I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy

Conversations with the cat

Oh my god man, you can’t live your life like this

Me trying to sell someone on House MD

where can i get the cute little wicker backpack she makes in Send Help

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Had a dream there was discourse accusing an actor of pretending to be an actor just to win an award. People were debating the ethics of “stealing” the award from a “real” actor by winning it. I was so baffled I woke myself up.

“Hold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you don’t!”

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Since we're re-litigating Ring's sins: How did they grow so fast? Until 2016, Ring gave out free/discounted cameras to police & giving cops perks if the public (including victims of crimes) used the officer's discount code to buy cameras--all of which meant Ring essentially made cops salespeople.

Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.

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Little gremlins 😅💖 #FosterKittens #TongueOutTuesday #cats

Cats are so distant and aloof they said, cats are mean they said….

Head scritches time

Not to tell tales out of school but I have been seeing this in my office and also I guessed I would and no one listened

Oh

Been looking at too much German expressionist art lately.... #InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

Flawless ambush predator.

I had to look up the word Jouissance

Trying to enjoy A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms without it re-awakening my A Song of Ice & Fire fandom. I can't do that again. GRRM is never releasing Winds of Winter and I have made peace with that in theory, but I do not want to have to put that into practice.

And what if I said ser Duncan and Lyonel Baratheon should hold hands? And what if I said Ser Duncan and Baelor Targaryen should hold hands?? AND WHAT IF I SAID SER DUNCAN AND SER RAYMUN SHOULD HOLD HANDS!?

@xoxogossipgita.bsky.social You got me to start watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, but now I'm out of episodes and don't know what to do

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

Uber started requiring a copy of my drivers license before letting me book rides i just said no and switched to Lyft. no reason i need to present my driver's license to hail a cab

“I don’t think the robots are taking over. I think the men who play with toys have taken over. And if we don’t take the toys out of their hands, we’re fools.” — Ray Bradbury

Sorry but we do need to hand it to her that releasing Wuthering Heights on Valentine’s Day is objectively super funny.

Can't be overstated how much the ultra wealthy are single handedly destroying the planet

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

Cancel your nitro if you have it.

It bums me out that every ad now is for A.I. (I saw an ad for how to make ads with A.I.) because damn, the USA economy is just out of goods and services? We just don’t have like any products or labor worth anything anymore? Yikes

Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;

what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"

99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off

[Edward Said voice] Ever read a Jane Austen book and thought about the atrocities of the sugar cane industry?

Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.

They're called Ring cameras because an evil ghost lives in there

I just don't answer the door.

The unbreakable bond between me and everyone else in the theater watching Pillion instead of the Superbowl

i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show will be interpreted by Celimar Rivera Cosme into Puerto Rican Sign Language, a unique dialect used on the island that academic researchers and other experts consider endangered.

To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books. She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it. It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.