Wait where can I see video of you know who stuck on an escalator?

THERE IS A MENORAH ON THIS JACKET WHAT EVEN

There are multiple episodes of The Love Boat in which a couple feels compelled to explain to the crew that they’re not swingers, they are simply pursuing a third for purely altruistic reasons.

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The McRib is back for a limited time

Jesus fucking Christ

It’s my lunch break so you know I had to look up what vaccines a horse gets. Brb, gonna vaccinate my kid for Potomac Horse Fever.

Folks, you can take all the horse worm paste you want but we draw the line on horse vaccines. And Tylenol for some reason.

The New York financier?

We saw Spinal Tap II yesterday and it was great. Also it’s like 80 minutes long. Highly recommend

Things could always be worse. I could be taking the Hollywood Bowl shuttle to Ventura at this late hour

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As a former Disney Adult, I can confirm this is true. It started when they canceled the Disneyland annual passes during covid and it’s snowballed from there.

Listen, Hedy Lamarr had a lot on her plate in the 1940s.

Seriously one of the best shows ever.

“Get Smart” premieres 60 years ago tonight, on NBC. “I was sick of looking at all those nice, sensible situation comedies,” Mel Brooks said. “They were such distortions of life. .. No one had ever done a show about an idiot before. I decided to be the first.”

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Kid gagged and barfed at the dentist. Fantastic.

This is literally insane. We said this would happen and people were like “lol you’re overreacting”

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

I don’t know if this ESPN/NFL deal has regulatory approval yet but it certainly adds some context to what is going on today

Anytime you hear that late night is unprofitable just know that the affiliates usually love the late night shows because they drive ratings to their local news that comes on right before AND the parent companies get to promote their films/shows essentially for free.

lol you love to see it. The prosecution’s star witness is such a jerk or leads to an immediate not guilt verdict. If you haven’t sat on an LA jury for a criminal trial “a little over an hour” is enough time to nominate a foreperson, do a show of hands, briefly discuss, and fill out the paperwork.

Anyone want five abandoned recliners? I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with them.

Like no joke, the older I get the less indecent the proposal becomes in Indecent Proposal. By the end of the film I hate every character BUT Robert Redford’s character.

I think it's genuinely heartwarming that instead of doing a bunch of tryhard film posting today everyone is just like "no Robert Redford could get it like no one in human history"

This is my favorite Robert Redford story. He literally had no concept of being rejected by a girl.

I can't remember the details, and can't find them now, for my favorite Robert Redford anecdote, but: When Indecent Proposal was being discussed, someone asked a film critic if she would sleep with Robert Redford for $1 million, and she replied, "Yes, but where would I get the money?"

Are we taking bets on how soon a Reddit account gets discovered?

You’ve got to hand it to him though. Zuckerberg has come up with a way to look even more like an unlikeable dork.

still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial

For the late crowd: was at a bar today and one of my cards fell out of my wallet. Everyone watched as I tried, unsuccessfully, to pick it up with my long acrylic nails 😭. I had to use my feet.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

Is it common for the Secretary of State to introduce legislation?

Ok so it turns out when a music venue says a show is “all ages” that doesn’t necessarily mean a 6 year should go there. At least they didn’t charge him the cover charge.

I’m watching Thunderbolts and whoever voted to make Bucky, the literal war criminal, a congressmen is out of their fucking mind.

This got a legit lol from me

It is shameful that people keep trying to shoehorn their own agendas into this when it’s clear he would have wanted us to permit the building of more and denser housing in high-demand areas all around the country

the kingdom of heaven is at hand

“The Gang Investigates an Assassination”

Even if this is true (I have doubts), what is “transgender and anti fascist ideology?” That transgender people exist and deserve the same human rights as everyone else and that fascism is bad?

mad to me how many people are apparently struggling with this!

One of our cats perks up and smells the baby monitor every time our kid makes a noise. It’s very cute.

Donald Trump’s defense of the Epstein birthday card so far has been “that’s not my signature!” (It is) and “I couldn’t possibly write anything that poetic or draw that well,” which really shows his significant cognitive decline.

Uh oh I woke up to a hit post

curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"

Being a child sex predator was such a part of Epstein’s life and personality that everyone he had even a casual friendship with felt compelled to mention it in a birthday card. Like writing “heh steal any burgers lately?” in a birthday card to The Hamburglar.

And none so far are even vague about it! “We worked briefly together 30 years ago. Are you still banging kids? Happy birthday! Love Always, the CEO of JP Morgan”

every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"

For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"