people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

clinton staffer email: "Hey we should order some pizza" conspiracist: "OHH I bet that's code for raping kids!" epstein emails: "Hey had fun raping kids with you last weekend!" conspiracist: "That's probably just code for ordering pizza"

look i know aaron judge is great, no one can deny it. BUT cal raleigh had a year unlike anything that has ever been seen before in baseball. cal was robbed

The idiot pedophiles want you to think workers are incapable of running society themselves

Fight Club Boondock Saints Avatar Encino Man

this is literally never not accurate

Establishment Democrats have always been collaborators. This is all on purpose, it is not an act of cowardice, it is an act of the same collaboration they’ve always done with this fascist party.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

he’s shooting the faces of angels now

queen shit

five years from now these people will be defending former ICE agents running for political positions as democrats

Natural Information Society tonight

kv from the top rope

i’m so high and the jonas brothers just started playing on the world series. like what is going on?

yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table

Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?

this bitch loves falling

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck 😭

TALK TO "MY DOCTOR" LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

bluesky’s exec team be like:

jay marty'd link

"hey everybody, remember that time i allowed racial slurs in user handles and people got mad?"

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

true story: i was at home watching a rangers v padres game one night and my partner walks in and genuinely asks "why are the rangers playing a team of ups drivers?"

we truly live in a golden age for dork ass losers

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

YALL a piss girl, a burp girl, a dump girl, and puke girl all in the premiere?!? #survivor #survivor49

"At my funeral, nobody came Everybody knew my shit was lame At my funeral, no one even cried No one even showed up 'cause I'm a bad guy"

have evil people always been such cringey dorks?

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

remember kids, this bullshit gets you nothing but fired anyway

jimmy kimmel was the moderate compromise

time to bring back torrents

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i'm not a god believer, but if i was it seems like it would be hard not to connect a guy getting shot while arguing against gun control under a banner that says "prove me wrong" as like a sign or something

live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot

People always hope authoritarianism will breed some sort of great art but it turns out that everyone is sad and tired all the time and the most we got is the worst collection of stand up comedians in our nations history

movement of, by and for fucking busybody tattletales without any real grown adult-ass problems to worry about because no one trusts them enough to put them in charge of anything important

I am advocating for you to be killed but I am using my inside voice you must debate me this is called democracy

I used to think the whole idealism vs materialism thing didn’t matter but every time you argue with a liberal you get to the center of the point which is that they mystify all of society and history. They detach institutions from the class structures that created and sustain them

“Civility” is not a virtue unto itself. It functions to excuse away the harm and the hate, that’s it. That’s why people are leaning so hard on it right now. It’s a more comfortable and abstract place to land than dealing with the facts and the quotes and the actions.

Yeah well we have this little thing called freedom of the press. Yeah it’s pretty neat. 3 guys control the media and social media and they have more wealth than half the planet. If you ask about gun control they put you in a dog cage

I feel like @mattielubchansky.com has us all covered on this one today