Gleaming the cube (89)

America’s team

Just learned this was a thing 👍 youtu.be/ZN2bcS9shuY?...

Watching the Hollywood Christmas Parade listening to Puerto Rican Navidad music.

Can’t wait to see what the Eagles do now

Cooper DeJean was on McConkey like white on rice

I realize I am an old man but who is watching these CGI Avatar movies without any real characters? The first one was ok but only because of the humanity of the actors

when the dance of the goddamn sugar plum fairies kicks in AGAIN for Kid 11:

Those plucky kids from Duke finally have something go their way

Delightful

Asked my daughter what 6-7 meant and she said it was Dada. Finally it makes sense.

relative to expectations, Curt Cignetti has to be the best coaching hire in history

Shankopotomus

Ooooh knee was down

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies

Who wore it better?

I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.

Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.

I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!

Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:

“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”

“What did the market do today” I usually tell them where the ten year closed (4.096)

Hi I'm Harrison Ford [turning Cessna to line up with halfpipe] ...and this is Jackass!!!

Go Gators?

Is it Ableist to win the cripple fight? Go Gators

A man becomes preeminent he’s expected to have enthusiasms Enthusiasms…

I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony

Guess they always secretly wanted to be a State School

The Cure Drive by Truckers Local H Darryl Hall Damon Fowler

hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

every fucking year man

I can ride a bike with no handlebars No handlebars No handlebars

Can’t believe Tennessee got shut out in the second half. Just a great Gator Defense performance

Greatest offense in college football history

Me when I’m sick of defeating all the battle rappers in my neighborhood.

One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now

They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

This is basically rent but you have to do all the home maintenance. Assuming a 7% interest rate, you have paid off only 16k on a 500,000 loan after 10 years

I set up my thermostat so that if it gets below a certain temperature, the heat turns on.

There is good in this world

I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college: “What did Watson and Crick discover?” “Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”

Not the duck