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i put the laughter in manslaughter
over 1 year ago
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7 months ago
Woke up dainty af again
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Forrest Plump
7 months ago
HER: once youβre in the family, thereβs no getting out. Capisce? ME: *whispering to my boyfriend* what kind of Olive Garden is this?
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Ancom Anthony π©π΄
10 months ago
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Bogey
over 1 year ago
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"Stumpus" Marks
about 1 year ago
Fuck ai. Fuck Ukraine. Fuck zelenskyy. Fuck israel. Fuck trump. Fuck musk. Fuck Dems. Fuck Republicans. Fuck CNN and MSNBC. Fuck fox news. Fuck the Senate and the House. Fuck the scotus and the executive branch of dysfunction. Fuck all of it.
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SpatialKimtamine
7 months ago
Maybe Iβll sleep when my baby graduates from high school
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d.ly
7 months ago
your honor, what's the wifi
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Theciscokidder
7 months ago
Before you swipe right on anyone, you need to swipe right on yourself first bro.
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BEAVE
7 months ago
My vagina is a load-bearing wall.
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Bogey
7 months ago
As a courtesy, I always try to conceal my venom as politely as possible.
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growing a gf in my backyard
10 months ago
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Scoob
7 months ago
Deadlifting 850lbs right as the chorus of Party in the USA hits
add a skeleton here at some point
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watering my penis
10 months ago
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Pope of Chili Town
7 months ago
Back in my day we had hope for the future
add a skeleton here at some point
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π ΏοΈrofessor Kiosk π
7 months ago
exact is short for exactually
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slice
8 months ago
Getting road head on a bicycle
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slice
7 months ago
First date idea: I keep farting and vehemently refuse to stop
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d.ly
about 1 year ago
watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders
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Jason, ex Inferis
7 months ago
A glory hole for compliments
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Bogey
7 months ago
No woman here owes you anything, not even a response. Delete your account, put down the booze and talk to a therapist.
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ΞΞ±ΟΞΉΞ± ΞΞΉΟΟΞΉΞ½Ξ·
7 months ago
Do you find it difficult to drink only one cup of coffee at a time, or are you a non human robot
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'droπ°
7 months ago
Can't really engage with a findom without some fin
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π ΏοΈrofessor Kiosk π
9 months ago
coming to the conclusion that she wasnβt born at all much less with it
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'droπ°
9 months ago
I'm just saying, if she shows up to our date in clown makeup it's not a dealbreaker
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Forrest Plump
9 months ago
Fuck nudes. I wanna know some of the most vulnerable lyrics that touch your soul.
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ΞΞ±ΟΞΉΞ± ΞΞΉΟΟΞΉΞ½Ξ·
9 months ago
You don't really know me, if you haven't watched me eat lasagna
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mikeβΊοΈ (silly joe armstrong)
over 1 year ago
Sure, Vitamin C's crazy, but Vitamin D's nuts
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π ΏοΈrofessor Kiosk π
10 months ago
still not sure why I have to light peopleβs pants on fire for lying but I suppose someoneβs gotta do it
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growing a gf in my backyard
10 months ago
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watering my penis
10 months ago
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hey perverts, what are some good perversions for someone who is just starting to get into being a pervert
10 months ago
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slice
11 months ago
Words really canβt describe the sexual gratification one feels upon reaching 4k followers, but okay, heck, Iβll give it a shot: chunky
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Scoob
over 1 year ago
Cumming from one stroke like a samurai drawing his sword
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Tim Onion
11 months ago
The left needs a Joe Rogan who is 300 feet tall and plays a tiny little fiddle. And when he gets angry he huffs and puffs but he's calmed down by a good friend who is a regular-sized elephant but looks teeny by comparison. Just absolutely itsy bitsy. And both of them are extremely anti-circumcision.
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you're in her dms, she's in the dsm
11 months ago
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Mary
11 months ago
I am just about ready to runaway to Nigeria and marry that prince.
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SpatialKimtamine
over 1 year ago
I never feel safe because Iβm always thinking I could get appendicitis at any moment
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d.ly
11 months ago
The Rehearsal has me sitting at the gate trying to break the ice between the pilot and copilot
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Anastasia MacKenzie
11 months ago
Itβs starting to feel like those destinations arenβt really all that final.
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Five
11 months ago
Someday you shit on the clock other days the clock shits on you
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