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Sooz Kempner
2 days ago
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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cait (and adonis)
13 days ago
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
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Emil Jacobs - Collectifission
23 days ago
Finally, a real use case for JavaScript
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The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
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The Onion
28 days ago
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
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Holly Anderson 🍇
about 1 month ago
I think it’s sweet that A’ja Wilson lets her boyfriend work outside the home
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Ringtail (but bunny) 🔞
about 1 month ago
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Blue sky nice ghost
about 1 month ago
Old comic
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Caitlin
about 2 months ago
My favorite part of Ramadan is everyone posting their very sleepy cats, awake and confused, watching them eat before sunrise
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Joey Politano🏳️🌈
about 2 months ago
mostly I am tired of people with 3 passports and 6 multinational conglomerates lecturing me on the virtues of ethnic nationalism
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MN Mike
2 months ago
10/10 ICE protest sign
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Kevin Pelton
3 months ago
Bringing this over from the other app: Increasingly convinced that a lot of the character traits we assign to basketball teams ("focus," "mental toughness," "determination," etc.) are primarily products of shooting luck.
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Penny the Purrrple Land Shark
3 months ago
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James Vincent
3 months ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Parker Molloy
5 months ago
Checking in on MechaHitler
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Kath Barbadoro
5 months ago
Time to post the Tony Hoagland November poem again
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Stella Sacco
5 months ago
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and
@abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com
actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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born miserable
about 1 year ago
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Blue sky nice ghost
5 months ago
Jeffrey Epstein is like if Forrest Gump was real
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abraconagra
5 months ago
BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. Baaaats baaaats baaaaaaats baaaats
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Velodus✨
about 1 year ago
Imagine if 40 years from now, Nico Harrison was still running the Dallas Mavericks. That's basically the Democratic party.
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formerly ross
5 months ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
11 months ago
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
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Seko!
5 months ago
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Mela Yela
5 months ago
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Greg
6 months ago
So those absolutely horrific allegations against Zion from this offseason have just fully gone away? Nobody cares about that anymore?
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Josh Marshall
6 months ago
And they called it the the Great Epstein Recess of 2025
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NO LAYUPS
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Brendel
6 months ago
Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE)
6 months ago
Suspending Link after he pointed out the how following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia does not allow you to beat the transphobia allegations. In fact, it does the opposite. To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.
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TOM
over 2 years ago
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Cask of Amontillado but a goon cave
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winter
about 2 years ago
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Basil 🌱
7 months ago
Bruh
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Dave Bulmer
7 months ago
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
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lilastromech (Mischa)
7 months ago
🎶Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no-one should/Shoryuken the neighbourhood🎶
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Drew Magary
7 months ago
That's not how you fix that booth
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Alex Bertram-Powell
8 months ago
It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses
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I'm Chris, a writer. That's pretty much it.
8 months ago
Snoop's ignorance reminds me of this dynamite passage from Bill Russell's book "Second Wind." He wrote this in 1979 and it still applies today: People use children to express their bigotry and narrow-mindedness.
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jeremy kaplowitz
8 months ago
hi "leaving you" i'm dad haha
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8 months ago
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦
9 months ago
continues to be noteworthy that all major government organizations and politicians in this province can’t quit a certain website
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Kate Starbird
9 months ago
AOC here with a digital literacy lesson of the day: we’re all vulnerable to manipulation, especially when we’re outraged, and even when that outrage is warranted. I’ve had politically left friends reach out to me this week w/ some pretty wild & very scary scenarios… & they cited BlueSky as a source.
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steve
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innes mck
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
9 months ago
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Bearhat
9 months ago
If Laura Loomer slipped and cracked her head on a table edge I imagine it'd sound like opening a soda can
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