Mr. Mischief

We have such a messed up relationship with grief and death that people will use this in droves to never have to let a loved one go. The thought of a company taking advantage of my friends and family using a digital puppet shaped like my corpse is so fucking sad and depressing man.

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

customer service is cooking my brain

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

smol merchant working hard

Actually, Heathcliff, leave ME in this abyss, where you cannot find me. Thanks!

In a Cineworld interview, Jacob Elordi reassured audiences that you need not search for "your Heathcliff," for "your Heathcliff will find you." Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!

Damn you tell the autists in your life that you like skeleton and luge because it’s the same sport but one is tummy and one is back and they agree but then you say “and they’re both facing forward” and suddenly you’re in the wrong.

Shout-out to the Sham Hatwitch

CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies

first day working PR at sega guys. how am i doing so far

A full review notes most of Yakuza 3’s queer content removed, including the iconic side quest where Kiryu helps a trans woman. Really sad, the series oddball gutter humanism for society’s outcasts & oppressed & himbo queerness was what made it special. www.videogameschronicle.com/review/yakuz...

Case in point. THEY SANG AMERICAN IDIOT.

Can’t wait for all the opinion pieces about how Bad Bunny’s performance was apolitical

This isn’t about “saving money” or “fixing the healthcare system”, this is about getting people used to the idea that some people should have to pay for healthcare. These people pay taxes, just like the rest of us. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

On Friday I am making my 25 yr old baby brother and his girlfriend watch BLOODSPORT, because he’s never seen a JCVD movie

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

the sacred text

dawg you have Jean Chrétien talking like Mao

One step at a time! #art ✧ #painting ✧ #bird

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

Found a youtube channel that has what I think all of the old What’s For Dinner episodes with Ken and Mary-Jo. Hell yeah. youtube.com/@whatsfordin...

"bearing witness to events" literally just means recording what is happening so it cannot be elided or erased in the future, it does not mean you are required to watch execution videos as some duty, stop letting people who don't understand words tell you what to do

in terms of being a hater I’m sort of like a big cat. most of my time is spent lazily lying in the sun and not doing anything about it but when I decide to go in it’s a clean hit.

James: Yay! The team I like won! Also James: FUCK, now I have to watch the superbowl

How do people renovate bathrooms if they only have one bathroom in the house, asking for me because I would love to do a bathroom reno to remove the tub we never use and put tile on the floor instead of the wood laminate the previous owner used

Salut Bonhomme! (the only thing I remember from french immersion in elementary)

look at him. where will he go repost to send him on a journey

when you drop your phone all your apps should go flying out like sonic’s rings

someone's publicist is working OVERTIME

guys come on look at this mess! y'all sposed to be cyberpunks not STYberpunks

If you’re going to be an ignorant fuck to americans by saying “how come no one is fighting back” read Margaret’s thread. they are! they have been! shut up!!!

I can make children read again

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Enrichment is so important

I don’t care if I get banned for this or whatever if you work for ICE you should be hung in the fucking streets. You should be shot like a dog while you beg for mercy.

Emboldened Mark Carney delivers encore WEF speech about TFSA planning

two banger nights on here in a row with the duck getting busnapped and now we all get to make some jokes about The Thing Happening.

holy shit the grink predates christ

Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha

I’ve also been very brave when attacked by a binder clip, ok

Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

There are a lot of people talking about nukes as if a country can just fire one nuke at one country as a little warning to calm things down and I would highly encourage everyone to listen to the recent Behind the Bastards episodes about the way the world wide nuclear system is currently set up

is Chris Hemsworth voicing this pop tart begging for death