Twitter now is like the slime in the second ghostbusters movie. That shit thrives on negative engagement.

yall wack rappers still playin yaself in 2025 youtu.be/i0zHaI4Soqk?...

Weddings are perverted.

Everyone has “appearances” to keep up

The worst part about ignoring a text until tomorrow is the tomorrow part.

If you expect for me to go above and beyond just because YOU do, that’s on you.

I never colored outside the lines and I think that's part of the problem

The difference between me and them? They ALWAYS feel like they belong here.

The same stories Over And Over

All the same

Relationship status: my nervous system doesn’t vibe with people.

was voted most likely to love no one unconditionally.

Everything has terms and conditions.

Nope. I have no fear of missing out in life.

nah. i dont do homemade juice. me and the texture dont agree.

strange times

DoZo

hey girl. do you wanna come over and watch old episodes of The 700 Club in reverse? I'll make waffles.

being your authentic self is still frowned up.

teamwork does not make my dreams work

i don't do friendships/relationships with people that want you to sacrifice your autonomy just to prove you love them.

fuck people that exits through doors and then immediately stop and stand in the door.

what's best for normal brained people is best for NORMAL BRAINED PEOPLE. is that hard to understand for normal brained people?!

i don't have friends physically close to me. i enjoy the distance. i don't want to know too much about others. and with me, i see every detail they deny about themselves.

First date idea: Pick up litter at the landfill.

why is the closest Best Buy ten miles from me?! what the fuck?

there's something wrong with nicki minaj and cardi b. 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

are we the last living souls?

be the change you want to see in the underworld.

the only thing i believe in is autonomy

I'm not relaxed. I'm just good at it now from masking 40+ years.

has the president sent the national guard to the churches of jesus christ and the latter day saints yet or nah?

i am not convinced that this is not hell

didnt realize IHOP was close

I’m not plugged into your word I don’t want to be Don’t want to honor your traditions Participate in your cultures

The problem with living is society is constantly trying to tell you how to do it.

I have nothing in common with people that want the most out of life.

Uninspired.

Why do I feel like time is going by faster than normal today?

I used to be a romantic But then I learned It is a scam

We are chaos.

Thank Odd I don’t have a family.

White people will find all kinds of euphemisms to say they support colonialism

There is more to life Than pretending I enjoy life

Don’t know which me that I love…

Hey, cruel world…

Is FF7 Rebirth worth it?

I have nothing in common with people that are used to having what they want when they want it.