Twenty minutes ago my late client rushed in and said “sorry I’m late I witnessed a school bus crash” and this is why I never assume things are a delusion off the bat

my crush on him has not ceased since we heard he was having the girlies give him private dances to fleet foxes songs

i am not religious but veggie tales did have some bangers

it's these little moments that get me through my day. like buying a lottery ticket.

Happy Pride! Please read and share this gift link to a column I wrote last year about Thom Higgins, a Minnesotan who coined the term gay pride. He was a real pioneer who should never be forgotten.

The St Anthony Park (St Paul) Arts Festival is this Saturday. Due to scheduling/parenting conflicts, I can’t volunteer this year, but if you like art and fests and being outside in nice places, I strongly recommend it. They need music stage hands, booth sitters, and immigrant artist booth residents.

pretty nice Sunday

I worked with an elderly client in psychosis for many years who told me their doctor was working on helping them “grow their teeth back” and that they’d be the first human to grow a third set of teeth. This news makes me miss them and also makes me smile (with my lame second set of teeth)

Some of y’all should not have the right to name your own baby at this point

I’m standing in Patina. Sweet Disposition is playing on the store radio. I’m sniffing a $30 candle. Everything feels okay.

I love that I married a sober guy. Me buzzed but rested and he tired as hell meet in the middle for some silly Friday nights In the back yard.

Seeking a regularly scheduled cribbage gathering that’s not too serious and open to kinda novice players. Anyone around StP know of anything?

can you guys do the pen thing, I can’t and I’ve been trying since junior high

Once again begging everyone to examine Hennepin Co vs Ramsey Co property tax/overall revenue differences before comparing Minneapolis to Saint Paul 🫠

had to get the @johnmaddening.bsky.social shirt because he is officially my FRIEND as of like two weeks ago and also it is spicy-fun

love the implementation of AI customer service where it now takes 10x the amount of effort and time to reach a human to resolve an issue, or the issue is simply never resolved

I hate that Minnesota gatherings happen at either -0 temps or >85 degree temps lmao everyone just sees me at my worst

Me: I walked here! Everyone I’m with: Yeah we can tell

In Minnesota it’s so taboo to be impolite we literally think impolite actions are illegal (just found out parking in front of a sidewalk connection to the street isn’t even illegal)

Arrow is the GOOD BOY of Ely, visit the Mercantile to give him pets and see his stuffie

thinking about Saji-Ya (last week’s first round order pictured below) again and my bank account is screaming its last dying breath

Now, we are NOT projected to get the precious and needed rain today and tomorrow, but the heat levels maintain at ~85 degrees. I am worried all that will prevail in my lawn will be creeping charlie.

i honestly didn't think this was actually going to happen. wow.

One of the last old restaurant spots in Ely closed and I‘m devastated. Will deeply miss the dogs at Stoney Ridge FKA Shagawa Sam’s.

#NoFilter #Natural

there are some busy boys in these woods

would Turf Club let me bring in my own stool with a backrest

Four-wheel FAFO www.fox6now.com/news/driver-...

Just jumped in her. I went chest deep but Ryan went all the way under!

Vegas being up 2-0 against Colorado in this series

NO!!!!

nobody had gum so I was forced to take a shot of rumps

I love a stomp-clap. I love a dah-dah-dah-dah. I love a whoa-whoa-whoa.

my favorite liquid eyeliner brand is back after years of not being in production and the wings are BACK BAYBAY

excited to see where Stephen Colbert goes next, untethered 💘

the best music happening in the Twin Cities right now at this second is at Turf Club

Autocorrect from Page to Paige made me look like a DUMBASS wow! Wow.

COME TO TURF IMMEDIATELY to see a really great tribute to Beck, Clapton, and Paige. Almost empty in here somehow

the Blizzard

🔥🔥🔥

finally went to The Massage School for a $45 hour student massage and wow, I can’t believe I’ve lived down the street from this service for 5 years and just now tried it. 11/10 will be coming again next week

I would freak tf out honestly

this year‘s cabin cutie, I want to squeeze

*good* rich

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.

archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"

I am proud of our legislature. The girlies are working HARD on those floors.

heres my aggressive laugh face. outreach included a pit stop at the Como Zoo over lunch break (new baby sloth but it’s hidden in the folds of its mother currently), tried to get a pic of me being inappropriate with the Sparky statue to send to my boss but my friend taking the pic broke so I did too

The dog and I both jumped ten feet in the air at that thunder omg

Who is our Twin Cities bluesky weather person now that @serwewx.bsky.social is gone??