[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

A thing I appreciate about the moon is that it fucking sucks to be on. Moon dust is super abrasive. "We see investment opportunities on ouchie powdered glass planet" Deutsche Bank says.

wow the symbolism in this book goes crazy. and you're saying all these symbols make up little words?

This is what social media is meant to be about.

We need to remove tech bros from society

We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.

forgot the most important of the genre

Happy The Banshees of Inisherin Day to all who celebrate 🎻 🫏🔥

New game announcement!!! I just find myself so drawn to Arthur Conan Doyle's most beloved literary creation, I can't keep away. That's why I've created a BRAND NEW GAME featuring him. And by 'him', of course I mean Professor Challenger. jabbage.itch.io/sir-arthur-c...

They just set him up in front of chatGPT huh

Captain Ahab:

Oh yeah, I’m gay. GAY FOR REVENGE

I see there's a movie called "Mary Shelley's Frankenstein" and I think "No she isn't" but then I consider that she did create all of those characters, so in a metaphorical sense, she is Frankenstein

Ralph!!!! 🙃

oh, that's easy: wake up after 12

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

There was a makeup artist on IG talking about how, when she would tell clients "so the makeup chatgpt gave you doesn't exist," they would get visibly upset and anxious and demand the not real makeup be shown

Whenever someone uses the food making machine on Star Trek you notice they don’t high five each other and yell I AM A PROFESSIONAL CHEF

The process is the fun part!

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

He has succeeded in using his body to shape the sofa cushions into a perfect cat bed

I'm a cis woman who has used the mens room to avoid a line or because the ladies' room was out of order. Which means I'm the hypothetical boogyman of "cis person using the wrong bathroom on purpose" and I simply do not think this is a felony level offense

timeline cleanser, baby snow leopards getting there health check at melbourne zoo, australia🥹

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

I hope all trans people aren't just visible today but shine so brightly tis hard for us mere mortals to look upon them

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

When I get home from work I’m going to pet my cat. It’s legal, no one can stop me.

It’s so weird that with easy access to videos, cameras, online records, and Wikipedia I briefly lived in the only era in human history where objective truth was possible. Ah well.

"An invisible workforce across the country dedicates their time, energy and spirit to their work, usually without pay. These are family caregivers, and their contribution to the U.S. economy exceeded $1 trillion in economic value in 2024." www.aarp.org/caregiving/f...

The time for love and light is over. Treat trans people with respect or I’m gonna bully you.

You can say when someone is lying or bigoted

Cutie

sha-sha!

Would anyone who lives anywhere near New York State be willing to take in my cat temporarily for up to a year? My original plans for having someone care for him just fell through and I'm scrambling to find someone. He is a very good boy and doesn't have any special needs.

Hey Old Sports✌🏾💛 Vintage, psychological thriller, and glamour lovin transmasc who’s making a Great Gatsby graphic novel as well as indie apparel at @777saintmonroe.bsky.social #TDOV #TransdayofVisibility

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

just gonna keep bumping this when necessary because I cannot personally make anything this large

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

curl

a goofy boy has appeared

Happy girl!

Today, MSF is going public with something we've been fighting behind closed doors for months: Gilead will not sell us their new HIV drug, lenacapavir. The sticking point isn't even price, they just refuse to sell. Open letter linked + explainer 🧵1/ www.doctorswithoutborders.org/latest/gilea...

I wanted it to look like CLAYFACE had a hammer for a hand, but it looks like he's on his way to work

Reading books is really important! Even books that aren't purely about acquiring information.

When I was trying to be be a tv writer I met a fair amount of other aspiring tv writers who “don’t really watch TV” and so I guess my common sense hot take is writers should engage with their chosen medium

Gas too high? Travel by cat. "Lil' Varmint," oil on panel, 6 inches by 6 inches, 2022. Prints: brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...