Do you get whats coming? #SolarHockeyStickOfHope bsky.app/profile/70sb...

How good has Miami been on the line of scrimmage under Mario Cristobal? Last year, Canes ranked No. 1 in P4 in pressure rate allowed & No. 1 in non-blitz pressure rate on defense. Since 2017, only 18 teams have ranked in top 10 in both. Miami's done it 3 years in a row.

Nashville could rapidly accelerate building world-class BRT on Murfreesboro Pike ahead of the Super Bowl. Instead, the state is blocking airport BRT to favor of a low-capacity tesla tunnel promised by a serial liar.

The United States now has the most government restrictions on academic freedom of any high-income country. www.chemistryworld.com/news/academi... Raw data from @vdeminstitute.bsky.social —> academic-freedom-index.net/research/Aca...

remember when trump lost the election and refused to accept the results and people were saying “come on just go along with it for a little while” this is what the ballroom is like right now lol

Anyway. I’m glad nobody was hurt and I’m sure the journalists who attended the WHCD will not center themselves and their personal experiences and instead remain focused on holding the powerful accountable and informing the people about their government.

$628.27 (plus fees) for the six national championships Miami would have if Carson Beck channels 2017 Tua and hits an open Keelan Marion for a game-ending TD, beating Indiana 28-27, instead of channeling 2026 Tua and underthrowing the ball by 15 yards. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

The President calls every black person he doesn’t like “low IQ” and the media believes it absolutely critical we draw no conclusions from that

In my view, John Roberts's most impressive PR accomplishment is persuading an entire generation of Supreme Court commentators that he is anything other than a Republican politician who uses legalese to implement policies that Republican voters want

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

This is unfair. Many bartenders work by the hour.

MOST EARNED IT Minneapolis MOST SYMBOLICALLY CORRECT Philly MOST DEVASTATING TO TRUMP New York FUNNIEST Miami

Deep Impact has this shot, when the comet hits the ocean and the tidal wave is destroying NYC, of a guy sitting with his back to the wave reading the paper. I love it so much. He just decided he didn’t believe it was happening, I guess? Or didn’t care? Anyway. He is congress.

I will personally be taking account of every journalist who attends the WHCA dinner and spend the rest of my life making sure everybody knows that they did

Not a single one of these smartphone catholics is even remotely catholic and I’ve been going insane pointing it out for over a decade. They are just mean snobby big city evangelicals who think megachurches are for hicks

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

If you introduce Indian Law in the first act, it must be used to embarrass the government by the final act. It's called Gorsuch's Gun

My friend just said "Shorter Sotomayor: 'Daniel Webster called you a fucking idiot. Thoughts?'" That's the best description available for what's happening here. :)

sam alito looking at the voting rights act

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

The political gulf between zoomer men and women is worldwide thing unfortunately.

Working from home (WFH) raises fertility rates. Globally 0.3 extra kids per WFH couple, and in the US 0.5 extra kids per WFH couple, from Steven J. Davis, Cevat Giray Aksoy, Jose Maria Barrero, @nickbloom.bsky.social, Katelyn Cranney, Mathias Dolls, and Pablo Zarate www.nber.org/papers/w34963

Bloomberg Law: “The Justice Department has waived a policy requiring newly hired federal prosecutors to possess at least one year of experience practicing law, as US attorneys’ offices struggle to find qualified replacements following mass departures.” news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

Oh *that's* where Wallace is

The remarkable stability of abortion polling continues to be my response to people who claim that all issue polling is about framing/current events rather than underlying attitudes. www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Because Markwayne Mullin is a wannabe tough guy who has no policy agenda and probably can’t spell legislate and he’ll get to channel his insecurity into state sponsored violence before going home to sleep in his race car bed

Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

Somebody needs to get Brad Karp a T-shirt reading “I shaved my balls for this?”

Jesus Christ

Nielsen ratings are in for latest SOTU/rant: Surprise! They're bad! And got worse as the speech went on and on and on. Plus practically no young people. www.nielsen.com/news-center/... From me, before the numbers were in: fallows.substack.com/p/nasty-brut...

The host country almost always gets a huge bump at the Olympics Italy was no different, increasing their haul from 17 medals in Beijing 2022 to 30 in Milan 2026

Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

Who is the fucking person who asked if the Supreme Court justices were still “invited” to “your” State of the Union. What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT QUESTION?? THE COUNTRY IS NOT ONE GIANT FUCKING COCKTAIL PARTY!!!

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

I hope @dannyheifetz.bsky.social, @dannybkelly.bsky.social, and @craighorlbeck.bsky.social are watching Gold Zone, so they could hear Scott Hanson (yes, from RedZone) say of the just concluded hockey quarterfinal, "they remembered they are Finnish, not finished."

This is blackout poetry to me

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

Son asked if Mike Tyson’s MAHA as meant he was a “sellout like Snoop.” And I said “No. Think about it. The last time you saw Mike Tyson he was fighting a man half his age for money. You’re not a sellout if you NEED the money.” This feels like the right parenting move

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

13yo: Can you do that? [the head swivel neck thing] Me: No, son, I am not a black woman. 13yo: Can Mommy do it? Wife: [does it]

This isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.

MAGA Man tries to beat up high school kids. Emphasis on *tries*. :)

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...