chrome chomsky
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"Worlds Insanest BBL" i am using the internet
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In a contest of Chun-Li vs Chumlee, Chun-Li has the advantage in the fighting competition, while Chumlee has the advantage in the history competition. So it would come down to the bikini competition
over 1 year ago
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Avery Edison
2 days ago
ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea
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Cullen
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"fart"
2 days ago
in honor of pride month the quaker oats guy is Bi for the month of june .
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE
3 days ago
Brianna Wu announcing she's leaving the Democrats for an "uneasy alliance with Republicans" because "Israel's enemies are my enemies" is utterly bonkers because SHE'S NOT EVEN JEWISH, SHE'S JUST SUPPORTING GENOCIDE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
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Bradley P. Moss
3 days ago
Amazing that the Iranian military, which has been obliterated and destroyed like no military has ever been destroyed before, somehow shot down our "highly sophisticated Apache helicopters".
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
3 days ago
New frontiers in AI sanctions: ALL attorneys on BOTH SIDES of a case in the N.D. of Mississippi were thrown off the case for using AI.
www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/u...
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They put a swim diaper on yoda but he was too top heavy and got stuck upside down and drowned. And his poop got everywhere
4 days ago
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What a loser. Glad Sandra bullock left him for me. We are getting married as soon as I send her $100k
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4 days ago
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bakoon
4 days ago
he is smoking rocks out of a lightbulb and running full speed into an office building plate glass window like ben stiller in permanent midnight right now
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Del Jay
4 days ago
suddenly remembered this amazing screencap by
@pftompkins.bsky.social
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ryan cooper
4 days ago
apparently the Mexican government has backed a new super cheap EV van, 100 percent made in Mexico, that looks sick as hell
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Sheinbaum Unveils Affordable EV Prototype Backed by Government
An electric vehicle startup backed by the Mexican government unveiled its first prototype in a ceremony featuring President Claudia Sheinbaum, who praised the project as an affordable mobility option ...
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-07/sheinbaum-unveils-affordable-ev-prototype-backed-by-government?embedded-checkout=true
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"the pope has hoes" no he didn't stop saying that (reading through the pope's declaration of butlerian jihad) if the pope has no hoes, then i am dead
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Quorators
11 months ago
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Linnea Sterte
4 days ago
5 – 10 years in a cyberpunk world & I still haven't seen a single beautiful woman irl just sort of sitting or laying around looking all philosophical with a tangle of wires emerging from her back
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Congratulations to comrade Trump for finally working to break America's dependency on oil
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Gene editing my child's embryo but just so they become the best super Mario Brothers speedrunner of all time
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Phlip - work needed So Cal 𓀠
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david malki !
5 days ago
Yup! I'll get right on that.
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✨storm jorts✨
5 days ago
she was iran’s 13th reason why
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Explaining to my buddy at his first no loads refused cumdump gangbang: just remember what Mister Rogers said. Always look foe the helpers
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Normie adults: nobody ever prepared us for how much time we'd spend as adults packing down cardboard lol Captain planet: are you FUCKING with me
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Trans person: I am Trans Society: ok Doritos: we are the official flavored Tortilla chip of Formula 1 Racing
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David_j_roth
5 days ago
A gleaming Donald Trump hits "the Blanka pose" during a TV interview. Electricity pops and sizzles visibly around his heaving form as he prepares to complain about the way he is talked about on television.
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Hampus Flink
5 days ago
PC-98 developers were like "Okay, I guess we're making ANOTHER porn mahjong game. Hire the best pixel artist in Japan"
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Alex Degen Magic Serple 2026
about 2 months ago
Akinator: is your character a person from the real world Me (smugly): kind of Akinator(miming thinking): has your character been above the convenience store Me: oh fuck you man Akinator: is your character the jumping man? Me: you know what man? Fuck you, fuck this,
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(guy who just learned the word nondeterministic) dude last night was so nondeterministic lol
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James Goss
6 days ago
Amazing story about how Starbucks launched a "Tank" marketing campaign in South Korea on the anniversary of a massacre by the military.... including a slogan referencing the beating to death of a student. AI did it. Emails were signed off unread by managers
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
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How a Starbucks marketing stunt spiralled into mass boycotts in South Korea
A botched tumbler promotion on the anniversary of a pro-democracy massacre unleashed a boycott, police investigation and political firestorm
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/06/starbucks-south-korea-tank-day-promotion-blunder
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Daniel Ahmad
7 days ago
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bakoon
7 days ago
hairless chewbaccas for han solos with allergies. just a big pink fleshy naked guy strutting around yelling
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farner
7 days ago
buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me
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warrior cop
7 days ago
Lmfao whoops
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Sky Marchini
10 months ago
so, re the questions about Why, the screwworm had actually broken containment at the end of 2024 and an emergency plan was in place to halt spread (
www.aphis.usda.gov/news/agency-...
) but then the agency, APHIS, running it got DOGE'd (
www.npr.org/2025/05/03/n...
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USDA Approves Emergency Funding to Protect U.S. Livestock and Animals from New World Screwworm | Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service
Stakeholder AnnouncementContact:
[email protected]
https://www.aphis.usda.gov/news/agency-announcements/usda-approves-emergency-funding-protect-us-livestock-animals-new-world
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◢ RED ◣
8 days ago
With Martin Scorsese's 'Absolute Cinema' dead in the water. I propose the superior Willem Defoe alternative.
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Lil Spring Borbs 👩🌾🌺
8 days ago
This is my favorite Bethany moment
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Naming my son Trumpkillah and letting nominative determinism do the rest
8 days ago
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the postes
8 days ago
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marichenka
8 days ago
i love this image so much
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Anna Bower
8 days ago
NEWS: A
@lawfaremedia.org
report finds that *97* Jan. 6ers who received clemency for their role in the attack were arrested, charged, or convicted of subsequent crimes—a number much higher than previously reported. Incredible work by
@katherinepomps.bsky.social
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...
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The Jan. 6 Pardons: How Many Clemency Recipients Have Faced Other Charges?
The real count is much higher than the public knew.
https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-jan-6-pardons--how-many-clemency-recipients-have-faced-other-charges
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Jason Koebler
8 days ago
google has injected its gemini AI bullshit into our google docs and i just highlighted an article i wrote and told it to "refine" to see what it would do and it deleted the entire thing
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Trump just announced for pride month that all future ceasefires will now be non-bindary!
#wow
8 days ago
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Dan Nguyen
8 days ago
It’s now a crime to forestall scurvy
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Steve
9 days ago
Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries
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Wife just put me on a PIP (penis improvement plan)
8 days ago
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The cows are out of beef. It's time to freak the fuck out
8 days ago
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Santana Abraxas
9 days ago
If youre looking at this troubleshooting guide, you've really fucked up
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Dante Atkins
10 days ago
We literally have had a program of releasing millions of sterile male screwworm flies a year into the Darien Gap in order to prevent it from expanding northward into Mexico. What happened to that program under Trump? Who the hell knows--but welcome to screwworm! These guys are absolutely nasty.
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🅹-🆂🅾🅽
9 days ago
SSHHHIDDDD!!!
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Chase-Biscuits :3
9 days ago
This is real btw
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huck mason
9 days ago
this man can unite america
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
9 days ago
Ok Rob, I can respect that
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