It seems to me that we have to get the money out of everything while also getting the money into everything

Countries are pulling out of Eurovision in humanitarian protest but a modular synth guy getting in there is somehow good or something

This. It's just... scam school $65k for scam school please Hi we're sending our kids to scam school it's a scam it's a school

this is 99% of everything now

Why do people think arresting Andrew is remotely analogous to arresting Trump

Every one of the main characters has a different name for you, and the routes (which it has) are fundamentally about who you choose to affirm and who you choose to reject. It is structured EXACTLY the way a dating sim is, with an emphasis on allegiance and your feelings over plot.

A lot of political commentary is the same as when people on Reddit try and guess what will happen on the next season of a TV show

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

Hope he goes out like Max Clifford

More like Andrew Mountbatten-Loser

Prince Andrew arrested on his birthday get your gags in now and forever

keep calling him prince andrew imo, i don't think the institution which shielded and funded him should get to cut ties so easily

this is very inspiring and awesome to a dad with two kids in school I'll tell you what

These takes always treat users as if they're product features being designed & served, and the preference is the platform that more explicitly engages in such objectification with heavy ideological bias. Your "non-tribalist" ideal is a fake audience curated for you by a white nationalist algo.

Maybe there's a certain value in being a generation that lives through a lot of pointlessly cruel shit and doesn't come out of it cruel

SUBJECTIVATION Prelude Demo Available NOW

Are people asking when the crash will even happen because they're waiting for plummeting stocks, because an entire supply chain that the world relies on just hitting a brick wall seems somewhat crashy

i'm sure this won't lead to more market consolidation by the same giant multinationals causing the shortage

I reckon it's that the implicit coolness of saying that life should be better, freer, funner, and sexier by taste for everyone hasn't been dented one bit by gutting the left's political stature and they're just screaming at the vegetals cat about it

Why are people always yelling at The Left, a group almost entirely shut out of public life, including mainstream news outlets. You are mad at people on social media. Get a life

Every influencer and brand doing numbers and selling merch off the punch kid's visage needs to be [heavily redacted] quite honestly, fuck you that's a school student you dirty creeps

Toddler insisted he wanted to go back to bed and now he's just in there saying "atchoo" to himself over and over.

RFK is exactly how it would go if Vegeta was a politician

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

Toddler: Papa go to the living room. Me: OK! Shall we hold hands? Toddler: Go. Keep walking.

Ok I need the continuous infections and endless winter to end very badly

Saw a link to an article by a teen saying they didn't want to get banned from Tiktok and the comments were adults telling them online is dangerous. They were trying to talk to the child. By commenting on a link. They thought they were talking to the child about how social media is bad for your brain

Hiiii!! our big paradigm shift didn't happen and we fucking ruined everything so it turns out we will need you to do all that work after all. Computer is 100% subscription now though! The future! and also we found out that your work has no monetary value sooo for free? Hehe cool you're so talented!

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

So my friend has to warranty replace a HD and they just gave him the money back

It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life

Some people obviously aren't thinking clearly about what happens after they take away everybody's devices

i think lots of people underestimate how badly these “AI” companies want people to be unable to afford computers. they view personal computing as a roadblock to their desire for complete end-to-end centralization. the fact that their tech is putting hardware out of reach is not just a happy accident

"I'm concerned about the left's ability to metabolize new information correctly" METABOLIZE NEW INFORMATION CORRECTLY. METABOLIZbetween this and "correct natural trajectory" Orwellian rhetoric is fucking blossoming today

why isn't the left engaging seriously with the fascist imaginary machine, people love the fascist imaginary machine, the left is clearly wrong about this, like they were wrong about crypto and NFTs and the metaverse

when the bill comes due for AI companies, there's no way in hell they can ever pay and the debt catastrophe is going to make 2008 look like kids playing with change.

Hey we noticed you are in Germany

"If that is a problem for you then the sad reality is this job is not for you" Should be obvious but predators don't get to define their targets' rights People are still entitled rights and boundaries and privacy regardless of their personal choices If you think differently then you're scum, ta

Replaying Bloodborne and I keep thinking the Blood Echoes are called Blood Euros

Sigh. I'm sick and sad and I'm going to play Bloodborne again.

You can freely believe that every work of art is necessarily only a reduction of preexisting works, but you should have your mouth glued shut and your fingers sewn together

Fever #2 breaking, I get to live in my own sweat some more

"We should have individual freedom and collective prosperity" is enough to make pretty much everybody lose their fucking marbles eh

"Correct natural trajectory" in a context of handwringing about birthrates and troop numbers says a lot. The two genders are army and make baby, don't get any ideas

"Correct natural trajectory"! Transphobes believe in teleology, confirmed a million times over. It's a basically pre-modern worldview that gets a lot of cover from the fact that it accords with our erroneous common-sense. The scientific-world-conception is pro-trans, pre-modern mysticism is TERF.

Some misconception, the Threeth actually line the fingers and underarms

the year is 2012. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2023. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2036. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2042. you are

Wow I hope my 8 year old RAM just fucking works forever.