How cautious would you get at the buffet table if you knew people in the next cabin are dying from diarrhea? Literally being wheeled out in a gurney down your hallway. Would you risk the shrimp salad?

Great job everybody. US 10 year bond yield just hit 4.5%. Producer price inflation topped 6%. We are getting that bond market crisis people have tried so hard to ignore.

I swear these Brits will not act normal, not for one goddamn day

RED DAWN this is our moment she is my leader

70% is nearly impossible to hit in this hyper polarized country. But he pulled it off. BEFORE the recession

BBC showing live footage of Number 10 front door, interviewing people with the most outrageous regional accents on front of it. Yorkshire and such.

Woah, bold lad. Anyway, support Angie. Doughty Manchester lass.

This is now Angela Rayner for Prime Minister account. Please join me in supporting Angie. She is spunky, bolshie and real. This is her moment. I am looking for New England.

Angela will be the next Prime Minister. And I don’t mind a bit. This East End lassie has moxie. And vim.

How is Starmer gone before Khamenei

Apsana Begum from Poplar and Limehouse is now shaking British politics to its foundation. This Harry Potter ass country, I swear.

Yeah they are effectively demanding Trump’s surrender. He will rather burn down the world.

Well this is opaque. He is supposed to be reacting to Iran’s response and what we get is Finnegan’s Wake

Anthropic will surpass the global GDP in just months.

The high point of Kuittinen family so far. We changed human history. And now Ilari is launching “Saros”, the groundbreaking demonic space adventure for PlayStation.

If “Sweet Hereafter” opened now, it would be called “After a School Bus Crash”.

End of culture. The original novel was called “Three Bags Full”, but that was deemed too sophisticated, so they dumbed the title all the way down.

Finns don’t need fancy quarantine hospitals. You can just tell them to self quarantine for six weeks and they will. They won’t go anywhere. They won’t even answer the phone.

Finland’s relentless campaign to convince foreigners that Santa Claus lives in Lapland has finally pulled December tourist visits above the 1 Million mark.

The first summer weekend in Tikkakoski. There’s a war going on again, but Americans say it can’t be called a war. Iran is telling them every day what it wants, but America keeps waiting for “an answer”. Yet all that crazy seems distant in this paradise they call Finland.

How we live now

So which shipping companies are ready for Operation Freedom 2 after this little spectacle? Who’s game?

How is this real? Now the 24 hour deadline is… another two week deadline? How can we live like this?

What if the most beautiful bird in the world lived in an Argentine landfill, surrounded by diseased rats? Would you risk it all just to catch a glimpse of stunning avian perfection?

The last remaining medieval cellar restaurant Tiilikellari and the stained glass window depicting the Green Moose of Tavastia. 500 years ago, it used to terrorize the milkmaids of Tampere by trampling them to death at sunset.

Tampere - our Second City! Finland’s crypto and plastic surgery capital. Some call it the Jacksonville of Nordics. Some call its people vain, superficial and predatory. But I call them friends.

This is New Finland. Changes in alcoholic beverage laws enabled grocery stores to sell glasses of 6.3% white wine directly to consumers. Finns are going hog wild. This is viewed as a sophisticated choice.

You would think it’s weird to stay on a cruise where people keep dying mysteriously. I guess you just keep going to the buffet and when someone asks “Hey, where’s Jack?” there’s an awkward silence. Then someone else says “Anyone for backgammon?”

Paying the extra fuel charge to get offered one Biscoff cookie and Andes Hanta in the United cattle class with 6 inches of legroom.

One thing these Yankees know is drama. It’s in their blood. It never ends. People are tired in the rest of the world. So tired

Maybe you damn coastal elites look down on Hirvaskankaan ABC. But the diner here serves halloumi chicken and biscoff nougat ice cream. We may be in the middle of the forest, but the taste profiles are from Brooklyn 2025.

This is sad and strange, but markets like the fact that Trump seems to be too scared to acknowledge the attack on the French ship, possibly with US troops onboard. Because it implies that Trump is close to folding.

Going to Mother’s Day lunch at Hirvaskankaan ABC because dad thinks Sunday is too busy. And he has a point!

Why did Nolan do this to us? What is his malfunction?

These Yankees don’t even notice they’re pushing the British economy off the cliff. But they will when His Majesty starts selling US bonds as a last resort.

Did he fk it up? He went beige normcore and we needed a giant Athena with a six foot neon owl.

Spectacular Sokos Hotel Restaurant by Jyväsjärvi. Monaco vibes. Lutakko in the background with its Guangzhou style new skyscrapers. Jyväskylä is vibrantly alive.

Our pregnant and monstrous woodpecker has driven away all smaller birds again. Majestic scenes in Woodpecker Falls, the heart of Central Finland.

The fact that most Americans don’t know this reflects a profound failure of the financial media. This is very important and the key to understanding Bessent. He always been a flim flam man.

I see the girls on Love Island Finland are as hot as in America. But the guys are ugly and awkward. There must be some cultural reason for this.

After a historic drought, Tikkakoski swamps are dry and the virgin spring has been stilled. Folks are muttering darkly about a bad summer. A birch tree broke the bridge over River Tikka. Yankees are running wild. A sense of unease lies over this village.

This is why some call Tikkakoski the Barbados of Central Finland. The stunning beaches and tropical waters. Delicious flounder and passionate people.

A monstrous pregnant woodpecker is terrorizing the neighborhood at my father’s bid feeder. Just gorging on a slab of fat and attacking every living being. Size of a rugby ball.

Finnish Presidents are extremely careful to get photographed doing roof maintenance, gutting a bear, building a sauna, etc. They know Finns are watching like hawks to gauge whether they are getting too fancy.

I can’t believe Renny Harlin didn’t even crack $800K with “Deep Water”. This may be the end of him getting $20M budgets in Hollywood. The “Deep Blue Sea” boomers didn’t show up. Gen Z don’t know who he is. Zoomers have killed Red Lobster, wine industry and Renny. They must pay for their crimes

A natural disaster in Tikkakoski - recent storm has destroyed the bridge over Tikka River. But we will rebuild. Tikka Strong.

140 000 lakes. Each has two summer cabins, on opposite ends. A 60 year old grudge match between the families, possibly about a secretly emptied fish trap and a stolen flounder back in 1973.

Finland is 90% forest, most of it icy swamps. Simple but honest people huddle in red huts surrounded by ancient woods. Yet they dominate niches like mobile app virtual currency design & audio compression algos. They code in these huts while wolves howl in the night.