Transfixed by the rebel chef in “Culinary Class Wars” who built a nest of white bones for quail breast pierced by a bird claw

Greenland, if you sell out to America, this is your future. Turning Point Nuuk will have you acting like this. Think.

New York’s First Lady is an insanely sophisticated Tribeca e-girl whose work on Syrian civil war has been featured at the Tate Modern. All the worst people hate the fact that New York operates on this level of cool finesse.

This captures Bari Weiss perfectly; the glib, gloating, sadistic humor about torture and rape. Of course she will never be serious about crimes against humanity.

Elon is promoting Danish quislings on that bad app. The vibes are bad

10 year yield broke above 4.2%. Markets smell Hassett running it hot into inflation that is about to rise above 3.5% by summer. House sales already at Nineties levels before mortgage rates spike again.

Danes are tired. They can’t even be bothered to give much coverage to the latest Greenland acquisition push.

That Erika Kirk/torture combo was a defining moment for Bari. She’s finally bigger than Sydney Sweeney. She’s a star now.

They’re gonna run it hot into 4% inflation. Mary, mother of God, protect this nation from its own recklessness

Lord. Well it was nice to have four days of seemingly benign inflation environment

BTW, the whole “He’s a master troll LOLZ” line of argument is designed to mask the disinhibition caused by frontotemporal dementia. If he starts flinging mashed potatoes at NPR reporters, the same trolling defense can be employed. It can be used indefinitely.

Gen Z is depraved and delusional. In this essay I will map out how the profound narcissism of this age cohort has created a situation where

Peaceful and blessed Christmas for American journalists.

Well, she’s a star now, I guess. After a fashion

So when that silly helmet pops up on IMAX screen 8 months from now, one fifth of the audience will start hooting and hollering and all the normies will be confused

I swore fealty to US military when I was naturalized, so technically, I’m oath bound to support the invasion of Denmark. But I’m also in the Finnish army reserve, so I’m obliged to defend Denmark if called to do so. It’s complicated. Like, a moral dilemma.

Danes: Eating kanebulla in twilight and lighting Christmas candles Americans:

Eh?

Absolute moral vacuum. Just a howling void she tries to fill with money and fame.

It’s worse than you think. Worse than her biggest detractors assumed.

This is why the CBS piece was essential. Nobody was talking about CECOT over the past three months. And this is how Bari’s ham handed attempt at censorship has backfired spectacularly.

I’m gonna die of cringe if they actually call it “The Golden Fleet”

Watching the Korean fish specialist broiling the eel instead of grilling it in “Culinary Class War” like 😳🤯

I guess I’m in after all. But only in the third wave, after Gen Z has been wiped out. Will be angling for the social media unit since the leading influencers will be gone.

She does not know how to spell “Principals”. It is what it is.

Absolute nonsense. Maybe 10% of Americans know about CECOT. Maybe 3% have seen direct testimonials of torture victims. The glib way she talks about our nation enabling torture is astonishingly shallow and immoral.

Japan’s government debt yield rise is accelerating. You can see how on particularly bad days, it clearly pulls US bond yields up. This has already negated the Fed rate cuts, which were supposed to bring 10 year yield to 3.5% or below.

Caitlin has not tweeted at all about the most important crisis of American journalism this century. She tweeted about other stuff last night. The Atlantic is like that. Sensible centrism, people!

Denmark waking up to the reality of this corrupt creature from the swamps of Louisiana is now an “envoy” to Greenland. On the Christmas Monday.

Bari’s next move is having the Epstein plane guy talk about God

Bari’s instincts are amazing. Literally every move she has made with CBS News has created a maelstrom of outrage. CBS brand is now tied to Erika Kirk and a concentration camp torture coverup. She got paid $150M for this astounding double play.

And here it is. Bari’s colleagues leaked that she killed the CECOT story. She really made CBS News the focus of national conversation.

Finland would have to make a decision about whether to step in within hours. It’s likely that Germany would be paralyzed with indecision. If Finland goes in immediately, Sweden bloody well better follow suit, that’s all I got to say.

Also - I don’t understand how ice coffee can be $16. I now get why boomers are always confused and angry - because I am one of them now.

I don’t understand coffee anymore. It’s too abstract. It’s too avant garde. It belongs to a new generation; and where they go, I cannot follow.

New CBS poll shows Trump 10 points underwater among oldest voters and below 30% among Latinos. The key cohorts of GOP strength in last elections have already crumbled.

It’s a white boy Christmas, I see.

Christmas in Kansas will be hotter than Midsummer in Finland

If you say this is ridiculous, people will call you a slur on that bad app. The Cult of Nolan is running amok. It brooks no dissent.

American culture is mutating at breakneck speed… major realignments and remixes popping out on random Sunday afternoons… we are hurtling towards some dread cataclysm

Listening to the most beloved Finnish Christmas songs - the one about the dead little brother coming back as a bird you must feed crumbs. And the one about a bird in Sicily hating Italy and missing Finland. Not a sane plot line in the bunch. Not one.

I am sorry but this is arrant nonsense. The horse is supposed be made of driftwood. Why does it look like it’s from Anthropologie? Why are the sinews in the front legs anatomically correct and smooth?? Why are the hooves glossy

CNN is a prime example of how surreal the US media landscape is now. It’s been a day since DOJ broke the law and refused to release Epstein files. Reporters simply cannot say this. So they resort to this displacement activity, doing things that seem like news. But aren’t.

I can’t believe Mandatum is doing diamond and pearl themed wealth management ads before Finnair inflight movies. It’s so fkng cringe. Stop doing this Dubai sht right now! Jesus. You don’t have billionaire clients, they are Lappeenranta car dealership guys named Santtu. Or Jani.

Today’s Twitter Tip: Don’t criticize that Odysseys helmet with the Elsa Peretti style golden spine design accent or many men will get very mad at you on that app. It’s already a culture war flashpoint. I don’t know why. I can’t tell you.

Argghh The New York Times did not run a big review of the Schjerfbeck retrospective at the Met. They just did a nice note in a listicle. I can’t with these Yankees. Now we won’t get a Sotheby’s bounce. WHY www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/a...

So Pam deliberately broke the law by redacting names of politicians. And it’s so bad Fox News is reporting this very specifically and deliberately. And Trump will pardon Pam. Leaks now seem inevitable.

Leaving Finland and heading into Russia’s sphere of influence… flying into the night.

Casino bombardments are intensifying in the Thai-Cambodian War. It can’t be called a war in the US media because our President has declared he ended fhe war. That’s where we are.