Saw @asterionhex.monster on a poster at the record store

Public services aren’t “bailouts”—they’re infrastructure. Rural mail and home delivery are services we depend on, not corporate handouts. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Happy Hades II day to frog lovers everywhere!! 🧡🐸🧡

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

you cannot cancel Chancleta. he woke up looking like this. you have no hope of stopping him.

I see people my age already falling into moral panics about the youth and then I actually meet young people and they're largely the same as they ever were. We have to chill.

i feel in most relationships one partner is miss piggy and one partner is kermit. it's important to understand which one you are

you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face

Chotiner interviews Janeway

a mothman buddy! 🍄 🌙

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

his pals are like “Ty is in his midwife era” 😂

There’s a farm dog where we are staying on the island and his name is Harry and he is perfect

My little brother is an EMT and he got awarded a stork pin for delivering a baby in the field!

the island boy

Some day Nintendo fans will understand that Nintendo treats its universes as piles of beloved music and iconography to be remixed and recontextualized into fun new games and not an interconnected linear narrative linked by causality But it is not this day

a big hamburger

James will get the joke snack but by god he’ll finish it even if it’s foul. The only thing he’s never finished was a particularly swampy looking iced coffee from A&W that looked like someone had puked in the cup. For someone who isn’t catholic he has a proclivity for suffering

James got this from the gas station in Jasper as a snack and when I opened it for him we both recoiled and after his first bite I asked how it was and he said “Bad.” and then grimly ate the entire thing because “we can’t have this smell in the car for hours”

We’re on the road to go visit @magpie.tips and @tomlommel.com!

They're making the sunsets transgender!

important to remember that apocalypse is a fantasy that absolves you of your responsibilities

Americans don’t even know what it’s like to sing along to “Ahead by a century” in a crowd, you ever think about that? they don’t even know what it’s like to hear a tragically hip song and feel it in your bones.

I'm eating trash in the bay and I'm doing just fine gotta eat all the trash because I want it all it started out with a can, how did it end up this bad it was only a can, it was only one can

It’s completely unnecessary for Alberta to force include Canadian citizenship markers on AB ID cards/driver’s licenses BUT it is very funny for them to push this while also spouting off the separatist line

On a work trip to Calgary and my coworkers thought I was out of my mind for taking the Red Arrow down but I’m not going to a friggin airport to get to Calgary. I got to sit in a comfy seat and chill for four hours it was great.

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Baby spinach? What do you think I am, some kind of pervert? Now lady spinach on the other hand...

The best post about Charlie Kirk happened about half an hour after he was shot and none of us can do anything but aspire.

I don’t believe in letting the cats be little prince and princesses in our home like James does so sometimes what he hears is me giving Dee 20 rapid fire kisses and then immediately after I say “go to hell” to keep her humble

If you’re telling me you’re getting full and still eating the banchan I don’t know what to tell you, we still have half this friggin bulgogi left

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

they should invent logging on that is good for you

My day has been spent slogging through the review of an 80 page regulatory framework and opening bluesky to get blasted by 100 posts about Kirk or whatever and it truly is a day where I just need to log off and go sit outside but I can’t bc the air outside is nasty

dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass

All his headlines are so much better for me never reading the body, like the horror VHSs at the video store that scared me as a kid

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

this baby burrowing owl being weighed on a scale is how we all feel

there's always some shit with you americans

I encourage everyone to look out for their safety and practice good internet hygiene, of course. But some of the scolding posts I've read suggest we can change the awful aftermath of a fateful event by just holding our tongues and being quiet little mice, and that isn't my experience.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends? me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote

ok, do I *have* to play the card game. I am on record saying that I will never willingly play a card game mini-game in an rpg.

I only know Squall from Kingdom Hearts but also distinctly remember having a like…a small keychain of Squall’s sword as a tween? Why did I have that. I didn’t even play that much Kingdom Hearts.

burger dog, dog that’s a burger

I’m gonna play FF8 for the first time.

check this out: action game protagonists, they walk like THIS - doot doot doot doot doot but, point and click adventure protagonists, they walk like THIS