It might be Transformers 2. It wasn't unexpectedly-not-bad like the first one, it wasn't so insanely awful as to be slightly entertaining like the following ones, it was just robots and boredom in the same film. I swear there's a scene where they spent a fortnight of my time running across a desert.

Sea lions on a skirt Mules Gilet Jan Leeming

Can't he just get an HeirBnB?

Happy birthday to Bret The Hitman Hart, who is not on bluesky and won't see this. Pretty cool celebrity to share a birthday with though.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

This is almost exactly what happened to me with bananas (although I don't have the same clear memory of exactly when I started hating them). What's going on there?

Ever since I watched the movie Jaws, I’ve been terrified of swimming in the ocean with a canister of compressed air in my mouth.

Fifth most liked post on Bluesky yesterday. No escaping the fucking AI liars.

As a matter of URGENCY, PLEASE could 100,000 of you sign this petition in the next week: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...

You did the monster maths

Some good work being done here by @nichemusicmemes.bsky.social on Insta (h/t: @maggieserota.bsky.social):

I asked the man in the music shop if I could see their littlest oboe and he said “maybe tomorrow”.

Bananas. Evil. Smell bad. Taste bad. Texture bad. Full of spiders.

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine

Predictably awful shit from the current US administration, but also incredibly disappointing that there are any referees willing to continue officiating matches after this. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/08/w...

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

And yet I am still banned from every Aviary in the UK

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Shops that describe themselves as "Your local x." Bitch you don't know where I live.

The lost art of headline writing is not quite dead.

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

Slightly increase a band: They Are Giants

Slightly increase a band: The Same As Jake

I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard

His full name is David Lubega Balemezi. "Lou Bega" is just his little bit of moniker.

I hope whoever wrote this headline (click to see) took the rest of the week off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What hath science wrought?

I'd say more like 15 - 20

Had to go to France for a work conference recently. A bunch of us were going, so a colleague drove and we took the Eurostar. Halfway there my arm started to hurt, and now I'm worried I might have carpool tunnel syndrome.

hey man you can stay at mine if you like but just a heads up, it’s made out of boozy chocolate pudding mi casa, tiramisu casa

Compare the Market has really ruined meercats for me, a friend just sent me a photo of one from the zoo and my immediate thought was "ugh not that cunt"

Joanna Newsom performing "The Book of Right On" on Later with Jools Holland

Moretonhampstead, mostly because it's shortened to M'Hampstead on road signs, and my brain always reads it in the same way it would read m'lady.

He must not be replaced with an otter!

Baseball caps all have that little nubbin on the top.

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

Donkeys are horses who act like they've joined a union.

Do you think you get extra prison points for shanking a member of the royal family?

With the last of the pancake batter, I have created this, a piece I call Witch Glimpsed in Cloud.

So where exactly was Budgie the Little Helicopter flying to?

If you put them under the passenger seat you can claim someone else must have left them there.

HT @brianbutterfield.bsky.social