NOW THIS IS WHAT THE WBC IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT!!!!

The Fightin’ Quakers of Penn upset Harvard in OT and advance to the Ivy Madness finals!

What an absolutely joyless bunch and a sad way to squander the amazing joy and energy of the World Baseball Classic. This team can piss up a rope, and are ample evidence that MLB players should be kept from participating in the Olympics. FOH with this vibe.

YAXEL FOR THE WIN

So, per the Seattle Times, it's apparently not just Raleigh, it's a team-wide decision to not shake hands. Out of UNITY and SERIOUSNESS. Which is rich given (a) none of Raleigh's teammates came forward to defend him; and (b) his manager is mailing in games because he doesn't know they count. LMFAO

Unprecedented corruption. Literally asking for billions of dollars.

ah, the reputational damage of other people hearing the things you said and did

Regimes targeted militarily by the United States quite famously immediately capitulate (panicked history professor whispers in my ear) Folks, I’m getting some new information here

Joyless. The WBC is supposed to be fun and wow this US team is not it.

this year’s US WBC team is like if the entire 92 Dream Team was at Jan 6

more than anything what Team USA needs to work on for the next WBC is not fielding a team with so much Cop Energy

Wait wait wait. Did nobody post “Mighty Cassie Has Struck Out”?!?! 🇨🇦🇺🇸

Catching up on Jeopardy and it’s a super easy Heated Rivalry clue. I’m screaming “WHAT IS A FLEECE?” It ends up a triple stumper. @kenjennings.bsky.social then adds, “He wears a fleece. My wife tells me.” Yes, his wife! Everybody laughs.

I’m taking Lucy for a walk in the neighborhood and before I cross the street there’s a car waiting at the stop sign. The woman driving the car rolls down her window and says, “Excuse me. I just need to warn you…” I get worried. A coyote? It’s too hot to walk the dog? This seems bad. 1/2

📌This lying, incompetent moron is destabilizing the entire world, putting tens of millions at risk, and can't even be bothered to drag his fat ass away from his golf club in Florida. Can we at least discuss THAT?

My friend is at the game in Houston and said there are more Mexico fans and they booed the US team pregame. Which…totally fair.

Me when a professional men’s sports team posts about International Women’s Day.

Had to doublecheck the date on this

Kamala Harris: "I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not here to say 'I told you so,' but we did see it coming."

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

Don't have time to learn a language when you spend 12 hours a day busy watching Fox News and and posting screeds on TruthSocial.

oh ok

Tried watching DTF St Louis. Two middle aged white dudes going through their midlife crisis by cheating on their wives? Hardest of hard passes. Not down for that shit.

w e a s k e d w h o f o r w h a t n o w

Kristi Noem is a cunt and a disgrace and a dog murderer. Good riddance. Markwayne Mullin is a piece of shit, absolutely unqualified, and an ignorant racist bully. Are we great yet?

Stephen Miller at an international conference about cartels: "These organizations can only be defeated with military power. I see some heads nodding because they understand. You're dealing with a lot of lawyers in your own country, I'm sure. You have my permission not to listen to them."

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist. He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

this is literally right wing propaganda. cbs news cannot be trusted.

Watching Jeopardy. Yelling “WHO IS TAYLOR JENKINS REID???” Two minutes later yelling “WHAT IS SLOW HORSES?” WHO ARE THESE CONTESTANTS WHO ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH???

this really does feel uhhhhh impeachable

Less cropped photo of Connor and Hudson with their custom PWHL jerseys 💕 This was the only hockey collab we wanted on SNL

Platner spends more time with nazis than a lot of "real" nazis do. Curious stuff! Probably just half a dozen identical coincidences

“Folks, we’re bringing back The Plague, and it’s going to be tremendous.”

RIP to hundreds of Iranians and one American vacation

When it finally happens:

Get you a man who handles his business in the ER, is a sensational actor, and who understands the importance of labor unions. Noah Wyle, triple threat.

The Hughes brothers barely got applause and were stiff and brutally awkward. Hilary Knight and Megan Keller got a huge ovation and were charming and naturally funny. Once again, the US women’s hockey team > US men’s hockey team.

with all due respect this is like saying the atlantic ocean is drowning in water, disinformation has been twitter’s whole deal for years now and anyone still on there is soaking in it

From a friend: Which 3 Middle Eastern countries are benefiting from Trump‘s war with Iran? Saudi Arabia Qatar UAE Which 3 Middle Eastern countries have recently given Trump and his family members billions of dollars of money and benefits? Saudi Arabia Qatar UAE

You can be against this war and against everything Israel is doing and even against Israel itself without being against Jewish people. It's actually really easy. More people should try it

Everything they do is so lame and juvenile and performative, like a group of 12 year old boys playing war in the garage

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Welp

So, this wasn’t the greatest day to be Jewish in America, I have to say.

There has been a bad-faith effort on the right and from within USA Hockey to paint this as "people getting mad they visited the White House." Some of that, sure, but lots of high-profile champions do that and it's a one-day story at most. This was about Kash's Make-a-Wish weekend and the sexism

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

My non-sports fan friend asked why I’m so angry about the US men’s hockey team because she sort of assumed that most professional male athletes are sexist assholes. 1/2

The email I sent, fwiw. I also included my hometown, just for emphasis. I cropped it out here for what I assume are obvious reasons.

Just a reminder as Trump spews complete lies about voter fraud that he put the full weight of his first administration into proving some of this bullshit and they came up completely empty.