She says kitty swears at me.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

This newsletter shows a level of speed and execution not seen before in the Money Stuff space. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

🚨 Reminder!

PEOPLE I'M SITTING NEXT TO A DOG ON THIS PLANE THIS IS THE BEST PLANE EVER

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

this is not the end of days sorry you don’t get to crawl under the covers and wait for death to come. you and i have to find a fight to join *even if that fight isn’t won in our lifetimes* because we aren’t so fucking special that we get to take our ball and go home

important to remember that apocalypse is a fantasy that absolves you of your responsibilities

they had great TV when I was younger, you could never make Andor today

i am once again asking if you know that if you routinely sing to a cat while they're curled up on your chest they will learn that singing means cuddle time and come trotting over from wherever they are when you do. it's important that we get this message out to those who need it most

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

the temptation to buy the Demon Core espresso maker i just found is overwhelming

So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK

I live in Tokyo-3 and have evacuated 8 times in the last month for giant monster attacks and even when I get to live at home all the fixtures ooze blood. Wouldn’t trade it for the world, Tokyo-3 baby lets go evas

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

All tucked in, but at what cost

I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

another way in which LLMs make me feel like an alien as compared to their many fans: I find their default fawning conversational tone to be intensely, viscerally repulsive and suspicious.

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...

Patch and 0day the shelter kittens say hi

11! 🎂 🍔

he's my muse but you're all his enablers (the sign up link is patreon.com/jeeyonshim/membership)

Unbothered. Moisturised. In my lane. Kererū.

can't believe someone made this lmao

Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

These ears have a mind of their own.

Murderbot: Still cute. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Continuous refilling of the Tūī feeder required on this very wet day. Every time I go into the kitchen I am faced with trees filled with Tūī staring at me

Some of you when you watch this, will have a lightbulb pop www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfJ7...

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

I still use and love Every Time Zone anytime I need to figure out overlapping times in different places

when Editor 2 is being very helpful in resolving a disagreement between you and Editor 1

a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert

This was a very good read, especially how Millennials were not raised to accept uncertainty and how small tasks that cannot be optimized and only benefit them fall to the wayside www.buzzfeednews.com/article/anne...

lmaoooo YouTube recommended this to me and I was like ::squint:: is that MAMDANI???????

New Evidence Suggests Humans May Have Been Dipping Crunchy Things Into Gooey Things Earlier Than Previously Thought theonion.com/new-evi...

I like how ANDOR makes STAR WARS seen like a fictionalised swashbuckling adventure serial based on the historical events of the ANDOR universe.

have been confused for days about insane cats invading our yard and destroying the plants for no reason only to find out I have accidentally planted fucking catnip all over the place, I am this neighborhoods feline drug lord, ive devasted their society