Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal

i can’t stop laughing

woke culture takes another victim

it took me too long to realize this wasnt a very serious ad for a novelty flyswatter

It's corny as hell but the solution to fascism is loving thy neighbor

First shot: sugarcane The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times Still used to make rum of course!

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

embarrass the administration and they will do everything in their power to ruin your life, even if the embarrassment is the result of their own cruel overreach vicious sadistic bullies all the way down

Skater girls of Ethiopia

They should try creating a cryptocurrency that is a store of value.

We gotta rescue our sports bars with Fox News playing. Dudes, please put anything else on. You are attracting 10% tippers with that.

Life is pain

love a good band photo where one member stands out a bit

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Taste Buds go to Somalia! (Little thumb on the randomizer I think and I am here for it)

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gregory-bovino/

They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.

What I wouldn’t give for a followup interview with both of these ladies right about now

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

#koalamindset 🌝

“for instance, i didn’t have to pay my robot barber a penny”

My youth pastor would play Queen records backwards and it sounded like this.

it’s Enrico Palazzo!

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

so, just to be clear, this crushes america's economy

Let me posit this if I may. Therapist nods. An older Sheldon. Therapist scribbles in notepad

Weird that Mendoza wears a tech vest and AirPods during the game but my guess is he is listening to grindset business bros podcasts at 1.5 speed while throwing 15 yard laser out routes.

College football will break your heart

The stone is rolled away; lo, He is risen if ever signs and wonders were, here is one atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

All well and good until Cignetti takes the Tech job and starts a platypus dynasty

decided to bring this to life

I do not want Pat McAfee I do not want him on T.V. I do not want him on my shows I do not want his punting toes. I do not want his awful takes Or all his subject-verb mistakes. I've had enough of gamble-ing It's seeped its way to every-thing I do not want Pat McAfee Please keep him off of my T.V.

Birth name: McLean Dowler Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...

There was a leak but not to the media

Got the Sunday Scaries on a Thursday night.

This one had me wheezing

me hitting like on this with my greasy taco bell fingers, slurping my baja blast zero

Hyperventilating

Me telling my friends about the bowl won by The Grunk: yeah man it was crazy My friends who remembered my one post about Dabi Swinney: was Dabi there? Me: yes

Santa Hussein Clause

Received delivery box at new house for previous owners Received clearance from Amazon not to return it Open an $80 box of licorice Everyone is in shambles

"love your neighbor" doesn't stop at the subdivision gate

Alright, here we go...56-yarder...It’s got...No, it does not have the leg Tim Cratchit takes it in the back of the end zone. He’ll run it out to the 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 45 There goes Cratchit! Cratchit is gonna run it all the way back! Auburn's gonna win the football game!

there’s a labeler for “toxic posting” but where is the one for “perfect sweetie”

If only we had some concise rules readily available @jonbois.bsky.social