Nameless One
@countsmackula.bsky.social
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grouchy 80 year old at heart
Beer and taco night and if you’re not Down were not compatible
about 1 year ago
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Reo Eveleth
about 1 year ago
Please, call me Oingo. Mr. Boingo is my father.
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 1 year ago
A hammock is a terrible place to give or receive bad news.
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 year ago
The secret to life is spaghetti. And to have zero expectations. But mostly spaghetti.
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if the taco truck starts playing music and canvassing the streets like an ice cream truck I’m cooked
about 1 year ago
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Heatherhere
about 1 year ago
I’m at the stage in life where most human interactions feel like work, unpaid work
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 1 year ago
Crazy that people still buy ringtones. If my phone vibrates too loudly, I give everyone in the room a dollar.
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T
about 1 year ago
Missing my bat friends at the sanctuary.
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surrender to my blade, peasant
about 1 year ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
over 1 year ago
Food critics are wild. How you gonna bully spaghetti?
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d.ly
over 1 year ago
I don’t want to be part of the class action lawsuit but it’s nice to be invited
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oЯbe!
over 1 year ago
I stick to what I know and that ain't shit. Stay humble.
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wint
over 1 year ago
oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen
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if I drink 7 beers i will surely not be sad that there are classes in the morning. i see no downsides in this plan.
over 1 year ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
over 1 year ago
I know it’s difficult to watch our parents age and my mother has reached a point of no return. Today, I found her watching JAG
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Travis comma bitch
over 1 year ago
Horse watching the human steeplechase: Yeah man, you fucking do it. Not so easy is it? I hope you get hurt and they have to put you down
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Felonious Monk 📚
over 1 year ago
Doves: *sobbing* Prince: Oh this mfer spitting *guitar solo*
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Ed Morrish
over 1 year ago
me: come on. my ai-powered washing machine: no. me: please? my ai-powered washing machine: no. me: why not? my ai-powered washing machine: it looks terrible on you.
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻
over 1 year ago
Ever since I was a little boy I wanted people to stfu
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making my dog listen to call of the wild on audiobook so he knows what a soft life he has
over 1 year ago
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doctors tell you not to put q-tips in your ears because they’re hoarding all the good feelings for themselves
over 1 year ago
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What y’all up to over here?
over 1 year ago
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cranky af
almost 2 years ago
would you still love me if i dragged my ass across your carpet?
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I’m actually better than most people I just don’t want anyone to know, that’s why I act like this
almost 2 years ago
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Brosephine Wires
over 2 years ago
God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes god super mad.
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yoyo
almost 2 years ago
oh gods, make it stop
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Charmeuse
almost 2 years ago
Can I be baby today and can I be yours
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Inspector Ratchet
almost 2 years ago
[Not comprehending a single thing]: I understand
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Little Greenis
almost 2 years ago
Tongue and groove flooring? Sounds kinda freaky but ok.
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either need to be babied and told everything is gonna be okay or have my ass kicked and told to shape up. can’t decide which.
almost 2 years ago
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Salty MacTavish
almost 2 years ago
*listens to news for 3 minutes* Alright, back to the bigfoot podcasts
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Shade 5
almost 2 years ago
I mean how long does it take to get one fist fight at Chuck E. Cheese expunged from your record?
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Chestbursty
almost 2 years ago
Instead of a hearse just find 6-8 shield maidens to run with my corpse on their shoulders as they scream through the streets
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Uncle Jeff 🌈
almost 2 years ago
The inevitable follow up question when talking to one's pet: Why are you all wet? Is that water?
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President Warren G. Harding Supreme
almost 2 years ago
The existence of Bing Crosby implies the existence of not only Google Stills, but also DuckDuckGo Nash
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Chestbursty
almost 2 years ago
Entering my "dramatic swelling violin music montage in the movie signifying the character's descent into total madness" phase
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
almost 2 years ago
I meant to mean well.
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Jason, ex Inferis
almost 2 years ago
“And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare as any she belied with false compare.”
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how many times of me sending stuff like this and saying “us” do you think I can manage before he wants me dead?
almost 2 years ago
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Jay
almost 2 years ago
we knew you were an alpha male before you said anything because of your fly new balances
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korpisworld
almost 2 years ago
That 20 seconds of Zen in the morning as you listen to the hum of the microwave in a quiet house until the bell snaps you back to reality so you can enjoy your breakfast sandwich with cold egg and rock-hard top bun.
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my favorite thing about Fortnite is the hour worth of updates you have to do before each session
almost 2 years ago
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Jake_Vig
almost 2 years ago
Imagine if some posts were for purely fun or entertainment value, and not factual, political, or for social commentary.
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