If I cant find anyone to pass an office birthday card to after signing I usually just put it in the trash can.

this week on catfished

dadt punk

Swamp Thing 82

i love how a lot of countries don't so much sing their anthems as SCREAM THEM AT TOP VOLUME SUCH THAT THE STADIUM RINGS

Grew up on a farm in OK. All my friends had swimming pools. A thing we knew without even being taught is that anything that holds water must be light. It's why animal water troughs are silver aluminum and pools are sky blue. Dark colors trap heat and promote algae! www.nytimes.com/2026/06/15/c...

Imagining Donald Fagen at home, chopping up a line of coke on his glass coffee table, when the phone rings, and Walter Becker says "turn on the TV!" youtu.be/XMGX8HBqMgg?...

lol, imagine owning the Nets and seeing this

Congrats Knicks

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

PLAY IT FOLKS

My local bar is in TROUBLE

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

im just glad the celebs are happy

Shaq is your mom’s friend with benefits

Baby, will you eat that snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?

thank you for this thread! i had an off-the-cuff comic turned into a meme and it's such a weird feeling that my art is just being spread out there without any credit here's a version with my name on it, im fine with people using that one :)

Of course its sad that Bari Weiss has done to 60 Minutes exactly what she was brought in to do. But it's also funny that w/r/t Pelley they exhibited the exact same brand of sweaty, panicky thin skin so many interview subjects have exhibited over the years. It's like this guy *runs* 60 Minutes now!

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

Every NCAA softball umpire is a Chip Kelly doppelgänger

Rays are a juggernaut

i feel like they were going for something different than why i took the photo

The exciting new message for Democrats: be Republicans

Fellas, is it gay?

The last Blue Moon

If you showed pics of Wemby and Chet to a non-basketball fan 100% would guess Chet was the French guy.

“Iamretiringfromcongress”

Kura Total Landscaping

Zzzzzzzzzz

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

In 1992, Sub Pop receptionist (later CEO) Megan Jasper pranked The New York Times by inventing a fake "grunge speak" lexicon. 🙏

Standing in Government lines Standing in Government lines Standing in Government lines I takes what’s mines I takes what’s mines

Here's something incredible I found: Georgia Gwinnett softball has identical TRIPLETS on their team. Apparently they were different color earrings to differentiate. @sickoscommittee.org @dirtbagqueer.rocks

i know not with what tools twitter 2 will be moderated but twitter 3 will be moderated with sticks and rocks

Hey-Man (1987)

emotional update

its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand

Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that

Lightning lost but this is the back yard from Traverse City

Hey New York Times, I have more subscribers than this fuck on two different platforms where is my profile

I hope the guys who always mocked Rage Against the Machine are enjoying The Machine

The answer to this is the classic @dcpierson.bsky.social tweet and it’s not even close

My biggest conspiracy theory is that telling working class people that engagement in the arts is a middle / upper class thing and to do so makes you a class traitor is a psyop to make them disengaged with themselves and the world and the beauty of being human, so that they accept worse treatment.

tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

Game 7!