, operating on a localized system with clear programmatic goals. chatbot "general purpose" LLMs actually do have zero utility

When historians write of the downfall of the American empire, it’s now clear to me the key point of our decline, the point of no return as it were, came when we stopped making Kudos

Having a drooling moron cut into your asshole with his tac-knife to see if you're Mexican at the airport, well, that's the price you pay for Triss being black in the Netflix Witcher. We knew the cost!

Good Robert Mueller I’m Burning Star IV Volume One: From Robert Through The Eyes of Mueller

her latest text post: The way it’s so obvious when an interest is getting hated on as “cringe” because it’s mostly girls who are into it 🫣 her latest media post: Dylan & Eric being absolute chaos gremlins for seven and half minutes 🤪✨🥺💫

The meanest lady at your church

He was the soundtrack for all of sports entertainment. The gateway to Uncle Kracker. Kid Rock embodied what we all love about WWE: a rebellious Americana that was always open to exciting brand synergies. He will live on in the tales we tell our children. RIP

We love the dead soldier we must worship the dead soldier we must take the living soldier and kill him to create our god

i am a time traveler to the year 2226 at the museum of historical foodways. i nod approvingly at the display case titled "slop bowls of the 2020's", now considered a backwards culinary nadir. how could they eat like that? feeling peckish, i stop by the museum cafeteria. everything is an aspic

The Mar a Lago Joker: Wanna know how I sell these cars?

Docking

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

Now that Timothee Chalamet has been taught a bloody good lesson everyone can go back to doing what they do best: Regularly and enthusiastically attending the ballet and opera

i booked a same-day flight to florence yesterday to be with my mom after she had a life-threatening heart event. she is very sick and remains in the ICU, and we were not prepared for anything like this. any shares and donations are so appreciated, thank you ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...