This week, I have learned that USA hockey consists of one pair of evil brothers who look like the thumbs from Spy Kids and one pair of good brothers, one of whom is a Haunted Victorian Doll. I have not watched a single game.

I saw Wine Moms with Whistles open for Beck in '95; they were great.

If ICE were doing targeted pickups they would've been in and out in a week. We all know this. The math ain't mathin'

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie

Death Camp For Cutie over here

damn girl is that a dodge deora hot wheels car in your pocket or do you just have a really weird penis

This morning at the Minnesota State Capitol. An ice sculpture that reads "PROSECUTE ICE". I'm told the organization behind the sculpture is Common Defense.

US immigration policy: pushing capital overseas since 2025. 🤡 @bloomberg.com #$GOOGL www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

Large banner hangs over a building at Lake Street and Lyndale Avenue on a snowy morning. It reads "ICE OUT OF MN" "FOR GOOD" with the names of those killed by federal agents. Minneapolis, February 2026

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: waffles, big cup of Folgers, then sending emails asking your financier pimp to ship you antibiotics to slip your wife surreptitiously so she doesn't contract your gonorrhoea. Now the woke mob wants to take it all away.

Lost my favorite uncle in the 'sota. He did three tours in theater. Went back even after a girl with blue hair was mean to him at a Dairy Queen. Got taken out by an IEHD on his last patrol.

THERAPIST: how have you been? ME: so, for this recipe, you need a corn tortilla, a slice of salami, a chunk of cheese & a dill pickle. first, place the meat & cheese onto the tortilla. microwave for 30 secs. then place the pickle onto the meat cheese pile. roll & enjoy. I call this "Pickle Tube."

Man, someone sounds really mad that a bunch of Minneapolis soccer moms can manage op-sec while the Secretary of Defense texts his battle plans to the editor in chief of the Atlantic.

Dave being one of our least-embarrassing Gen X artists was not something any of us mid-90s college kids would have predicted

"We lived happily during the war," Ilya Kaminsky

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And both men chose to work in the nonprofit sector. One a nurse caring for our veterans. The other in food service at St. Paul Public Schools who knew the food allergies of all the children. People who choose jobs in service of others are built different.

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Mood in minneapolis right now

Come to Black Hart for an ass kicking* *30 second squeeze-hug

This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line. If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.

Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution

one solar flare to take the internet out please

This has to stop! MINIMUM demands at this point: - ICE out of Minnesota now - arrest and charge the shooters, those associated - no more funding for ICE, associated depts - abolish ICE, reallocate funding to real needs - shut down the government to do so, halt tax payments to do so

we're gonna win.

"You don't get promoted to Chief Child Catcher without a little expertise!"

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home. So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.

Brookly Park Police Chief Mark Bruley: one of his officers of color boxed in by ICE during a traffic stop, demanded her papers. She's a citizen, doesn't carry proof of citizenship. "When she became concerned about the rhetoric, she pulled out her phone" to record - "it was knocked out of her hands."

True. Let’s see Mendoza play croquet in a smoking jacket before we anoint him.

A funny little local political angle, this church has been helping lead opposition to the Summit Avenue bike trail, a longtime obsession of local NIMBYs. streets.mn/2025/07/24/s...

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

This dude, indeed, rules. I guess he’s an influencer of some kind, but I feel like so many people are, more or less. out there yelling “shoot me, bitch.” Every single threat and warning from an ICE agent is just met with greater disdain and more people in the street telling them to fuck off.

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

An end to the male loneliness epidemic? Previously aimless and disaffected young men and boys are finding companionship by driving around together to tail the goon squads and warn their neighbors.

Hard not to take it personally when people call animal control every time I go running

I have almost no local Brainerd area followers, but in case one is listening: PROTEST tomorrow, Sat Jan 10 Sign making, Congregational Church starting at 10:00 a.m. PROTEST 12 noon, Watertower

The shooter calls her a "fucking bitch" right after shooting her three times. He shot because he was pissed off, not because he reasonably believed he was in danger. Also, he is filming while handling his weapon at the same time?!? Was he even looking at where he was shooting?

THIS GOES SO HARD. The rad folks at BRLSQ have done it again.

One part of racial segregation missing from modern social science research is dehumanization. For example, Black people were not allowed into car dealerships, lest they touch the new cars. My uncle (colorfully) describes that here: greenbookproject.osu.edu #GreenBookProject #CommunityMap #EconSky

"See No Sin, Hear No Truth, Pray It Away"