tumblr is my home now but I gotta bring this one here

bugtesting

worms 6: I've been thinking about clowns a lot

how does thursday keep fucking happening

balatro if it was good

almost forgot to admit that I have a furso—I mean I have an anthropomorphic cat character that I feel some form of identity with

just a silly pun about space

just a silly pun about space

how do I say "hey u follow me on the other app and I was hoping u could follow me here too 🥺👉👈" without looking like a sad wet little bug

open to starting parasocial relationships with anyone

worms 5

worms 5

follow me for more fun facts such as my address and where my bedroom is

worms 4: what if I started drawing worms again

worms 3: worms worms

worms 2: worms

worms

me: I'm afraid to ask for help because I have to admit I'm not perfect the therapist in my head: acknowledging your flaws doesn't mean anything if you don't truly believe in what you're saying me: well said, me. I love being so smart and self-aware the therapist in my head: and sexy me: and sexy

my new job at the museum

customer service is cooking my brain

god okay fine I'll reopen the app

making a sweater out of all the loose ends of unfinished bits. it's very itchy.

michael hats

tomorrowborday is labor day

I probably couldn't beat a skeleton in a fight. like where would I stab it

is this anything

this is by far the longest I've ever procrastinated on a single task

going back in time to find the patient zero for autism and giving them a gold medal

did you know the past tense of spaghetti is spaghetto

little kid: um! are you a boy or a girl? me: both? neither? idk 🤷 kid (sadly): oh...

the truth is I have a biological :3 mouth. I just don't draw it because it doesn't match my vibe

bro why is your evil theme way cooler and longer than your hero theme. is everything okay bro

I think if I was stuck in a time loop I would spend like 80% of my time stealing police cars and seeing how far I can get with them

can we give guns to the orcas

I don't want courtesy likes. make me earn it. I'll do whatever tricks you want but I don't wanna hear that clicker until you're satisfied with my performance

the little things

all I need to be successful is be cute tell good jokes and someone else pay all of my bills

unemployment is making me lose my mind but at the time time, wow there are so many skin cells. I got them all out though

one more

posting all my most recent comics in one place to prove that I actually make them. still very happy with how they came out :)

why am I like this

so do I post stuff I've already drawn or do I have to go back into the art mines and bring you fresh material. because these hands are weary (I drew half of one thing this week)