[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

The Kurt Vonnegut letter to those high school kids is never wrong -

timely chance to reference this classic

Watching that Mississippi State game with my 99 year old State Alum father. He is indestructible. Just chuckling sardonically.

My favorite movie. And so important to me personally. I married an Abby normal.

Oh this is SPLENDID

JB Pritzker has made more money off casinos than Trump lol

Alongside the release of our new album, 'Caught Light,' we are excited to share a new video for the track 'For You To Come Around,' filmed live on location at the Odd Fellows Hall in St. Catharines, Ontario, in June 2025. m.youtube.com/watch?v=seMl...

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Fantastic taunt

What is happening!

thinking about an alternate reality where "angel of montgomery" was on the tony hawk pro skater soundtrack

Today was the last night without a football game on until the night before Thanksgiving. Congratulations everyone, we made it.

Just told my wife to call me Mel O ‘Tonin cuz I’m about to put her asleep

Listening to Midlife Crisis by Faith no More and waxing nostalgic about my mid life crisis 15 years ago.

The absolutely dumbest coach. Flawless victory

Jimmy Kibble

Gators score, streak stays alive Now time to turn it off

generals gathered in their masses watching trump emit some gasses

the hit new single from torn hawk "Trump & Epstein Enjoy The Music And Talk Deli Sandwiches" is tearing up the airwaves

Oregon with the insurmountable lead. 10-3

“Punt from plus territory” the James Franklin story

Incredible image. Also incredible that the vast majority of white Christians in this country align with the men in camo.

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

Wondering what the Florida offense does during practice

I normally don’t entertain bluesky meta commentary but if I were a columnist at the Post who had less than half as many followers as a random nonprofit worker lady from Kentucky who just posts about life and bullshits with her friends I probably wouldn’t like it here either

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

www.on3.com/teams/florid... #Gators

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

the only AI i need is an earpiece i can wear at my kid's birthday party that tells me the name of the parent i've met like four times before

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Weird how when a Trump supporter, white supremacist, and reportedly, a former member of Turning Point USA shot up Florida State University (FSU) several months ago and killed two people - there wasn't the same national conversation about "political violence." www.mediaite.com/news/mass-sh...

That FBI director look like hes just been startled out of his sleep in every pic

Imagine getting shot while attempting to make a comment about mass shootings

A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje

It’s like watching a low-T Muschamp coach Gator football. Just abysmal

When you play dumb you deserve to lose.

i need everyone to stop what you're doing and peep these hot drops

the hot new trend of 2031 is trad wives burying their dead, unvaccinated children

I am printing the transcript of this, burning it and then snorting the ashes just to feel something

BELICHICK: how win football game college how, losing game now why CHATGPT: I recommend running the ball BELICHICK: no we lose yard why you do no wrong wrong CHATGPT: you're completely right - and I want to thank you for your honest feedback

@edsbs.bsky.social Vandals ransacking

There are 902 billionaires in America right now that presumably don’t want to be seen as soulless

Shaking my head and frowning while I read the human leather bound copy of The Necronomicon so the other people on the bus know I don't agree with it.

Was hoping @jasonkirk.fyi would write on Dobson and he did sojo.net/articles/opi...

I did this yesterday, immediately forgot I did it, then realized a few minutes ago that my google searches had been both oddly faster and more pleasant today