If the Geico Gecko started talking to me at the library I’d hit it with a copy of War and Peace

I’m not a sports guy but I gotta admit it. I cariner about the mariners

Daughter (3) told me for Halloween she wants to be Benjamin’s “The Work of Art in the Age of Its Technological Reproducibility” and when I pointed out that she’d be aestheticizing her own politics she countered that to watch passively is to already join the ritual

Hooray!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

biking to work in a storm fucking sucks

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Doomsday, My Dear has updated! Hopefully longtime readers will enjoy this one. doomsdaymydear.com/dmd/666 a very blessed page 666 and No Kings Protest day to all :) #webcomics #webcomic #comics

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Doomsday, My Dear has updated! Hopefully longtime readers will enjoy this one. doomsdaymydear.com/dmd/666 a very blessed page 666 and No Kings Protest day to all :) #webcomics #webcomic #comics

I have blocked The government accounts Which you were probably going to dunk on They were trolling So plain And so obvious

today's kink is 'brick shithouses get to be pretty too'

walking around the house going “je fais les petites garbages ^_^” in my best McElroy Amélie voice as I empty the trash cans in each room

informing an animal that they’re a baby is one of the more important tenets of keeping pets

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

today's kink is 'coming too soon, but not in the way one might expect'

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.

“sweet, I hope he dies” a phrase I have thought multiple times this year. doesn’t feel good but here we are

my take on fanworks is that I have no real problem with them as practice & fun, expressing your enjoyment of a thing, etc, I think that's the baseline for what it is. I do get frustrated though when it becomes someone's whole artistic identity, if only because like >>

today's kink is 'getting cancelled by the FFXIV fandom'

today's kinktober is gonna be so rude and I'm so sorry

I can't stop fucking laughing at this

today's kink is 'what if instead of self-flagellating you let a really nice lady do it for you'

just going through some old drawings

yesterday's kink was 'what if there was a cat lady imperiling your dick'

today's kink is 'what if instead of self-flagellating you let a really nice lady do it for you'

my coworker is about to give a work presentation on fire emblem just so we can learn about fire emblem over lunch and I am truly so into this

there are many things I love about having a deep disgusting cough forever but my favorite is the one where I go somewhere public and have to explain to everyone around me that I'm not going to give them fucking tuberculosis, I just caught the sniffles three weeks ago and then got asthma about it

I like to make comics

catching up from the weekend. #kinktober 11: squeeze

#inktober 12: uniform you've heard about french maids but what about orlesian-- [gets dragged offstage by a hook]

My Painterly terrain sets for Dungeondraft are out! Pick up the Megapack to get 792 terrain materials for just $18, all designed to a 22-hue palette with light, mid and dark shades for maximum flexibility. mortalityplays.itch.io/painterly-me...

thank you for the pep talk, Mr Gondelman

we have reached the developmental stage of “all we want on tv is YouTube compilations of garbage trucks and fire engines driving around” and frankly I’m here for it

we don’t need preproduction

and today's. #kinktober 10: laugh

I said I was gonna take a break but I lied, the only way through IRL sads is keeping busy. yesterday's #kinktober prompt was "pair" so here's that

picked out Halloween costumes this morning, and I’m thrilled to report we will be going as the iconic trio of Bandit, Chilli, and Firetruck

status: basically fine but sad. also I have two posts taking off at once which is bizarre I had to block a few people for being morons in the mentions but at least not for the sterling post

Today we said goodbye to Sterling, also known as President Princess, Purrling, and Fat Kitty, who was just a few months shy of 22. My best friend and companion for over half my life, I knew her from kittenhood and she was mine for 16 years.

the most important thing I got out of grad school was learning to work in a production team (and to run my own, shoutout to my thesis film kids)

taking a kinktober break today and probably tomorrow bc of life stuff.

anyway here’s pippin

what if we start calling doctors our bonewardens

#kinktober day 8: humble I think it's fair to say this has been a long time coming (if you like these two, read comic: www.doomsdaymydear.com)

#kinktober day 7: other featuring benedict "benedict artemaeus" artemaeus, but the version from the book I'm writing and not the version that I RP, because that does actually matter

come with me and you'll be at the kennedy assassination

it’s rough out there