🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

They cannot erase my heritage 🇮🇹🎼

Sylvia turns 25 today. Don’t mind me just counting the new batch of grays that just cropped up around my temples.

peak yinzer is someone making a parking chair out of snow

Side eyes the couchmonger

Charlize my love

Nessun Dorma forever emotionally destroying me

If we’re really thinking about it the center stage is just a glorified 🤌🏼

SHE DID THE THING Also, I love a tribute to Italians talking with their hands.

This is where my great-grandparents were from. I must go there.

One day I’ll visit Falvaterra. One day.

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I don’t want to blow money on ordering food but my Instacart isn’t coming until tomorrow and I need to work on cleaning tonight. Need to figure out what I should do for dinner.

Don’t show that POS

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

I Write Sins AND Tragedies

Not her acting like she didn’t just try to physically fight me for my everything bagel

yinz stay safe. there have been several credible reports of ICE in dragging people out of their cars in uptown and camping out at upmc mercy. remember to call the casa san jose emergency response hotline (412 736 7167) if you see ICE activity.

Me when we are dominating at curling

Though the small joys of today consist of having Peacock so I can sign in on my desktop and have the games on while I’m working on the dual monitors.

This has been a hell of a week of highs and painful lows. My brain is shot, and I have a touchbase meeting with my boss in a couple hours. I just need to make it through to 11am and then I can just kind of log roll through the rest of the day.

Good morning to Larry Fitzgerald only

I am going to be so unwell when this airs youtube.com/shorts/ScTcG...

With the election of Larry Fitzgerald to the Hall of Fame, Pitt is tied with Michigan for producing 11 Pro Football Hall of Famers. Only Notre Dame and USC have more Pro Football Hall of Famers, each with 14.

The GOAT WR

#Pitt football has 11 Pro Football Hall of Famers, third most of any school Jimbo Covert Mike Ditka Chris Doleman Tony Dorsett Larry Fitzgerald Russ Grimm Rickey Jackson Dan Marino Curtis Martin Darrelle Revis Joe Schmidt

UPDATE THE PREGAME HYPE VIDEO

God the Bauer Hockey debacle on TikTok is probably one of the craziest brand fumbles I’ve seen in recent memory. Truly a master class in fucking up customer loyalty and turning a nose up to free marketing.

Fucking Seahawks fans trying to come at me about SBXL over a goddamn question. Jesus Christ go outside.

*record scratch* The man from Oakmont who was taken by ICE worked at Oakmont Bakery??? Oh Jesus Christ.

Peacock acquired

I’m sure this has been advertised or talked about and I 100% missed it but what is the best way to view good Olympics coverage? Like is Peacock the way to go?

MAYA RUDOLPH HELLO

Oh my god I’m trying to watch TV

I’ve been a stickler about Kermit’s voice and while it’s still not quite there I think it’s gotten better. There’s moments where I can hear Vogel being much closer to Henson/Whitemire. He has the Kermit mannerisms and cadence/pacing down entirely though.

*hits play on the Muppet Show*

ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ

Absolute titan of the art

This isn’t to applaud something that should be commonplace but I’m proud of my mom for her standing up and using her voice these last few years. Like she’s been posting all these different things for Black History Month and talking about different people in history and not giving AF who it angers.

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

To be honest, how could I actually be miserable? Have you seen TJ? Have you seen my cats?

That fucking weirdo has definitely preyed on women and blamed it on childhood trauma.

Leftist clearly practices what he preaches by calling a woman a shitlib for not accepting silence against the abuse of humans. I limit replies because my posts escape containment to bots. Weird of you to assume it’s out of cowardice. It’s apparent I found a misogynist fuck in leftist clothing.

This MFer thinks I don’t enjoy life 😂 Unblocked me to lick boots and be wrong

BAHAHHAHAHAA YOU BITCH

Aptly named Heinz because I could find 57 other ways to call you a complicit idiot for this take

Not sure where I’m at brain rot-wise where I’m reading a Facebook comment that says “So good!” in response to a post about some new TV show and I read it in Strongbad’s Teen Girl Squad voice

Laila Edwards has become the first Black woman to play for the United States at an Olympic women’s ice hockey tournament. Edwards has broken a barrier that had stood for nearly three decades since women’s hockey debuted at the Olympics in 1998. www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...

Gonna start making shit real weird for people on the right who keep saying things they don’t like are “forced down their throats” Like they use that phrase A LOT