what a shame

im sorry but this is all i could hear from jimmy kimmel's clip of the tylenol conference 💀

how i'm trying to be

the new skate isn't interested in skateboarding. it's interested in selling you a thrasher hoodie.

love to get email from my elected representatives.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

going to keep posting unimpressive skate footage until morale improves.

spent an hour with the new skate and it has all the most annoying stuff from forza horizon. the game is openly hostile to you just skating. pushing you from one challenge to the next. an AI assistant that will not give you a moment’s peace. progress bars to fill and loot boxes to open.

i’m watching robert redford in the critically-acclaimed 2013 drama All Is Lost

it’s coffee time in america

check this out

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

the new skate game looks like a massive bummer. open world, MTX cosmetic slop that feels disconnected from the actual world of skating.

Ryan Lay is skateboarding most prolific nollie skater so I talked to him about just that, and combed his part in 'Endless Beauty' for every trick off the nose, for a fun addendum to his 'Five Favorite Parts' interview 🧬 quartersnacks.com/2025/09/five...

i really enjoyed this review of a book about "millennials." thebaffler.com/latest/mille...

no surprise mamdani knows ball

the dime glory challenge is what skateboarding at the olympics should be. dozens of the world's best skaters trying to skate increasingly fucked up obstacles in front of an arena of people going wild. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSuo...

feel like it comes down to this: can we, as individuals and as a society, recognize that we can make totally different decisions to ensure that everyone has their needs met, and has the autonomy to live the life they want to live?

it really is a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll, or like do anything in life

wrapped in chains, howling in the basement as my crying wife presses her body against the door to prevent me from leaving the house to buy another shacket

just feels like there’s no dignity anymore. wanna use the john at the grocery store? well the door doesn’t latch and the TP dispenser is busted. and they ain’t gonna fix that shit, that’s money that could be lining someone pockets instead.

what i love about being a parent is that it’s really easy to always know what to do, and feel confident that you’re making the right decisions 👍🏻

Witnessed a ribbon cutting at a new rest stop in OH. I wasn't sure what was going on since it was packed. I asked a guy at the door if I could enter. A short old man, some official, emerged from the crowd and hobbled forward, arms outstretched, and said "Yes! Come in! Come in and use the bathroom!"

sitting at the airport so you know that means i’m thinking about how my sense of self is the largely the product of countless decisions stretching back generations, and it’s like “alright man i’m gonna turn this whole thing around.”

played battlefield 6 and Yup, It’s Battlefield

Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.

they’re forcing me to rotate the Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube in my mind

jerry saltz coffee fridge

pretty funny that, a decade later, they're still trying to make battlefield have moral weight. never really embracing that it's really a game about 128 players smashing their army toys into one another for 35 minutes at a time

up early this morning reading about the Capacitor Plague en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacit...

one of the most important lessons i learned in my 20s is that knowing how to follow a recipe is not the same as knowing how to cook for yourself.

let’s do this. 1 like = one more like on this post

i don't have much to add, but i wish things were cool and good and not stupid and awful

i am so glad that defector sent patrick to the tour.

superman was a fun time at da movies

several years ago i realized that something had gone Very Wrong when i opened a bag of black licorice on a boltbus and was terrified that someone on the bus might Post about it

wrote about how social media kills sex for @readlux.bsky.social lux-magazine.com/article/priv...

i'm listening to the new alex g

my mind is a mountain. oh hell yeah brother www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgh_...

built this path to our basement. i think it’s pretty sick.

you don’t want things to get better, you just wanna relish in the suffering of others

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watching hockey 4 and i think out of all the big galoots in skating, john fitzgerald has the best big galoot style. some might say hjalte, but i think his skating is in defiance of his big galootness. john embraces it.

think it's fair to hold electeds to the same standards they hold coaches to. bro, you just let the other team take away healthcare and food from millions of americans to fund tax cuts for the rich and the world's largest police state. time for you to hit the bricks.

Nobody has ever learned a lesson by being punished. We know that about our children now. We know that about incarcerated people. But America can't stop trying. Beating people into submission is our favorite solution to every problem. We can't let it go.

back on my bullshit

let’s fucking go

as someone who has been a lifelong soccer player, rematch is so good dude. they even got the "playing pickup with a guy who never passes" part right.