needy humans...

People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.

i think the most interesting conversation can be had with someone that has MC Hammer in their top five of all time list.

people that believe love is unconditional is a red flag and thats not a conversation they are ready for.

i'm not afraid of commitment. i am afraid of committing to a fucked up person.

black republicans will never not be cringe.

Thriller is 43 years old. time flies.

putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving

my new thing is for 2026 and beyond is calling people intellectually challenged instead of stupid. people feel better about themselves when you flat out call them stupid.

Morn...nvm

social media has convinced me im a bot because i dont interact with muthafuckas like my life depended on it 🤷🏾‍♂️😆

the inaccessible void

they say life is precious and i just laugh and laugh

the older i get the more i realize none of it matters as much as i think it did and im quitting more and more everyday

hallmark channel do not give a fuck about how predictable their movies are.

to everyone i didnt wish a happy thanksgiving *reads from post it note* your phone bill is due on the 22nd.

the fast and furious movies are thanksgiving movies because they went from being about illegal street racing to being about being thankful for family and friends that frequently have the zoomies with cars. prove me wrong.

what the world needs right now is retired pornstars starring in hallmark channel Christmas movies.

i'm not racist but...i dont date women that dont have a hallmark channel christmas light budget. 🤷🏾‍♂️

The bad results of drinking alcohol that you just outlined are no worse than the potential side effects recited in the last three prescription commercials I just saw.

some fragrances make me exhausted.

dont invite me over for thanksgiving dinner unless you’re serving deep fried bald eagle cunt, hoe.

In the White household, we save on a lot of thanksgiving dinner drama based on whether or not you think Die Hard is a christmas movie.

if i ruled the world, today would be international chinese take-out day.

If you want your family to leave early, passive aggressively leave on the Family Massacre marathon all day, they'll get the hint.

The system isn't broken. It's working as intended.

gonna pronounce it ma'am danny

Highly recommend checking out this song by an amazingly sweet and lovely lady

do i want a festive pot pie?

to the marathon runners, who hurt you? what are you running from?

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the manufactured void.

sundays are for pondering if there are other species on earth as delusional as human beings?

what the world needs right now is a hallmark channel movie that tackles racism and hoes that collect LABUBUs.

i wasn't indoctrinated growing up. i wasn't raised to go along with things just because others do.

imagine hating me and im just over here trying to figure out how i got to ghetto tiktok.

was voted least likely to contribute to society.

nothing gets in the way of my happiness because my happiness doesn't exist

nothing makes me happy.

i just wanna be rich enough to do boring shit alone.

nope. we cant be friends if you're not aware of how much of a joke all this is. a scam.

typical NPC behavior

sometimes i wish i could fit in like others do. but i stop myself because it exhausts me just thinking about the lives others have and all they do just to prove to themselves that they exist.

i have nothing in common with busy bodies.

fuck hustle culture.

Pilgrimage

just like you imagined

somewhat damaged

wait...when was half-life 3 announced? 🤣

sorry i didn't call you back. ive been falling down the Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande tiktok rabbit hole. 🤷🏾‍♂️