Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.

Sound up for snoring

Hillel outtake from the other day

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

my personal Christmas tradition

There is a lot wrong with this day and age, but I don't know how well I could cope if I didn't have access to hot sauce at every meal

hey guys, what's up, it's Your Tech Guru here and today I'm going to review ADHD, which recently released their 4k resolution version. I know you're saying, is this actually an upgrade and is it worth the money it WILL cost you more but you WILL get less done

Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Haven't even watched it. Just look at her youtu.be/NnldiqFIStY?...

When they ask me what radicalized me

Detective novels give me unrealistic expectations about being a defense attorney must be the easiest job in the world. These guys are getting murder arrests over *nothing* they don’t have shit!

Sorry I was late I was sorting my camera film and I had to reach down and let my cat Sid sniff every one, that's just procedure. We work as a team. Anyway it took like 75 minutes.

I need one of the tv networks trying to make Sherlock Holmes hip and edgy to look at the success of Heated Rivalry and get an idea…

Campaign closed!🎉 In the end, we raised $47,724 CAD with a whopping 971 backers--far beyond what we imagined when we first planned this campaign. We're so excited to finally realize this project in physical form, thank you all for believing in us!

She loves her pumpkin 🎃

I was interviewed by Architectural Digest for the 40th anniversary of Clue on the mansion design and decor. You can go read it here because they're good at their job and don't kill stories.

I’m developing an esports version of Heated Rivalry that fucking sucks shit

Goodnight 🐱

몸으로 말해요

the Mona Lisa could never

Wee skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1955.

🚨BEAUTIFUL GIRL ALERT 🚨

"Um yes hello thank you for coming to worship me"

Extremely pedantic, but it’s going to bother me if I don’t say this: The actor playing Young Sherlock is older than adult Sherlock Holmes in A Study In Scarlet.

Sunday tum-day

Hoping you all have a warm, light filled Longest Night from my little family to yours

Massachusetts highways are pvp zones

lately I've been leaning into things that would have made 7yo me happy (strawberry milk, reading for pleasure, wearing unicorn things, musicals) and this might actually be the secret to life

[pounding fists on the table to emphasize each word] longest night! longest night! longest night!

His meow used to sound like a Pokémon. Now I only hear it sometimes

Ichi learning how to turn off the light of the touch lamp.

Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP

Ozzy so wide now (Comparison pictures by Sophie Fischer)

All you need to know about A.I. is that Don Draper would detest it and Pete Campbell would never shut up about how great it is.

🚨BEAUTIFUL GIRL ALERT 🚨

She’s simply too high

Trump is like when Mr. Burns from the simpsons has every disease but in his case it's every greek myth that's meant to teach you a lesson

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

she really said teehee

In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes

Accidentally created abstract trans pride art

why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread

New Christmas wallpaper just dropped

watching 'My Neighbor Totoro' for the first time in a while and Hillel was transfixed by the Catbus scenes, he woke up from a dead sleep & stared intently at the teevee the whole time lol

This isn't just a very generous way to approach how other artists all share similar ideas, it's also a very healthy way to handle it. You have some artists who get very possessive of a loose concept and that just breeds insecurity and combativeness against your peers if you're not careful