MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: Revolution MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: Revelation

Am I the only one that actually liked Birds of Prey? I mean, it's probably the best showcase for Robbie's Harley Quinn out of all her appearances in the DCEU, and it's just a fun, punk rock, girls night out in Gotham type of movie. It's not trying to be like THE DARK KNIGHT or anything.

"How's your New Year going?" Me:

Why did LL Cool J need permission from his Mama to knock people out? Seems like kind of a weird thing to seek approval for from one's Mama, but then I don't know what their relationship was like...

A movie about finally solving the age old mystery of he who smelt it v he who dealt it...

This guy woulda joined ICE.

This guy woulda joined ICE.

This guy woulda joined ICE. (Ronnie Drake, X2: X-MEN United)

What if the reason time travel doesn't exist, is because every time someone invents it they go back and accidently alter the past in such a way that makes it so they were never born and thus didn't invent time travel?

I liked this one more than Glass Onion, which I didn't hate, but felt like it wasn't as good as the first. I still think that is the best of the three, but they each have their charm.

"Some mutha fuckas are always tryin' ta ice skate uphill!" *Techno music intensifies

He hopped a passing train, and now lives a life on the rails under the pseudonym "George Boxcar R. Martin"

A doddering clueless President wages an escalating distraction war in South America while we're bombarded with endless inane commentary from the talking head media. We've officially reached THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS levels of absurdist dystopia...

I'd like to think that if Stanley Kubrick were alive today, he'd spend his time watching all those "decoded" videos about his movies on YouTube, and laugh at all the wild theories people come up with based on like a slightly askew can of green beans in the background of a shot for 2 seconds.

I cancelled my Netflix a few months back because I got tired of browsing a menu full of movies I already own on disc, but someone gifted me a prepaid card for a month's subscription, so I reactivated it for January. Now I can catch up with Stranger Things, and watch Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN

Vidal Saskatoon... It's a town in Canada where everyone has incredibly styled salon hair.

Ruin two bands by combining them U2 Live Crew

These late career Liam Neeson geezer teaser action movies tend to be hit-or-miss, with more misses than hits, but I find this one to be kind of an overlooked gem among them. It has a great cast, with Ed Harris, Vincent D'Onofrio, and even Nick Nolte shows up to growl his way through a scene.

Ya know, if you heat up V8 juice it's kind of like a thin tomato soup. If I were able to eat grilled cheese right now, I could see dunking it in a warmed up mug of V8 juice.

Everyone gave Tom Cruise shit for his performance in this when it came out, but he's fine. He's just Tom Cruise being Tom Cruise. It's Nicolle Kidman who feels like she's just arrived from another planet in it.

How I'm walking out of 2025

Since I'm on a strict, mostly broth-based diet because of my gallbladder infection, I think I might make one of those fancy Ramen dishes the internet seems so fond of. What do I do, just slice a hard-boiled egg over some oodles of noodles or something?

Roger Ebert once said "The movies are like a machine that generates empathy." This is why I think Conservatives are so bad at reading and interpreting narrative art, because they lack any. They identify with the villains. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBok...

Just got home from the hospital where I've been since Thursday morning. Turns out I have a severe intestinal infection that caused me to pass a gull stone. User Rating -10 Very painful. Do not recommend.

Slept in a Guns 'N Roses shirt, woke up in the jungle, baby! There was some guy named Mr. Brownstone there too, and he wouldn't leave me alone until I danced with him. He was really trying my patience, so I made my way to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

This is a hard movie to criticize, because the fact that Gilliam salvaged anything watchable under the circumstances is an impressive feat in-and-of itself. That said, this is a movie that had potential that was never fully realized for reasons beyond the Director's control.

Your job is to sell nostalgia. That's your business model. Just fucking do that!

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

And the winner of the inaugural Netflix Peace Prize is...

I've recommended this movie to a few people over the years, and they always have a similar reaction: "That ending is such a downer." Which, I get given the whole lobotomy thing, but for a dreamer to get to escape reality and permanently live in the dream IS a happy ending. Reality was the nightmare.

In the interview Bret buried Bart Simpson in a shoot, and then said Shawn Michaels was gay for Moleman.

Growing up we had one can opener. My Mother got it from my Grandmother, and she probably got it from her Grandmother. She still uses it to this day. That thing was probably made in the 1800's, and could be used to open a car roof like a tin of beans by the Fire Department in an accident.

Christmas Specials An ongoing 🧵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhfS...

I've heard all the criticisms for The Hobbit Trilogy, and I agree with most, but I still don't hate them. Yes, they're overly long, bloated, and the overuse of CGI over practical efx make them feel rubbery and less tactile than the LOTR Trilogy etc...

Tired: Is DIE HARD a Christmas movie? Wired: Is The Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween movie? Inspired: Is PRISONERS a Thanksgiving movie?

A movie that takes place where you're from.

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress, Charlie!"

Turns out the Epstein Files are a Mandela Effect, and they were actually the Epstain Files all along...

There really needs to be more Synthwave Christmas Music. Think... John Carpenter's Frosty The Snowman.

The Yada Yada Yada's

"Great party, isn't it?"

Ever wondered what WAR GAMES (1983) would look like if it were a post 9/11 techno thriller... No? Well I'm gonna tell ya anyway, dammit! Eh, it's okay. Not great, not terrible, but watchable enough and probably more relevant/plausible today than it was back in 2008 given the A.I. element.

New nightmare fuel just dropped!

I've been feeling kind of flu-ish the past few days, and while I own both on disc I was being lazy and just watching Tubi on the couch all afternoon/evening. Which, I'm glad I did because I stumbled into a great double feature thanks to the suggestion feature that pops up after a movie ends.

"Post something that could only come from where you live." Our hot dogs come in either red, or white. The white one's have a kind of peppercorn-like spice to them. They're often served with salt potatoes, which are baby potatoes boiled in salt water and covered in butter and sour cream.

They can't even propaganda right. The kind of people that would join ICE hated The BATMAN for being "too woke" because Catwoman said the words "white privilege" in it. They don't even understand their own demographic.