Christmas at the BBC

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I think I speak for the entire world of outside observers when I say: please please please please please vote for Option B

“Get out of my fucking seat.”

I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

Work life balance not realistic, says chief grinder-of-faces-of-the-working-poor

Love that it's still exploring

Lol wrap the DHT in chicken wire. Make it a job lot and wrap the Appleton towel too. Bonus points if you cover the doors so nobody can get into the wretched buildings

Do Americans just not have meat pies? Weird

Two things are true: 1) throughout human history, bricks have been made in a variety of shapes and sizes, standardisation is a myth, and that’s okay and structurally not a problem 2) this shit, however, is not okay

So apparently the correct response to shopping centre Santa ringing his bell is not to shout "bring out your dead!" No sense of humour, some people...

Knowing your love of a pop culture founding myth, the A-Team opening begins by saying they're wanted for a crime they didn't commit. The crime: robbing the bank of Hanoi The defence: they were ordered to do so by US Command The point: that order is *still illegal*: you cannot rob civilian banks!

I'm gonna have to do Pertwee now as well aren't I… Happy doctor who day…

CRIME

Shepherd's pie in a pint glass. All feedback welcomed.

The cross over we deserve, Hungry Hungry Haruspex #Nerdlings

Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..." https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1

The boys are back in town. They're drawing patterns on the ground in salt. That's good, right?

Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.

gasping for air here oh my god

Why is the head of Google trying to burst the AI bubble? Why give that interview?

Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.

why in the fucking world would you buy your cat a cockroach costume? this is actually terrifying.

People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time

This seems familiar en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Num...

Bit of good news...

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Can you believe everything in the new testament? No. Can you believe that, 2000 years ago, a guy got so utterly pissed off that his pals watched him go away, sit down and make a whip and then start beating the absolute shit out of people? Heck yes, if I wrote a gospel that would be the opening scene

UK government working hard on "You can't please all of the people all of the time, but you can make all of the people unhappy all of the time"

i don’t think i’ve ever related to any post more

Huh. That Frankenstein movie is pretty good then.

I can hear this photograph

Teenagers on WhatsApp have a better sense of "you absolutely don't write this shit down".

there is one (1) pre-modern English cathedral with actual legit foundations and it is St Alban’s in case you’re wondering.

Fortunately the structure is extremely robust.

BBC should go absolutely and totally feral towards Trump. The bastard is going to sue anyway. Print and broadcast everything. Have the 9 o'clock news become "how do you like this impartiality, motherfucker". And now is the time.

Name a more iconic warhammer duo?

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

Good morning Bluesky !

I was bad about taking Pictures this year at #holyhavoc but I did make sure to document the glory of "Khaine Pop Demon Hunters." 1/? #ageofsigmar #warhammer #minipainting #warcry #kruleboyz #tabletop #paintingminis #paintingwarhammer #paintingminiatures […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

Wait, isn't that the guy from Lazy Town?

Dear god it's even uglier in real life

A Map Of Britain After The 2029 Technology Crash, by me and my dad.

the fuck did i just see when i was walking my dog?

[a voice like boiled ham being sucked through a balloon animal]: skibidi toilet, my fellow rizzlers