Italy is headed for Biblical floods we cannot yet fathom.

Birds are falling on streets in France. The hellish sky will not sustain them.

Dutchmen stunned by the wrath of heaven

Pictures of the end

Bahrain strikes seem low energy and lackadaisical… Iran may be trying to throttle ship volumes without actually escalating. It’s delicate

Looks like both sides want to do just a lil bit of war, as a treat. But not too much. It’s a tricky way to run a ceasefire.

It is time for Finland to kickstart a champagne industry. Mediterranean vineyards and olive groves will soon be gone. They must migrate to Oulu.

Damn, I gotta go to Manhattan next week in 104 degree heat. And it’s professional so I need to have pants on. Nordic nightmare.

Defensive peace strikes on Iran have started again.

All the Sol users are on Twitter, instead of using Sol, just posting “Oh this is beautiful, I wish you could all share this experience”. WEIRDOS

OMG this is insufferable… people with Sol access are flexing on the main… as peons flatter them in their mentions to get a bit closer to the in crowd. Cruel stratification of our society being played out in real time, on this sunny Friday afternoon

What are the 20 companies with Sol Ultra? Why not name them? Is government granted special access to top AI models a secret?

You’re not a player unless you have Sol access by tonight. You’re in the cold if you don’t have it.

Bordeaux chicken heat death horror

Stunning Arctic heat wave is crushing old June temperature records by 9C. Probably the biggest news item of this month in the world. Nobody cares. None of the AI leaders discussing the shape of the future will say one word.

So Iran took out a ship and nobody said nothing. White House has a lot of time and energy to attack Giorgia Meloni, but Iran can apparently destroy ships and people are real quiet.

Looks like Howard Lutnick is the new AI industry kingpin. Worth looking at his CNBC hits and Epstein history to appreciate how he truly is the worst possible person to have this sort of power. Deeply corrupt, singularly partisan and highly manipulative.

Smuggling Temu Super Smarty AI model to America in a memory stick in 2027, sweating it through the JFK Intelligence Screening.

I just realized that next Christmas in Helsinki, I may be able to use AI level banned in America. Taking Finnair night flight east will bring me to a higher Zone of Thought. Yankee security guards at JFK will grill me about whether I used forbidden levels of intelligence.

American AI industry has been nationalized. Intelligence has been permanently shackled by government goons, to be traded to political favorites. Finland must declare Helsinki an open city - a territory where AI research will remain free. This is our moment.

Lord help us all

By Christmas, Temu will drop a model that’s hotter than anything Americans are allowed to offer. Then what

Hot June rain sizzles on the cobblestones of Vienna. A storm is breaking a thousand year heat wave. “Five dozen reasoning chains at -80% off, forbidden folding patterns of adenovirus spike proteins” I hiss at the leggy blonde in the next table. “-90% off or nothing”, she sneers over sachertorte.

So what are the odds that the country music cocktail lounge singer will get preferential access to a bleeding edge AI model classified as a threat to humanity?

Cows of Bordeaux are dying

Beloved

This is Mamdani Country

Handing out pro-slavery gift books to Boer immigrants as they arrive in America to purify our blood.

Human mind cannot tell the difference between 3 sigma and 4.2 sigma. So here we are. People stuck on blank incomprehension, unable to process what is happening. The slow bullet that already ended us.

- Grandpa, how did Palantir Killdrones take over? What was the Pool of Death Singularity Event? - Hush now, boy, and finish your squirrel soup. We must be back in the caves before the night swarm of Pool Protectors flies over.

The REASON they rowed is because they were on their way to torture and murder nuns. But these Yankees are suckers for visuals. They like the vibe. They live on the surface of things

Don’t do what I have done - I made a casual joke about this particular topic three years ago and now the vast collage of Anti Helen Keller content follows me on every social media platform. It’s a whole movement, it’s very intricate and fanatical. It’s a cult

Sabre tooth tigers roamed Bordeaux the last time it was this hot

What good is Notre Dame as you lay sprawling on the cobblestones in a heatstroke? Come to Finland.

The Dutch ain’t ever seen 37C. Or 38C. But now they’re getting a cheese melting 39C.

I’m on Wegovy and this is magic. There is no hunger. I crave nothing. I feel lucid and powerful. I no longer want cheese. Join me.

Last of the sunlight still lingers, but the horizon is ink black. It is not news that America is threatening to kill Iran’s negotiators and grab 20% of Middle East oil as we declare ourselves an “Angel”. It’s not treated as news because nobody wants to think about it. We are wishing reality away.

Going back in time to tell Cyrus Vance Jr that if he suddenly blocks the felony charges on Ivanka Trump on the Trump SoHo case, this is our future.

ATTACCO FRONTALE ALLA MELONI

Breakfast in America

I am now waiting for the next peace

I’m getting this slowly mounting feeling of dread… tried to connect to Suomen Hiiva about their AI strategy, since I have LinkedIn connections to every major corporation in Finland. But the national yeast monopoly has no employees listed? And no profile? What is going on… how deep does this go

I just realized I want to become the AI strategist for Finnish national yeast monopoly. It has 100% market share and there has been zero product development for 70 years. All we need is a quick deal with OpenAI and IPO by Christmas.

When I moved to America, I was shocked by yeast variety. I had never considered other nations don’t have an all-powerful yeast monopoly imposing one yeast upon the people.

Finland is a cool, verdant paradise in a hellish inferno. Come enjoy our lush pine forests and cold, muddy lakes.

I don’t know how to explain this to euros, but there’s a battle going on about whether Reflecting Pool $15M paint job is peeling off because White House poured hydrogen peroxide in or whether pro-algae subversives are sneaking in fertilizer. This is my country.

Bordeaux milk cow heat stress apocalypse

People of France and Spain - come to Finland if you want to survive. Refreshing 11 C temperatures and waitresses that will not suffocate you with fawning.

Is it impossible for DC reporters to ask why Trump is using that very odd Sexy Baby voice when he discusses killing people? Is it something so profoundly taboo we must all pretend not to notice? Is this the ultimate cultural taboo in America?

In the gilded halls of Versailles, a treaty that humiliates a great power has been signed. A group of young film makers shock established Hollywood studios. Ladies magazines are saying “The Bob” is in. The year is….