All I can figure is Tom needs some extra Christmas money. He should just plainly state that he thinks a woman cannot be elected president and engage honestly with that idea. I'm tired of everyone here giving him air for wrapping misogynistic assumptions in false memories.

Lichen collage. On lakeside rock, Northwest Territories, Canada. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends

Day 9 of Things I Don't Usually Draw... Hanna-Barbera stuff. Captain Caveman never comes up in my life anymore so let's honor him.

that's me in the corner that's me in the spot light in my weird position

🎶Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr... You gonna git it...🎶

spock i am begging you i have a family they can’t see me like this

It's amazing that they're basically doing a Compaq and an Enron at the same time. Can't really tell if this article knew about the parking lots full of tractor trailers full of unsold models, but anyhoo.

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i could draw a sideways eight forever

you might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

13Windiana, imo

Surprising number of children in this Krampus parade at Live Oak Brewery

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

how DARE

day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza

Dude running down my street shirtless has the daintiest little back-hair angel's wings.

I thought it was a little self-aware for her to realize she's the raccoon in this situation.

The metallic banging preceded the Boston cop being shot out of the slide like a bullet from his gun. He came out feet first like a breech birth into a world that had no sympathy for cops.

Could it really be true? We were redefining what it meant to be human. For millions of years the laws of biology had brooked no argument, laying down iron commands that all of humanity had no choice but to obey. Men couldn't get pregnant. Yet this blue hedgehog

Tremendous replies. A+

Get yourself a lady tree.

imagining a guy to get glad at

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

when i was a young and in college and first read ORIGINS OF TOTALITARIANISM i was a little surprised by just how much contempt and disdain arendt had for the intellectuals of her generation, especially when compared to the actual perpetrators of the atrocities, but now substack exists so i get it

Suitably circular : the cover to the London Midland & Scottish Railway's 1933 Circular Tours booklet that gives details of many dozens of 'there & back" itineraries & fares for trips across the UK & Ireland. Cover by Ralph E Brown. #railways #graphicdesign #lettering #travel

Extremely pleased to see Noah middling in here.

they say they put salt on the roads to prevent ice, but we all know the REAL reason: the road demons are more active in the cold.

*taking off tap shoes I'm sorry I didn't realize you wanted a LAP dance.

Hell yeah

Leqembi, huh? Well. Hm.

This is definitely going into the Umbrella Corp trophy case at some point

I mostly try to ignore whatever Alamo is microwaving at any given moment but holy shit, could you make a pizza look less abundant or appetizing?

Huh. You could buy Warner Brothers for less than two twitters

BREAKING: ACIP votes to roll back universal newborn HepB shot. Dr. Meissner: physicians pledge to “do no harm”, and warned, “This will do harm.” The birth dose prevents ~70% of early HBV transmission. When kids get HBV before age 6, 70-90% get chronic disease, and ~1 in 4 go on to liver cancer.

rise and grind, crisis actors

This is not good. Someone broke something big.

My friends, I did not have the pleasure of catching A Piano for Mrs Cimino when it aired on TV in 1982. But it's got Bette Davis, Keenan Wynn, George Hearn, and I hear there's a wonderful new 4k restoration, so let's give it a spin! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepH...

oh my god

TEACHER: what is an example of an analogy KID: it’s like when you sneeze TEACHER: no that’s an allergy KID: oh sorry TEACHER: no that’s an apology KID: that wasn’t meant as an example TEACHER: no that’s an actually

Senator and Mrs. Anton Chigurh

Jimmi Pickles says it’s gonna be ok

Federal authorities have arrested a Virginia man in connection with the placement of two pipe bombs outside the headquarters of the RNC & DNC the night before the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol.-ABC News

That arc toward justice won't bend itself

Chiiilll

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"Commando sweater implies I need not wear pants!" and other things I tried to explain to the LL Bean flagship store manager and Maine State Police.