If you’re out there and haven’t engaged in any Tip 2 Tip China content, please do yourself a favor and give the first episode a try. 2 dudes, 2 motorcycles, no maps, no phones, no highways, crossing China. I view it as a spiritual successor to the old British Top Gear challenges.

Good morning from my allergies

Watching these blokes on the cut away downing Guinnesses

Although unintentionally said on the broadcast, I haven’t heard the phrase “Epic win” since like 2009 and it actives me like a sleeper agent

Idk man. Maybe we should invest all the bombing schools money into cool science shit instead.

This has gotta be what it feels like to come out of the capsule after being in space for 9 days

Once they land safely we should all celebrate with our own blackout periods am I right

Things are looking up, gang!

What’s the most unknown game you’ve played to completion?

The feed lately

Disrespectful to Kobe

Easter cat

Do you think I can still order this sick ass dagger from 1999 on the bathroom wall paper of the dive bar

Nice to see the yellow avi spamming the timeline. Bluesky is my safe space again @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

Threatening to take away $3.4 billion from NASA during the Artemis mission is crazy work

Look I’ve landed on Mars at EPCOT like a dozen times. You don’t even need a space toilet it takes like 2 minutes if you freeze yourself.

Glad the feed is leaning more into the malfunctioning intergalactic toilet vs the press conference rn

Many of us don’t work directly in space science, but we were inspired to become scientists by NASA. Today was an inspirational day, and I hope Artemis II galvanizes the public to recognize the importance of having a strong science program for our identity, not to mention our security and prosperity.

The astronauts are now further than how far Vanessa Carleton would walk

Brother they’re already 130 MILES from earth?

Most elaborate April Fools joke I’ve ever seen. AI has gotten so good. I almost believed that people could fly like birds for a second.

April Fools has turned into companies making up products that I would actually buy, then being like “well you can’t, idiot 🖕”

What if we all got really into Jai-alai this summer

Hour 6 at the airport: I’m reading the Gatorade subreddit

Horns down iykyk

I have requisitioned tickets to see Wolfmother for their 20th anniversary tour, which I’ve learned is basically just the lead singer because everyone else keeps quitting.

50/50 tickets here are 10 for $10 or 100 for $20. We’re going exponential. Only a few hundred and I’ll own all the tickets in the universe.

right now all the lines are still just going up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Costco Fairy visited the break room this morning and left Nutella filled beignets 🙏

If Howard can pull this out I’m going to U street tonight send skeet

I don’t understand how it’s below freezing and the drinks going out at Dunkin are 10:1 iced to hot

GM

Getting super duper into Midnight Oil right now for some reason

Look I still don’t know what the difference is between the two elevator close door buttons and I will continue to press both.

WAIT. Was naming the show The Big Bang Theory an innuendo?

I don’t want to jinx it, but it’s patio beer weather right now.

A Random Walk Down my Social Feeds

One phone call after another this AM

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

In light of this news, I will instead be participating in the California International Marathon this fall.

So excited for my yearly tradition of being rejected from the NYC Marathon. Should be the 10th anniversary of it for me.

“B- but… Dow 50,000” I whisper to the sky, through misty eyes.

Perfectly cromulent half marathon today. The PT is doing its thing, which is the point. Baby steps. Good things ahead.

When you have live coverage of a closed-door event that reporters can’t be in.

I think we have a winner folks. I have been gifted the Infinite Pack of Unfiltered Cigarettes. If the D team wipes before I can complete my character arc I’ll be devastated.

New DnD character nailed down. Goal is to be insufferable. Good luck everyone.

Live police car chase on at the barber shop let’s gooooooo

TFW the Olympics are over