Gave up and did my taxes, now I just need to pick out an activity for the 4th of July

There's a dog in my face.

holy shit, I just saw this picture and now I'm pregnant

Loyalty means nothing these days, huh.

So, what's on TV tonight?

what a fuckin asshole

tearing open a knotted takeout bag like a bear ripping the door off an RV

Snow is so beautiful.

I tried touching grass and I went too far, now I’m growing 5 types of milkweed

@mayor.nyc.gov make the cop write a letter and read it out loud for the people he body slammed

THEY INTERVENED IN A FUCKING PRE-PLANNED SNOWBALL FIGHT AND ... GOT HIT BY SNOWBALLS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

please, mr postman is such a funny song. girl get mad at your boyfriend for not giving a fuck about you not this innocent public service worker

That second image is solid microblogging gold. Gonna be a real challenge for me to avoid saying that to my boss this week.

Love Dorothea Lange’s Depression Era photography because it’s never a poverty arcade…these downbeat Americans have dignity, humanity, sometimes joy in the eyes of Ms Lange.

WHEN I WAS A SPONGE BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE THE KRUSTY KRAB

Surely there's a recorded conversation between Kissinger and RFKj out there somewhere.

The #2 song the year before Nixon died, which got a lot of play so he definitely heard it, was Whoomp! There It Is

TIL Thomas the Tank Engine has a Cask of Amontillado episode.

Threatening magazine advertisement for 3M diskettes, 1984.

(if I hear the word LaTeX come from any of you I'm getting the stabbers out)

all my favorite characters are here, like dwevin, and karl marx

Meanwhile on TikTok:

The stupid fucking stars are so pretty

“I…uh, don’t really know too much about that. I’m more into alt country and cowpunk. But Mrs. Columbo, she’s the one to ask. She’s quite goth.”

I’m assuming that in Kraków, Pole Dancing is pretty commonplace.

Oh no, is this going to be a new direction for Criterion? Adding a movie to its collection just because it's great and deserves to be there?

Oh my God, I'm one of the only ones that walks away clean.

Interviewer: It says here you're good at making up words. How often do you find that useful? Me: Contuitively.

is it a toilet, it’s a toilet isn’t it

Brooklyn Bridge in Blizzard (homage to frank stella)

Desert Lily blooming at Anza-Borrego today #nativeplants 🌿

There's a loud minority on here who can't read and then the silent majority that R E A D S

(tanning my stretch marks) I’m a tiger

It would be a funny bit if we put every ref on a permanent 'do not admit' list.

good job to Connor Hellebuyck, let's be real

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

Gotta say, that's not how I was hoping this thing would go.

Team Canada 1. Team USA 1. End of third. Looks like I'm skipping church this morning.

this is going to be the best damn Mickey Mouse 3v3 bullshit overtime ever

CANADA: 2 minutes for high-sticking 2 minutes for the right number of men on the ice

Is 5 on 3 supposed to look like this?

Imagining some grad student in 3026 writing a paper about uwu

Here's how I read that Greenland thing: Greenland: Oh, hey! We had to rescue an American from that submarine you've got lurking 7 nautical miles offshore, who faced an urgent medical crisis. Trump, caught patrolling an ally: EMergency! I'll send a sick boat that's in the sick bay.