Are you sure this is an advert for shoes and not for cyborg legs?

A Chinese shoe manufacturer made this video to show how indestructible their shoes are and y'all I'm much too gay for this 🥵

Yvette Cooper a real successful woman in a male-dominated field (sort of just staying there, forever, despite never being demonstrably that good at anything)

we have lived under his weak and ineffective government for too long

Andy Burnham must go

*Literally* this one. bsky.app/profile/smol...

Yeah, fuck it, why not?

However, certain sects of Special Advisors believe that, during the poll tax riots, Thatcher cast off an element of her soul into the warp, the so called Privatisation Child, and if, at the right time, you sacrifice Mark and Carol Thatcher... she will be reborn.

Updated my profile. Again.

Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."

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Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

Where's your Malvinas banner now, ya little slugs.

SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPENED

I tried to unlock my tent with my car keys this morning

Embrace

I watched none of the game and I'm not English or French but if more football games racked up the kind of scores you get in rugby I'd be tempted to start, y'know?

What the hell have I done now? I watched a YouTube video about making fabric cloaks - next thing I'm ripping up wipes, watering down pva, and my "Ogor warhulk" is wearing tight spandex athleisure. The original plan was for a landsknecht look, with puff & slash, so this may work as undergarments

I must not cringe. Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

And not a single one of them is a serious candidate.

This is a wild piece of political trivia from the BBC about Burnham’s wife that I am shocked @popbitch.bsky.social hasn’t clocked yet…

My finest creation: the forklift certified Iron Warrior. And all it took was his legs! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #ironwarriors #modelpainting #warhammer40k #warhammer #spacemarines

Andy Burnham to solve national inequality by disappointing absolutely everyone.

Torment Nexus LLC, the professional's choice.

Hold on this is in @2000ad.bsky.social

Corporate police grunt idle WIP. The basic mook that tests your spacing. #pixelart #gamedev

Oh my god I just noticed that England are playing Argentina in the rugby this Saturday

hey let’s do uk/us food discourse again! i’ll go first: british lettuce *doesn’t* make you shit yourself now, your turn

TACO BELL SHOULD OFFER A BURRITO IN THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF A HUMAN MAN SO YOU CAN GO "CHIMP MODE" ON IT.

Remember Streeting's review into whether young people are being overdiagnosed with ADHD, autism, and mental health issues? Well, the interim report is out, and there's a reason the media are silent on it (spoiler: it proves what a lot of us have been saying all along)

TBH it's the deluge of this sort of insufferable eye-rolling onanistic hyperbole that has the other home nations hoping the team get panelled, nothing to do with nationalism. Immortality? It's a football game, not Highlander mate.

please stop streaming peebles on me

An additional layer of fascination here is that, given the era, there's no way Street, the most despised heel on the circuit, wasn't adhering to kayfabe with his comments about his background, and I don't know whether the journalist and photographer were in on that. Did he hate where he came from?

So, @idlmpodcast.bsky.social this horror seems to be right up your street

Never mind the fitbaw, a friend of mine is at the My Chemical Romance show in London and apparently Gerard Way just dedicated a song to John Blanche

“Verify your age” motherfucker it’s on Wikipedia

To be fair on Connor Murphy, I was brought up in the 1980's where UK Public Service Announcements like this were on frequently

Dispatch #63474 from NROL-82 (UMBRA) 1. Strange Encampment of Banshees

You know that bit in a Dollop podcast, where Dave has just said something and Gareth riffs on it for 10 minutes, then the follow up sentence from Dave is something absolutely horrific? That seems to be all of Bluesky today

I notice recently resigned politicians standing for byelections are doing a lot of talking, and not a lot of actual good for their constituency. I propose a little less conversation, and a little more Clacton.

Careful @cultistofsooty.bsky.social and @xneardark.bsky.social you guys are in step.

The noise I made on reading the final line was frankly Lovecraftian.