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Pictures of the end

I can’t with these mofos who “help corporations embrace AI innovation in a bespoke manner”. Hunter PLEASE. Simmer down

The Welsh are rising up… it’s over. Can Angela bag it? The City dreads this red headed bolshie.

1.3 Million views for a ten second clip of uphill cross country skiing… and NBC shut it down. They couldn’t cope. Their legal had to react.

I didn’t like the show but now I can’t say it because of which affinity groups that would align me with.

Watching the half time show that may or may not be an attack on White America. There are explicit references to infrastructure problems of Puerto Rico. I can already tell many people will be very angry.

She gonna run it hot. She has the Mandate of Heaven.

Think about how psychologically devastating this year has been for the Brits. Mandelson, Starmer, Andrew, Beckhams, Emerald, Katie Price, Kemi. This was the nation of Disraeli and Dickens.

Starmer has now canceled his Monday address to the nation. When I tell you these Brits are chaotic… I mean it. Trust and believe me. UK bond yields started shooting up again before this mess. All eyes on the gilt this week.

There so many elements to America’s Weimar style collapse. Gambling is now everywhere; insider trading is fine; hideous crimes turn into TikTok true crime content in 2 hours; 50s style open racism is shrugged off; White House officials cavort with child traffickers. There is no way out. No future.

48 hours before Nordic AI Night, ferries are being canceled as Manhattan turns into a frozen hellscape. But Finnish AI founders are not fazed & are in fact thriving in this environment. See you guys at Bryant Park!

Founders are flying to New York for Nordic AI Night as East River freezes over… amazing Scandi vibes

I knew it was a mistake to turn on NBC “sports” coverage and it was. Instead of Olympics, it’s Snoop Dogg saying “Quad Guy” with a funk music playing in the background. WTF is this sick defilement of noble winter sports.

Not one American reporter has asked Lutnick, Trump or Leavitt about this. Not one.

Putin, Rubio, Bannon, Trump and Vance have now convinced one third of Republicans that French Quebecois are their enemies and Russian child traffickers are their friends. The conversion continues.

Jack Lang has resigned. Masks are dropping. True nature of nations is revealed. Where were you when the world stopped turning? In a country where consequences exist? Or not?

It is incomprehensible that the head of DNI is doing Saturday afternoon shitposting on social media. These people are children.

Tulsi is panicking now. Doing “Wuthering Heights” length social media posts with entirely inappropriate and unprofessional language. She does not seem to understand what her position is. Disgraceful.

Politico has decided to minimize the biggest national security crisis we have ever seen - opting for this, whatever this is.

Damn… this person works for Tulsi at DNI. Look at the language of her posts. There are no professionals left in national intelligence leadership. Just these childish grifters. There’s nobody home.

In the future, TikTik can heal you by producing proteases individually tailored for your personal oncogene mutations. But only if you have 200K followers and can do the Katseye choreo for “Gnarly”.

End stage capitalism insists that Easter starts now. But we can see some of the bunnies are subtly grotesque. They reflect the horror that is to come during this cursed year.

There’s again a celebrity adjacent crime that is becoming Content in America. Because of short form platforms, we now get to see real tragedies turn into True Crime Drama in real time. Hour by hour. It’s deeply unsavory.

In 1974, Nobel Prize in Literature was given to two Swedes who then got bullied so hard one of them committed a rare Swedish harakiri.

Onks tyyppihyväksyntää näkyny

This is so dark. Leavitt actually went out there and defended this shamelessly before they realized he had finally gone too far. They finally found out.

Mmm Bitcoin is now up 10% from last night’s low… now we’ll see if the rebound sticks. Many say Dogecoin resilience over the weekend is now a key indicator of America’s economic viability.

British Prime Minister may step down because of his advisor - but nobody in America is even asking Bannon about his deep involvement with Epstein. Nobody is asking what kind of privileged information he shared with child traffickers. DC reporters are not interested.

OK we got that 5K rebound. Our society will limp along somehow.

Would it surprise you to hear that treacherous Norwegians are at it again with a new ski jumping scandal?

What if there is no intrinsic value and everyone just kind of realizes it on a random Thursday night? What if it doesn’t matter that “the supply is capped”? What if “It’s only 5% of gold market value” stops resonating emotionally?

The night is full of horrors - Bitcoin sliced below $62K and is now in desperate struggle with $61K. How is it possible there isn’t a single rebound?? Beastly.

Amazon cracks $199… I don’t reckon folks like that 10% North America Segment growth one bit. No sir

Ain’t no way… ain’t no fkng way… I will NOT be taking the DC train from Trump Station. NO

Yeah I think these degens are gonna run it up now… 63K was a plausible bottom

Woaaahh they missed on North American revenue. Not great because these Yankees are getting skittish. They’re acting doubtful in the markets

I mean - this wasn’t the optimal moment for Amazon to miss earnings. Like, psychologically.

Was that plunge below 64k the final climax we needed? The volume did not spike as much as in previous tumbles

Whaaaat the trip from 65K to 64K was seven minutes. HOW

These rascals took out $65K and then dropped 800 below!! In three minutes. What on Earth

Bob’s Discount Furniture up +5%. People just want to invest in sofas today. The CEO is very folksy and down to earth. Bob is not talking about machine minds. He’s talking tasteful side tables.

I don’t get these brokerage ads telling people they need more “confidence in their investment decisions”. The last thing these Yankees need is more confidence. The issue is that some of them make real dumb calls.

Novo Nordisk decided to call the novel adsorption method of pill form Wegovy “SNAC technology”? These Danes are so unserious.

I approached WaPo back in 2016 about adding game and puzzle features form Nordic mobile game experts and they reacted like I was trying to sell them meth at a Piggly Wiggly parking lot. Just pure scorn. But I tried.

Estee Lauder down -22%… perhaps that family should have focused less on Greenland and Ukraine intrigue and more on selling lipstick. Just an idea.

But seriously - is it time to grab that knife?? It does look like capitulation

Eight IPOs this week… four year high… we finally got that IPO groove back. At a very special juncture.

Forgent CEO on my teevee.. repeating he is “super happy and pumped”. The timing of the IPO was perhaps not the best. He is grinning but he looks like he may have cried in the green room. He does project that American gung ho vibe very dynamically.

Ethereum, that Trump family favorite, now at 2022 levels. Don Trump Jr turned out to be the Scourge of God for the most speculative elements of American Gen Z crypto bois. He has punished them harshly for their Biblical avarice. Amen.