There is no McTry.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

Kind of surprised by the reaction this thread (good thread) is getting.

I for one welcome our hedgehog overlords.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

I do not give the IRGC or any entities associated with Iran permission to mine the Strait of Hormuz. With this statement I give notice to the IRGC it is strictly forbidden to mine the Strait. The violation of ukase can be punished by law (UCC 1308 11 308103 and the Rome Statute).

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Draft the one person Trump seems to actually like - Zohran Mamdani

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

[my longest loudest sigh] The Trump Administration Tried Hubrismaxxing against some Adversariods and is getting Historymogged

Ha ha ha ... Yes! I just got back from a week in Dublin, and while it was great to see all the road improvements happening, some people I talked to seemed to think they would just... put the bike lanes away once the Green Party left. So good to see the support.

DATE: So what do you do? ME: I race cars. HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races? ME: No, the cars are much faster.

you couldn't have pippi longstocking today. she'd be named pippi stockmaxxing

There's a longstanding problem in the US that "technology" means "whatever Silicon Valley is interested in". They're not interested in these things because the profit margins aren't there. And now that SV has taken over the Trump admin it's official policy that none of these things are "the future".

"someone i don't know thinks this site is not as good as the other one" cool i bet we like different pizza toppings as well

guy who has only ever thought about america learning about his second country: Getting a lot of "America" vibes from this

I need to know, for Immaculate Grid purposes, does this count as being an All Star? #NBASky

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

The fact that everyone seems to have received exactly three messages from Vindman makes me think there was some sort of tech issue.

Woke 2-ah

I just thought everyone should see this

Vaxxed?

The city of Jacksonville now turns its attention to kratom. defector.com/jaguars-junc...

why is rey straight up jorkin it

Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay videos and GIFs > Off/unchecked

The judge in this case is older than: 1) The song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 2) The actual sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald 3) The construction of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald

Next year absolutely can be worse

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

this season i’m wishing you and yours a few small holiday cheers

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

Hahaha! Classic Jerry.

It is the winter solstice. The annual day when Superman notices that the Earth is drifting away from the Sun and he goes and pushes it back into position. Thanks, Superman.

“A Christmas Carol” ending explained: Why is Scrooge nice now?

Bible ending explained: Who is Jesus’ father?

New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/

i know we're all thinking the same thing and are just too afraid to say it publicly so i'll start: big chungus is a would for me