Still GAM-pions, just not Cam-pions. #MNUFC

Loons have already secured the MLS GAM-pionship. Today, Coach Cam seeks his first Cam-pionship in Coachella. Stakes could not be higher. #MNUFC

Given the offseason so far and the current state of the roster, 23rd seems fair. Massive concerns at striker and overall depth. And does the midfield have enough to drive/ control games as opposed to doing just enough to survive? And James is such an unknown for many reasons. #MNUFC

Solid depth piece. Just two or three players away … #MNUFC

If you look closely--VERY, VERY, VERY CLOSELY--you can see the phrases "Just two or three players away" and "Goals change games" embedded in the pattern. A true way to honor the past decade. #MNUFC

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Great move by Kubiak to try to get the first down on that play action despite Brady demanding they turtle up and go conservative. Mike Zimmer would’ve never allowed Kubiak to call that play. Zimmer would be choking him out right now.

People still listen to this piece of shit? Then he tried a non-apology filled with religious ad libs.

2 more and we have FIVE HUNDRED businesses shut down for the Minnesota General Strike. bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

Hang the GAMner, #MNUFC

Mendoza and Kirk Cousins are definitely going to have a Bible study while eating the blandest meal imaginable.

Cig-natty. I knew the game could not end without a Beck pick.

Surprised to see IU manage the clock so poorly there. First, let Miami run the clock down before the FG. Then, with decent field position, didn’t try to get aggressive until 10 seconds left. Oh well, now more ads!!

So far while watching Indiana-Miami: 12.5 minutes of football, 273 minutes of ads.

And that’s why. Bizarrely conservative call. I will say I thought the Bears would go for 2.

Surprised Rams didn’t throw. Incomplete pass doesn’t matter. Even if the play didn’t take 7 seconds, the punt would use up the 2 min warning. Running the ball didn’t force a timeout or run any extra time off. If I had Stafford and Nacua, I’m trying to end the game there.

Waiting for the short yardage play in which you give the smallest guy the ball and just toss him like a grenade over the line.

Loons gonna hang one of those tiny, NYCFC fun-sized banners: 2026 MLS GAM-pions! #MNUFC

Your read of the day. So much out there about how ICE is marauding its way through Minneapolis but very little about grass roots resistance. Here I speak to a teacher on the front lines and he breaks down the *numbers* of people involved in resisting ICE. Chills. www.thenation.com/article/acti...

U.S. citizen detained by ICE: “…they finally told me that they could offer undocumented family members of mine legal protection if I have any…or money, in exchange for giving them the names of protest organizers, or undocumented persons. I was shocked, and told them no.”

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It's absolutely insane that there are thousands of parents in Minnesota standing in front of their kids schools who have to worry about getting killed by their own government because they want to protect their kids' classmates, teachers, and fellow parents.

Best part of the seemingly endless Rodgers epilogue by Joe Buck was that the more Buck spoke, the worse the plays became. From a standard incomplete pass, to under-throwing a 4 foot screen, to an atrocious pick, to a non-tackle on the return. Poetry, really.

I know someone who wants Rodgers back—Kenneth Gainwell. He’ll have 175 catches next year. Granted, it’ll only be for 450 yards, but still.

Rodgers reaching the stage where’s he’s just campaigning for a call after every failed play—roughing, pi, deep state wokeness.

If the Loons’ inactivity this offseason is because they are pouring money into the community to help cities under siege, no issue. (Narrator: It is not.) Any other reason? Unacceptable. Still time, I know. Right now, this is a squad hoping to sneak into the 8/9 match. A lot of work to do. #MNUFC

This is a corrupt, politically motivated attack on the Federal Reserve. The strict independence of the Fed has been paramount to the stability of the global economy for over a century, which will collapse if Trump moves to seize control of it.

Probably won’t matter but Pats should’ve gone for 2 to up 17-3. If you don’t get it, 15-3 still requires 2 tds for LA.

No KC. No Philly. So much better for the playoffs. Seattle is thrilled to get this banged up SF instead of the Rams.

Niners should’ve gone for 2 there. Try to make it 6 pt lead since Eagles have already missed 1 extra pt.

That Nazi did not nazi that coming.

They hate Minnesota because we are a people who believe that "we all do better when we all do better." Minnesota is one of the wealthiest, safest, and cleanest states in the country *because* of our openness and generosity. Our quality of life is a direct challenge to their zero-sum worldview.

Assumed this would be the announcement & think Cam Knowles is deserving of a manager position. Wouldn't be surprised if he does an excellent job. I still am an advocate of bringing in a variety of candidates because there are many capable, intelligent voices out there waiting for a chance. #MNUFC

First, this sucks. I knew the Loons should have been called Minnesota Albion United. Loons have a couple good internal candidates. IF Ramsay is gone, I am begging the club to not take the easy, cheap route. Interview several varied candidates, and if an internal candidate ‘wins’—great. #MNUFC

I would’ve tried to gain 5-10 more yards. That was a first guess—not a second guess. I thought it right when Likely caught it. Unless you’re inside 30 yards, if you have time, always try to gain more yards. Even 5. Rookie kicker, outdoors. Teams never learn.

Can’t wait for this manager to critique the media’s fetishization of the Loons’ set pieces. #MNUFC

Gonna be weird when we wake up and learn that Georgia ran 9 more plays 7 hours after the trophy presentation and ended up winning.

We’re getting McDonough voice cracks every 4th play so you know it’s a great game.

When your team relies on Joe Judge for game management, that’s what you get. Ole Miss should be much closer, perhaps winning, but just making too many mistakes.

Roll over, damn Tide!

With Morton as qb, that Tech offense is quite … Behren.

If they just replaced halftime concerts with those dogs that chase down frisbees over 75 yards, not one person would complain. In fact, we would all rejoice.

This would be yet another huge loss IF he leaves. I mean, Ramsay County FC is such a perfect nickname. I spent entire minutes creating it when he was first announced as manager. #MNUFC

If you were going to let them score, why not do it on first down? Just let 45 extra seconds go off the clock. Won’t matter in the end, but it’s still bad management. That usually Cristobal’s corner.

The Independence Bowl had a combined 25 accepted penalties for 224 yards. This game has had 0 penalties. I don’t know what it all means, but it’s just a striking difference. Maybe the refs just hated their accommodations in Shreveport.

Someone make sure Michael Irvin has not chewed off a human head.

Put the quarterfinals on campus. OSU and Miami in Dallas. Oregon and TT play noon eastern in Miami. Indiana hosts Alabama in Pasadena. All that money to travel across country for a qf. I know it’s because cfb has this weird bowl kink they can’t shake, but it’s nonsense.

“Think how much time it would take me to ask people for something when I can just take it. And now imagine how much time it would take for me to get the money to pay them for it. As we know, all sound ideas are built on widespread theft and plagiarism.”

Lod to Chicago. I know that he had just an okay season with Loons, below expectation given the salary. He’d become more of a 60 minute player. But for a team already lacking playmaking, this means even more to add. Still early, but there are several holes on the roster. Big month ahead. #MNUFC

This Vikings game—Loons coded. KOC learning from Ramsay. Completed Passes = Overrated #MNUFC