Owen Pickering from the blue line🚀 @wbspenguins.bsky.social | #WBSvsHER

Round 2, Game 1. Murashov in net for for WBS, Stevenson for Hershey. Let’s get after it.

I have til about 8p eastern tonight, but if anyone has a need for cute critter emotes, I could use your help to extend my 70/30 (non gifted, non prime twitch subs). Thanks ^^

All in on WBS. They’ve got a team that I think is good enough to make a serious run at the championship, but they could also lose 3 in a row to Hershey just as easily. Let’s go. 14 wins left.

Penguins wasted three games of the series playing like bratty teenagers. They were the better team the last 3 games. Hockey doesnt always reward the better team and thats why you dont waste games.

THE SHOT OF THE PLAYOFFS

Rest in peace, Fenway Sports Group.

One brings shadow, one brings light

Flyers are such a classy organization that they will allow Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Kris Letang one more game on home ice for their final farewell together.

T-BIRDS ON 🔝 ##CalderCup

What a massive recovery from Springfield to turn an 8-1 loss on Wednesday into two straight wins, tonight 2-1 in OT, to put the Charlotte Checkers out of the playoffs. Springfield gets Providence next, while the WBS Penguins get the Hershey Bears.

Seeing a lot of hate for Koji on the timeline right now. For anyone who didn't watch the panel: He was very open that he was forced into including AI by the SE president. Your hate should be directed at the suits, and not Koji himself.

Maybe this is the end of the career of the Houston cheaters’ bench coach.

TBS pregame for today’s playoff tripleheader reminded me that Max Talbot’s “SHH” game, Game 6 for the Penguins in Philly, was 17 years ago today. I was there. To this day, that game is the scariest environment I have ever been in for a sporting event, and nothing since then has come close.

GET IN THE STACK MARKER, SHINJI

This is the coldest shot of the entire night.

Roaring to a series win. 🐻

The Phillies are officially Not Worth Your Time

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

ESPN headline: "Tough time to be a pitcher" Byline: "MLB players cite ABS changes for historic increase in walks to start season" ............uhhhhhhhhh, here's a simpler explanation, pitchers: You all suck. Throw strikes.

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

A woman who used to work for popular YouTube star MrBeast is suing his company over allegations that she experienced sexual harassment during her employment and was wrongfully terminated following her return from parental leave.

So. I spent over a 100 hours of effort to make a 2 hour lore video on Punishing Gray Raven's 16th Story Chapter. I'd be immensely grateful if you can give it a look or spread it around. This long term project has become pretty important for me. youtu.be/YXNsFYQ-Ew0?...

Childhood me is SCREAMING. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

Per ESPN TV: Philadelphia is 18-0 all-time when they go up 2-0 in a series.

Yup, this is going to be a sweep. Maybe then you tear it all down.

This is going to be a sweep, isn’t it

This game is a mess.

14 to go.

Seeing this feels like searching through my closet and finding a really old T-shirt that reminds me of past times. Only this time, the T-shirt says “Do it.”

Time once again for the weekly Friday tradition of SMZ3 telling me im not too good for RNG to kick me square in the junk. Randomizer, yapping, and vibes. Come on through. twitch.tv/Klaige

Email received: Use ChatGPT to suggest your next Starbucks order. Did anyone actually ask for this? Or want this?

Do WWE next

"Just like there is no way to watch the new HBO adaptation of Harry Potter without directly contributing to J.K. Rowling’s relentless campaign against transgender people, there is no way to attend Coachella without contributing to Anschutz’s political crusades: anti-gay, anti-climate, anti-worker."

I know I probably look like a dweeb for this. Oh well. It’s more about the outlet than anything. Don’t have your mouthpiece yell daily about people stealing his stuff and we wouldn’t pay attention to the videos they steal

Fun note: I posted this clip on the other site and they downloaded it and posted it as their own clip there and also here.

LET'S GO GANDY DANCERS

Sidney Crosby (lower body), Evgeni Malkin (upper body), Kris Letang (upper body), Erik Karlsson (lower body), Ben Kindel (upper body), Bryan Rust (lower body) and Parker Wotherspoon (upper body) all won't play today, per Penguins PR. They are day-to-day.

Friday at last…

IT'S SHOWTIME. 2.0 MODEL DEBUT. NO IM NOT NERVOUS AT ALL WHY DO YOU ASK?!?! twitch.tv/Klaige

Less than 3 Hours away! 2.0 Debut stream starts at 18:00 CST!

Tomorrow at 18:00 CST, it's finally time to unveil Kalika2.0!!! Nervous but excited to share this next chapter in streaming with y'all! I also have this fancy new schedule template that was designed by the homie @drewface.bsky.social (He's incredible!) See you tomorrow!!

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Welp...if we actually get to Saturday, y'all get to see the Steamtown Gandy Dancers on social as the Game of the Week.

Hail to the victors

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My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

Holy Shit, Man Walks On Fucking Moon

I'll be back in Spurs fandom when De Zerbi is gone. Maybe. It might be out of the Football League entirely by the time I come back.