Who up forgetting they auld acquaintance

Snoopy knows that if she climbs into Dee’s bed and starts to fight her for it that we’ll move Snoopy out of the bed. So what she does sometimes is goes in there and just does annoying shit? To try and get Dee to leave? She jumped in and thumped her foot down on Dee’s head and started cleaning it.

I bought a new bidet seat and really cursed myself because James’s shoulders were too broad and his hands too big to get behind the toilet to bolt the new seat on. I very nearly gave up and called my (skinny) little brother at one point but I did it.

daily routine

lmfao

It’s so funny that Instagram’s search function uses “meta AI.” I’m just typing the names of muscular women. Not sure why you gotta get a super computer involved.

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Yelling “SONIC HAS A TAIL, HE’S A HEDGEHOG” at my husband this morning when he tried to tell me that Sonic doesn’t have a tail

The popular flesh-eating deer-monster with the name that starts with a W is a serious figure in many Native American tribes and has been requested many times that it is not used as some goofy fun movie monster. Instead how about you consider: Not Deer? cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Not_Deer

In finest Christmas morning tradition, I have put on my big Christmas pompom earrings and Toby has tried to yank them out of my ears twice already

Were you visited by 40 confused ghosts last night? It's called Christmas Carol Swatting and insiders say it's destroying the yuletide-based spiritual rehabilitation program.

I turned on the Corso Zundert parade video from this year to have on as we relax christmas morning. A bunch of neighbourhoods grow massive dahlia fields and then pick the flowers to build giant flower floats. Also they’re all human powered. youtu.be/Rk6so5f9KJU?...

The snow is falling and Toby is snoring in his window bed and I have to “work” until 1pm

Accidentally woke up too early and thought of this the moment I was about to post something similar

I love the two point games and they are on mega sale on steam right now!

I turned on the @tomwalker.bsky.social stream where he puts on a maid outfit and plays a game called “Merry Bunny Garden” and my husband said “We need to watch the Great Australian Bake Off” and I was like “why, because you need to see this man regain some dignity by being somewhat normal?”

If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

back in my day wall adapters had big beautiful ports with hefty USB A ports for heavy duty hard working adapter cables. but they took all that away and now all we have is an emasculated little european-mandated USB C port

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

Our household cares not for traditional gender roles until it comes time for Outside Chores. Outside Chores are Husband Job.

I hate this evil bitch with every fibre of my being

it's important you understand this before trying to invite me to your party

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

People are like wow Jace you are such a gremlin to your husband and that’s because I lived with this gremlin first

I think I’m shifting back to mullet mode. No more perm, now mullet is my best friend

[Dutch trader in February 1637 voice]

James just asked me if we were running around on two legs or four and I was like “two of course, but our arms were always up like prancing pony hooves” and when he started shaking his head I was like WE WERE HORSES, WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS

"My Grandfather's Cat" is a cross-Canada organization that helps dying seniors find homes for their beloved animals. They also offer a senior's pet food pantry, to help support low income seniors. Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life. www.mygrandfatherscat.ca

Explaining to my confused husband that I don’t know who the characters in the Foxtrot comic strip from 1997 that he just described to me are and he’s like “what do you mean???” babe I wasn’t reading newspaper comics when I was 11, I don’t know what to tell you

James got a good zinger off on me this morning which cannot stand so I had to quickly turn to the cats and say “we must allow papa his little jokes” to humble him

Can you all believe that @leask.bsky.social really tried to tell me he thought Leon was 30 in that trailer last night. This is the car a 50 yr old man drives.

the "socialism means standing in solidarity with any worker who has ever been fired for a job for any reason" crowd is really a "how do you people tie your shoes" situation

this is why we watch

I did scream “THATS A CLARINET, BUT IT COUNTS” and “HE’S STRAPPED UP WITH A FLUTE” so who can say if the game awards are good or bad

HE’S JUST COMBINING ALL HIS FLUTES INTO ONE GIANT MECHA FLUTE

FLUTE COUNT

Screaming that No Man’s Sky took it again. Well deserved.

Wide Kiryu in legally distinct Gang of Dragon

James said he thought Leon was like 30 in that preview and I started laughing and was like “babe you aren’t 30 anymore either you know” He was like “so he’s old because he has stubble now??” IT WAS GREY MY DUDE.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

more frog, again. seasonal frog

This is how she meditates

Canadian citizens and residents, there's a new official parliamentary petition raising the issue of electoral reform and proportional representation. Signing is a direct means of meaningful action toward improving our democracy, and it just takes a moment to do. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

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