Ok but in my defence *fires all cannons*

Feel a great sense of calm knowing my friend Saul Goodman is out there plurbing it up with no sadness to weigh on his heart

Having seen Pluribus I'd like to take this back

fave accomplishment that i did this year was this Roman Sands trailer that we had to knock out in a single weekend. i did the bulk of the editing & footage grabbing as well a tiny bit of the motion graphics

Plubbus fans are now all like "I'm suspicious of the hivemind, I don't trust a word they say, they surely lie, they are murderers too, it's an alien invasion, they care for no one" my friend. Mate. The actual interesting core of this premise and you squander it because the eggs issue confuses you

I'm not gonna click it and will simply be content with the certainty that she's stumbled forwards into fascism for the 18th time this year

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Twenty years on and I still think this is the most breathtaking sequence ever put in a videogame. Testament to the fact that scale and awe are not virtues of graphical horsepower alone

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

Parent brain. Thought about how long Toddler's legs are getting and then about how I wonder if he'll have long adult legs after his baby legs fall off

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Feel a great sense of calm knowing my friend Saul Goodman is out there plurbing it up with no sadness to weigh on his heart

The plural of pluribus is pluralbus

there are many horrible brainworms you can catch online but none of them are as all-encompassing in their destruction of you as a human being as transphobia start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction

If you own a computer it should be illegal for a company to not let you easily install your own software. This includes crap like tvs and refrigerators. Let me put Debian on my dishwasher.

Imagine you are driving and you try to brake but your car instead accelerates and you realise death stands before you and you flip the vehicle in a desperate bid to survive and then you are compelled to post and tell everyone that it's still a good car and you hope you and the company can be friends

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Watching Plurbo fans do this in a way that fundamentally misunderstands what's going on in the show is irritating I'll say that

Papa get out of the bed? You put you dressing gown on? You want to drink a Papaccino?

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Why didn't the character in the story behave with perfect watertight logical efficiency? Why weren't their actions exactly economical? Why did they do something impulsive or imprecise? Why didn't they make the flawless optimal choice I would have made after observing their circumstances externally?

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

He's making a list He's redacting his list He's improperly redacted his list He's just found a million more files

Thief II designer, to Designer thief.

Ta-Ta-Tiny Tim, haver of consumption (thin) They put some poison into his wine Ta-Ta-Tiny Tim, Dickens' smallest cough machine He drank it all and he did NOT die Ta-Ta-Tiny Tim, London's greatest love machine,

A lot of Pluribus fandom seem to be struggling with the misconception that the Plurbs are primarily the survivors' servants

Thank you @steveandthesea.bsky.social for making my dream real

And Tiny Tim, the first human to survive the Stroggification process, went on to destroy the Strogg Nexus using his new physiology - although the letter E was always reversed to 3 on his HUD

I’m not a fan of “this institution that has been attacked non stop for years by a propaganda machine has lost the public’s trust” as proof of anything but the need to deal with the propaganda machine.

Decided to check out some Plur 1 bus discourse and immediately saw "it's about tribalism and the way people live in echo chambers nowadays" I'm fine I don't need to know what people think

and Colton Burpo, who DID die but did NOT stay dead,

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Thank you @steveandthesea.bsky.social for making my dream real

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

The rest of that fit

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At a city council meeting about an AI data center going up in my community. It's packed and people are furious. Calling the mayor and council members corrupt. Loud applause for open socialists and anarchists. Naked anti-capitalist rhetoric. Most folks here didn't even know about it until weeks ago.

i think this should be the Agro fancam site

You'd better watch out And polish your hood He's driving his Trans Am into the woods Santa Claus is dogging in style

If anyone would like to help out with medical expenses and general living and comfort and cheering me up a bit with this injury *over freaking Christmas* then it would be a godsend. Paypal.me/oliwrites or ko-fi.com/oliwhite I WILL be posting some new writing over the Xmas period, despite this.

Sorry I do think less of people who make a sloppy fuss about a celeb's weight because that's disgusting. At least tabloids have money as an excuse

If you would be disappointed your kid comes out as any kind of minority, please learn how to love or don’t have kids.

I think any that treat it like it's "a muscle" and that if you want to be good at writing you should do it every day/week/all the time Trying to force art for volume's sake wears you out, produces crap, and risks squandering moments where you feel inspired and driven to make things

After Luigi gets off it's going to be somewhat surreal that we all lionise him for, officially, having done nothing at all

Toddler definitely knows what Xmas is now and is bouncing around cheering and excited about putting up the tree

We’ve today formally written to multiple public bodies about BBC reporting on transgender people. Here’s who we’ve contacted and why. 1/6

The image on the right is an AI generated portrait that looks nothing like Jonah Hill in any way There are pictures of him with this styling but that isn't him. That's a slop. Look at his ears jfc

"Evil and brilliance are the same thing" is these people's ideological bedrock. You show them a group of rich pedophiles and they think they're witness to enlightenment

This year marked the first time a witness was pelted with pies instead of being examined by counsel, and it raises many questions about the use of pies in future court proceedings