John Ostrander, Del Close, and Don Simpson, from 1988

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Favorite thing about the music video: when Bruce cuts loose with The Yell, they splice in a clip of Godzilla. why? Because Godzilla fucking rocks, duh. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN...

Charlie Chaplin's first appearance as his Tramp character in KID AUTO RACES AT VENICE (1914), a plotless play on the popular actuality genre. A camera crew wants to film the race but a pesky bystander thinks he is the real draw.

"a lot of Somali voters are natural Republicans." lol - like it's a hair color.

Important perspective from Greenland.

And 65% of Democrats in Congress will help him pass those bills to get it done...

Jet Li has started a YouTube channel and it seems like his intention is “Jet Li wants to be your dad” and hell yes be all of our dads Jet Li

That a Pennsylvania country did this before us is a stain on my city, county & state.

Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously

Like we need him to tell Minneapolis to lie down & take it like the rest of 'em.

Really would be nice if polls that didn't agree with the elite consensus actually mattered.

American capitalism doesn't believe in giving people a good product or service, they want to decide on behalf of consumers what they should buy and pay for. But that's always capitalism. It's best in competition but it aspires to monopoly & mergers, and when it gets there it'll kick the ladder away.

Something I forgot to show off, messing around with GMK Godzilla!

"I wanna be scrolling through when it happens Scrolling through when it happens Scrolling through when it happens..."

"Don't pull your 401k out! It'll totally be bigger when you retire!" Retire?

Easy for you to say, Mom. It gazes also. *He* gazes also. The rock & the chain & the lightning. The howling void at the center of all things...

10 years of this shit

You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.

the average minnesota mom has done more to fight donald trump than almost the entire senate democratic caucus

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

I have a new shirt up with RawPaw!

Presidents not giving a shit about foreign policy polls is normal democratic government, G.

This is all Hamilton's fault.

"As the White Walkers marched inexorably south, nearly 90 percent of the Realm insisted on calling them monsters, abominations, and evil incarnate. The Democrats of the Seven Kingdoms cautioned against such language." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

8. ILLYRIA — The most impressive “time at club / impact at club” ratio in either show. We only got seven episodes of Amy Acker cocking her head like a parrot and saying shit like “to do anything other than to bow to my will is absurd!” while obviously trying not to cry, but that’s all we needed.

The hard truth is there will be no accountability. Even if they get super majorities in both houses next year they'll just pretend none of this ever happened. There'll be a new fake right wing moral panic to react to by then anyway.

I would simply not eat the shit sandwich.

dogma 95? do you mean mallrats?

Other demented idiots led us into 2 losing wars that lasted decades & turned our economy into rotating stacks of Ponzi scams in trenchcoats.

Between this & $3 taco lady, I'm genuinely surprised that we haven't had one of these ghouls look directly into the camera & scream "WE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR & WATCHING YOU SUFFER IS OUR ONLY WAY TO REACH CLIMAX. MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

The 21st century has seen a growing crisis of confidence that the US gov't will do anything helpful for most people. Large pockets of the country seem to be breaking down, with non-functioning housing markets and school systems, while others are under federal occupation. Capitalism itself is dying.

"Donald Trump took an oath..." Are you fucking kidding me with this? You think his word means the first goddamn thing? Are you three years old? Did you suffer a major head wound recently?

Mondays, amIright?

Shoutout the concept of girlfriends we really cooked as a species when we made that one up

It's David Lynch's, Tom Baker's, and DeForest Kelley's birthday today, so it's basically a straight-up Holiday for me.

So in the end, what does this article amount to? Republicans are telling the same lie about welfare that they've told for 40 years despite consistent efforts — including many led by Democrats — to restrict and police it. And in response, Democrats should restrict and police it even more.

Sorry it took me this long to get here, folks

good fuckin grief

From the "No Shit Sherlock" news desk...

The millennial's curse: Very online 30/40 somethings cannot write, talk, or make art without constantly trying to defy or (worse in some ways) outflank the scorn of an audience they will never know or see. If that curse has extended to how you interact with your kids, you're well and truly cooked

Seriously. Angels? Like, wtf? Did somebody know somebody there or was it just the closest to their hotel?

Speaking of hard canon, we're here NOW but it's still worth stating that 1)it's first stone paving the way was the most "gals being pals" dude-writing possible episode of BTAS and 2)if you're still shipping Harley with the Joker in Anno Domini 2024 I'm calling Human Resources

Anyone unironically using the term "vibecession" will now have to try to rent an apartment on an Uber driver's salary.

Every time

And they said the Prequels don't have any practical effects