ok it was a sensory nightmare in there but I got my Trader Joe’s groceries and I got a new tote bag 😍

Morgan really said “OH!? Y’all want me on BlueSky” and then clocked the fuck in!! #bbsky

need it to be summer asap. Really missing the live feeds, tarans recaps, the slop, and #bbsky being active 😩

good morning and happy Friday bloomfs! Wanted to spread some positivity this morning ❤️❤️❤️

whoever said bsky is dying must have all the funny bloomfs muted

I want to do something fun and whimsical this weekend. I think I’ll do my weekly grocery shopping at Trader Joe’s 🙂‍↕️

Connor to Chris #loveisblind

Jordan and Amber are no longer together #loveisblind

Stephenie still here and Q gone..... ohhhhh when I catch you Mike White!!! #Survivor50

Hoping it’s Stephanie Flopgrossa’s last day in Fiji ❤️ #survivor50

“THIS IS SURVIVOR, YOURE GONNA GET A LITTLE CTE” #survivor50

Cirie and Kamilla safe I won!!! #Survivor50

NOT RIZGOD IMMEDIATELY ASKING ABOUT THE CHARLIE MARIA TEA IDKGIGIFOGKRLFKRLGKGLH HE’S SOOOO ME #SURVIVOR50

Everyone waking up and choosing to have no filter and be a mess. #Survivor50

emily is giving so much mess oh my god 😭😭😭 #survivor50

EMILY NOOOO #survivor50

Why is jeff so hellbent on making survivor this stupid family friendly show? Is he getting inspiration from big brother?

the big brother subreddit is such a shithole omg

us in the bluesky town square

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

I want a vulpix on my team so bad but it’s so hard to catch wtf 😭 the older Pokémon games are definitely more challenging. but more rewarding too!

discussed survivor 50 with my parents today, thank god they have the correct opinions 😭 they’re anti joe and Stephanie (they know she’s maga). They like Christian, Q and Dee!

Listened to this at 6 minutes in or so. It’s not directly stated, but it appears the reason that Mamdani has not directed H+H to absorb trans patients is out of fear of the federal government. “It’s part of the game we have to play with the federal government .” It’s the EXACT logic NYU is using.

ok how do we get Kamilla to watch big brother

playing Pokémon leaf green for the first time and I’m kinda obsessed 🤩 I know I’m like 20 years late lmao

BRING YOUR PUPPIES INSIDE

LMAO

not ozzy being a better son than jared was #survivor50

Joe throw out Cirie’s name I’m trying to see something😃 #Survivor50

This is old man geezer island #Survivor50

nobody: coach:

bro I’m trying to eat dinner 😭 #survivor50

People who genuinely despise cats are very off putting and unlikable to me idc!! There is something wrong with YOU if cats don’t like you 🙃

I had oatmeal for breakfast today and I forgot how much it hits sometimes 😩 some brown sugar, cinnamon, apples on top. So yummy

lol

Sorry your loved one was killed by a squirter.

@hannahburner.bsky.social happy birthday queen! Hope you have the best day ❤️

Here is the calendar link to subscribe to! webcal://p159-caldav.icloud.com/published/2/NjA0MTMyMTg4NjA0MTMyMbRHL01lpkWkxLMfMZNOqeSL4M5hYrZtrPgQBJ47V_b-cqOw_p44mFL7DJT4eLnsKA5hCbJMZKA9A-xAqlLpaUk

I don’t have an occasion to bake a cake but I want to make one so bad wtf

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

it's actually extremely embarrassing to be american.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

Big Brother US needs a Traitors win and yes, we need to send in our strongest soldier

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

New episode of U Talkin’ U2 to Me just dropped oh I’m so up 🥳🥳🥳

I don’t think MLK was talking about survivor in that quote #survivor50

I never really liked Jenna anyway so I’m super happy she’s the first boot 🤷🏻‍♀️ bye girl! #survivor50

I KNEW IT 🥳🥳🥳 BYE JENNA #survivor50