We have STELLAR Nordic research showing no link between Tylenol and autism. Nordic research is the gold standard. Because Nordic healthcare system covers every person and documentation is perfect. Unlike in some other countries I could mention

I’m ready for the Rapture. Take me home Jesus. This vale of tears got too dumb

Advil catching strays now!! Bayer executives tossing back Jägermeisters in Munich

FDA’s once sterling reputation is ruined. What a spectacle

My God he actually did it

I don’t like Kimmel but it’s gonna be funny seeing his audience finally eclipse that Gottfelt! on Fox

Tampere and Oulu are beaten… Jyväskylä landed the first global Match Three puzzle hit. We are now Finland’s second city in mobile gaming. I’m so happy. It was rough fkng 12 years, but we made it.

This is what the only successful game developer in Central Finland looks like after he finally connects in the US market. Also - Miriam’s Cafe was jammed with people, Jyväskylä has a trendy cafe now. There’s a new Russian Hill vibe in Yokeltown!!

FINALLY - long-suffering Jyväskylä game industry has a real revenue generator. After an 11 year brutal grind, Jussi Ultima pulled it off and “Squishmallows Match” took off at launch. Apple featured in 70 countries. Thank you Jesus - this sluggish little town has sizzle at last.

I can’t COPE with Finns doing this faux Viking nonsense. Stop!

Every living Kuittinen comes from the town of Kuitti, which had a crest depicting a badger with an axe, on a boat floating on the vast and dark Lake Kuitti. The crown is a symbol of the Czar who used to have a summer dacha in Karelia.

Kiva varmaan avata lehti ja nähdä oma naamataulu otsikon yllä. Ulkona sataa ja tuulee. Leivänkäntty on homehtunut. Jossain ulvoo susi.

Sako M23 got the Sweden contract and may win the UK bid… a new dawn for the Finnish defense industry!

People here in in Finland don’t know that many Americans think the Rapture is coming on Tuesday. I’m following this with great interest because one of my relatives founded an apocalyptic cult back in the Fifties. “Loppu lähenee, ihminen - missä olet?”

Renny Harlin getting devastating reviews again… but the first one made moolah despite being awful… let’s hope Finland’s only C list Hollywood star pulls it off again… he may be washed up and widely loathed, but he is all we got

Still thinking about how grotesque this was. And how American media just moved on. The scale of open corruption is so vast that political reporters simply refuse to process it. They would have to admit what America has become… and they cannot. It’s too hard.

50 grand in this type of bag. There is video. Senate needs to demand it.

This is so exciting! Britain’s next rifle may be Finland’s Sako. There’s a reality show type competition going on. t.co/vmxged5ciQ

Finland-Russia life expectancy gap is the largest border gap in the world

Unreal.

Here we go. It’s gonna be FoxTok. All media platforms slipping into MAGAsphere.

It is time. Reindeer blue cheese pizza from Tikkakoski Kebab Pizzeria LaBella. Our tiny pig farming village is a first strike target of Russia due to the Air Force HQ… but we also have legendary backwoods cuisine.

Woah that Brunhilde lifted Germany to bronze in women’s 4x100

European snack biz isn’t for the weak of heart… obscene Lithuanian potato chips are gaining market share in Finland, helped by Urjalan Makeistukku distribution push. This is what it takes to connect with apathetic Gen Y consumers. Baltic branding pros are notorious for this type of ish.

Very moderate and mild ethnic tension flares up in Åland Islands as a radio station playing Finnish language disco hits triggers fierce opposition. The only place in the world where Finnish language is a threat is located in the archipelago off the Southwest Finland.

It is chilling to watch top American reporters trying to act normally in this suddenly mad country. “I’ve asked the White House to comment & clarify”… really? Garret has asked them to “comment & clarify” this flagrant lawlessness. He knows this is absurd. But he gotta front.

I don’t know how Lebanese are gonna handle this… but adding ammonium chloride is the only way to get Finns eat dates.

A glum Sunday afternoon in this rainy and cash poor country. The economy hasn’t grown in 16 years. America has broken NATO. Snide Helsinki VCs shy away from bold AI breakouts. Yet the spirit of Finland is unbroken. A new generation of AI geeks is cooking passionately. Renaissance is near.

Finnish Gen Y consumers have stopped drinking alcohol, so beverage companies are scrambling to launch ammonium chloride drinks to lure them in… the goal is to make these numb youths just to feel something. Anything.

Of course this is the new US Attorney put in place to prosecute Trump’s political enemies. Of course.

As Trump openly gloats over how he has destroyed the Department of Justice, Nate continues his crusade against Bluesky.

Yes, there was search interest in “Disney boycott” in April 2022, but this is on a different level. Join us. We are a movement.

”NATO states bordering Russia” 👀🙏👅

This is the Tikkakoski dream… a simple home with a 1980’s kitchen on Tikka River… Berliininmunkkeja from the K-Kauppa… a tiny sauna on the river… this is what we will die to protect from the Russian horror.

Yeah Finland needs nukes. Let those Dipoli quantum computer geeks cook & get Valmet and Patria ramp up production. Militarize Åland Islands now.

The war has sort of already started… EU needs to put extreme sanctions on Russia right now - a total shutdown of all banking, clawback of all frozen assets, confiscation of all oligarch London mansions, etc. It’s long past time.

This is the Finland I swore to defend with my blood at Keuruun Viestipataljoona. This is where I will return via Finnair’s 10.55 PM flight from JFK when our ancient enemy rises again. It is worth it.

Orivesi is now what Guangzhou was in 1981… with Nordic AI surge, we can build this city into the next GZ by 2065…

Miten ihmeessä suomalaiset elää kolmen tontun palkoilla kun pullakahvi on viisi egee?? Mitä täällä TAPAHTUU. Eihän siinä ole edes hillosilmää. On vaan pullankanttu.

Finns never beating the allegations of being slow and slug like

We have entered an extraordinarily dangerous moment as Trump now breaks laws on a nearly daily basis, making erratic and dangerous moves by firing US attorneys and declaring shocking new visa fees. And Nate Silver is closing his eyes. He can’t cope. So he fixates on Bluesky.

He is getting worse. This is disinhibition. He is not in control of his emotions. His official acts are increasingly bizarre. He is surrounded by enablers who try to hide this. Nobody in Senate or media is addressing this. There are no leaders in America. There is no future,

Gambled on a four seater again because I knew other Finns don’t dare to risk them. They don’t have that dawg. For the first time, some ökyrikas ordered a chicken pasta to be delivered to train seat… the waiter yells the name of the dish when he brings it in & everyone looks on in hushed awe.

I can promise you the Oulu app industry isn’t getting any less dramatic. Might be getting even more hectic!

Jyväskylässäkin melkein 800 turkulaista… ne kävelee meidän joukossa… monet näyttää ihan normaaleilta eikä niitä osaa varoa

They really are turning Helsinki into 2012 Brooklyn and there’s nothing anyone can do about it

Finnish social media is like this

Diesel price in Russia finally taking off as refinery hits expand

If you don’t cancel Disney and Hulu subscriptions tonight, you are supporting this insanity. Only you can stop this. Only money talks in this country without leaders.

All American leaders are allowing this madness to escalate. So it escalates. Senate, Wall Street, Silicon Valley, media. They all are just letting us slide into the abyss.