⚠️ You have changed you language to: Australian English. Do you want to keep these changes? [Nah, Yeah] [Yeah, Nah]

Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet

Explaining the differences between yaoi and Yuri to my racist grampa until he chooses MAID

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I've seen several horses get cake! Navani hasn't had cake but she spits out most food that's unfamiliar even if she was begging for it the moment before. It's her 21st birthday next week and I'm going to find out if she'll drink a beer.

(Guy who has only ever seen the pitt) this emergency room is giving Pitt vibes

rescue team in iran faces 'harrowing and dangerous' search for their own penises, whose fates remain unknown

I'm pissing colors of urine you can't comprehend into sinks you cannot fathom

An F15, an A10, and two Blackhawks walk into a bar. There are no survivors

Well, after my neighbour kicked my ass for trying to break into his house, I went back to recover the money I accidentally dropped. He kicked my ass again and didnt give it back. And I somehow lost even more money. Guess I'll have to go back and show him what's what.

she hungary on my orban til i viktor

Get in early on this meme

The US is losing one aircraft each time they search for a downed aircraft. 2 now. 4 next. Within weeks they will be losing millions of aircraft per day over Iran

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

Yikes. Artemis II just reported major issues getting audio sources synced between VDOninja and OBS and may have to cancel their twitch subathon

one of the finest posts of all time

Can't sleep. Guess I'll start working early like some kind of health and positivity freak

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

5g radiation coronavirus vaccine bimbofication scheme finally worked but it only worked on one guy. back to the drawing board :\

"Gotta have them ribs... and pussy too!" — God, when creating Eve

the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store

kids are calling it the charlie challenge. go to utah valley university and find the exact spot on the quad where he was shot in the neck and dig a hole right there and fuck the ground

there is a non-zero chance that during the siege of minnesota, the DHS secretary walked in on her husband watching the Big Boob Hound asking Chelsea Staxxx or Hailey Hooters if they liked having "buxom chests"

Zootopia Charlie Kirk: Counting or not counting penguin violence?

uncology ward for treatment of the chopped

Guys I got a hot tip on a Place of Honour where things might be buried.

Wow. Iran just said they won't open the straight of hormuz until Talk Tuah returns to airwaves. This is what supporting women creators looks like 👍

Wow. Iran just said they won't open the straight of hormuz until Talk Tuah returns to airwaves. This is what supporting women creators looks like 👍

more unrealistic beauty standards for women

Ask not how your nation can give a blowjob to you. Ask how you can give a blowjob to your nation

I slob on the knob therefore I am

It ain't easy being sleazy. But it's a living

Yeah I'm a fan of veorhoeven. Verhoeven a BBQ Sunday, swing on by

And then he finished the maze in 1 second. The word scramble? He knew all the words. Every puzzle on the placemat, it's like he had seen it before

Thread: Luciano Pavarotti summer mood board

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

Guy who pronounces bona fide as bonerfied

HOLD. THE. FUCK. UP. OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDD

Does anybody think biden completed the main quest and is now just taking elemental damage

Oh noooooo my big juicy bottom got stuck in the strait of hormuz... I hope nobody comes along and gives it a big spank 😏😳

Oh noooooo my big juicy bottom got stuck in the strait of hormuz... I hope nobody comes along and gives it a big spank 😏😳