The one year i did a lemon pig we had that big ass freeze that killed like 200 people and then later that summer my mother in law died. So instead I'm breaking mirrors all year long.

I'm gonna grow a weird mullet this year. maybe get a rattail going. idk

Don't be mad about fireworks, this is the perfect time to sneak some farts.

Doing Come And Take It * but about chips and I'm serious please come and take chips from me they're my greatest weakness

This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history

Man did you know if you get a cat that they poop? Like once a day or more? Gross! What was i thinking

I wonder why the movie Titanic has the ships captain dying in an ahistorical way. There's a lot of attention to detail in this movie. Obviously not all of it is factual (I'm speaking of the events not the plot hush)

Got my tickets for New Years Eve. It’s going to be a fun night!

Gonna go home and watch Titanic again. I'm in my Titanic era.

I had no idea so many animals consider Christmas trees a tasty snack!

Man people will hem and haw and complain about using they/them pronouns but the second they see a trans woman it's all they and them all day all night

I would like to draw some pictures. Drawing pictures would be the best

I have to work tomorrow. I only had Christmas off this week, except i did go in for an hour today to feed/water all the animals because the person who was supposed to do that is sick as hell. They got me!! I care about the animals!! Damn

Ooh Seth got me Sonic x Shadow generations, I'm so happy. I took a big stupid ill advised nap after all the Christmas stuff time to have fun playing games

You’d better take a Tanooki suit, Mario. It gets quite nippy in World 6 this time of year.

So I've never seen an episode of he-man before and i have a question. Is the monarch's voice just an impression of skeletor?

[Reposting from back 2021 just for Christmas] If Pyramid Head wore a Christmas hat, which one would it be???? #SilentHill

Someone finally bought the python that struck me. Good, good. Enjoy!! (It did not hurt, they do not have fangs, it was a thump on my gloved hand)

Working in a pet store on Christmas Eve was a nightmare. :)

I'd like to show you this hamster from my job. He's got a wonky tooth. But he's great otherwise. He's hanging out in the bin i use to weigh animals. Also he's winking at you. I got to name him, so his name's Orin.

Merry Parasite Eve y'all

🦋 Welcome to Buesky! 🦋 It's long past time to leave the Nazi bar, and you'll have a much better time here. I updated this guide due to the influx of users fleeing Grok's new AI bullshit. Share widely for all the newcomers!

You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

New update to my comic! Read it if you like jerks!

Pink Ghost Pipe plant at my hometown, Logy Bay, #Newfoundland Canada. Ghost Pipes are most commonly white, but some have pink or even red colouration. Pic from a couple of years ago, in August. #wildflower #flower #botany #plants #fungifriends

Plum Phil loves metal concerts and long walks on the beach 🐐 Shop: ko-fi.com/s/046bdfcf9f #CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Goat #Cartoon #Ink

I don't need ai I'm stupid enough already

this is so dumb I didn't bother saving a large version

every time I see a new person discover and titter over peter bonerz name I think "damn they've never seen the bob newhart show. they should fix that, it owned."

I wish i could never hear the song breakfast at Tiffany's ever again

updated yesterday!

gosh what if I replayed fallout 3? fallout 3: gosh what if I freeze randomly every minute or so and nothing on the internet seems to know what the problem is? c:

if you want to be an artist you have to do your time. What's the time? Doing those damned exercises where you draw a whole thing with one line.

6am posting prob gonna regert this but i do kinda judge people who still use Twitter... Like. The dude who owns it throwing a Nazi salute at the inauguration didn't make you leave??? What will??

I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being. Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.

From scratch to print in 2.5 days

Nooo i woke up too early on my day off and i can't go back to sleep because I have an ace of base song stuck in my head

just having a normal reaction to reading the news it's fine.

Gallus Gallus Rex when da chicken is da dinosaur #art #paleoart #trex #tyrannosaurusrex #dinosaur

I'd like to see more dinosaur art where their heads are just covered in disgusting wattles and combs and snoods. All the caruncles. thank you

Considering going to bed at like 7pm. Ultra grandpa

Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????

Read it if you like, jerks! (jk but also you should read it)

New update to my comic! Read it if you like jerks!

Oh I didn't realize I was watching THIS episode. ahahaha. lord. Mulder.

aw damn we missed when Eugene Tooms was supposed to come back in 2023.

pretty good pilot for x-files. but. *pounding the table* where's skinner? we want skinner