Walking around the floor looking for any other office with a light on this week

Happy Christmas

Child is born unto us

My flight got diverted to Gainesville go Gators

The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing

Me in the first quarter last night irl

Is it safe to come back onto the internet yet

DeBoer jumping and yelling on the sideline. Presumably very excited about real estate in Ann Arbor.

That was the single best drive the Sooners have put together since… Temple?

Would have been really cool if Pat stopped talking and let me watch the laser show

Wow don’t we look foolish, he’s not in there at all!

Off work. Football time.

For the purposes of record keeping, do first round playoff games count as bowls?

This speech is already stale and boring. Next.

Watching the Fallout season 2 premiere . Will report back. Stand by.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Ancient recipes lost to time that you’ll never get to taste 💔

Every year we just change things up for fun on the final week

Where were you when ACC is kill

Who has made this 🤣

Tik Tok has informed me the Quesarito is returning in 2026. Nature is healing.

Venmo me $5 and I’ll photoshop you a performative male Spotify Wrapped for your Instagram story

I’d like to talk to the statistician that devised a system where the top five are greater than 99.9%, but OU is somehow *exactly* 99.9%

We can’t keep getting away with this lol

Your Sooner defense, guys and gals and non-binary pals

ABC 2:30 kickoff so we can hear about Kiffin’s yoga habits

Seems wildly unfair for Indiana, no?

I would simply hustle Pat and Kirk on the first attempt so they double my payout. Just absolutely shank the first one into the crowd.

When you think about it, it may have been the Last Supper, but it was also the first Thanksgiving.

The guy at the airport Chili’s getting a triple dipper to go so he can eat it on the plane is just diabolical.

Introducing The Lowdown to my parents and trying to explain to my mom who Killer Mike is.

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

Wait. Is it not centered?

Oklahoma’s locker room is blaring Dixieland Delight after the Sooners knocked off No. 4 Alabama, 23-21, to snap the Tide’s 17-game home winning streak.

This is so Squid on Strike coded

Currently hootin' and hollerin' and yelling SCOREBOARD at the TV every time the token GOP talking heads start coping on CNN

Pouring myself a little glass of scotchy scotch as a treat. First good night in exactly one calendar year. Cheers.

Do y’all remember when Dick Cheney was a character on that weird Nickelodeon claymation show about the dentists that live in an RV?

I’m so desperate to go back to work. Please.

Hey remember when Brian Kelly killed a student?

Everyone stop watching. Oklahoma is winning the football game.

KD having to sit through the opening night pageantry in OKC is poetry.

Wait so that Vantage Point movie was just Roshomon but made shitty?

This bar is playing a cover of Scarlet Begonias that is frankly offensive. Might not come back.

Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.

I’m a sub-19 5K guy now. Onwards.

block this shit