The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

I think it’s sweet that A’ja Wilson lets her boyfriend work outside the home

Old comic

My favorite part of Ramadan is everyone posting their very sleepy cats, awake and confused, watching them eat before sunrise

mostly I am tired of people with 3 passports and 6 multinational conglomerates lecturing me on the virtues of ethnic nationalism

10/10 ICE protest sign

Bringing this over from the other app: Increasingly convinced that a lot of the character traits we assign to basketball teams ("focus," "mental toughness," "determination," etc.) are primarily products of shooting luck.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Checking in on MechaHitler

Time to post the Tony Hoagland November poem again

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

Jeffrey Epstein is like if Forrest Gump was real

BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. Baaaats baaaats baaaaaaats baaaats

Imagine if 40 years from now, Nico Harrison was still running the Dallas Mavericks. That's basically the Democratic party.

Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

So those absolutely horrific allegations against Zion from this offseason have just fully gone away? Nobody cares about that anymore?

And they called it the the Great Epstein Recess of 2025

NO LAYUPS

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

Suspending Link after he pointed out the how following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia does not allow you to beat the transphobia allegations. In fact, it does the opposite. To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Cask of Amontillado but a goon cave

Bruh

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

🎶Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no-one should/Shoryuken the neighbourhood🎶

That's not how you fix that booth

It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses

Snoop's ignorance reminds me of this dynamite passage from Bill Russell's book "Second Wind." He wrote this in 1979 and it still applies today: People use children to express their bigotry and narrow-mindedness.

hi "leaving you" i'm dad haha

continues to be noteworthy that all major government organizations and politicians in this province can’t quit a certain website

AOC here with a digital literacy lesson of the day: we’re all vulnerable to manipulation, especially when we’re outraged, and even when that outrage is warranted. I’ve had politically left friends reach out to me this week w/ some pretty wild & very scary scenarios… & they cited BlueSky as a source.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

If Laura Loomer slipped and cracked her head on a table edge I imagine it'd sound like opening a soda can