Want to impress your boss at your next big meeting? Then watch my handy guide to understanding business terminology #business

Mystery meat? And it’s not even treat day! @brianbutterfield.bsky.social

DID YOU KNOW THE COUNTDOWN THEME HAS LYRICS? #CatsDoesCountdown #JimmyCarr #VowelsAndConsonants

I am on “8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown” tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. Tune in using UHF frequency 471.25 MHz. I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.

🚨BRIME DAY IS NEARLY OVER!🚨 Just a couple of hours left to get 30% off my business book about business There’s No Business Like BUSINESS! So hurry, BRIME IS RUNNING OUT! amzn.eu/d/f4XYK18

🚨BRIME DAY IS FINALLY HERE!! 🚨 Get 30% off the book that Jeff Bezos keeps on his side of the bed at ALL TIMES* So make the most of this BRIME DAY and order now! *it props up one of the legs on his bedside table

Are any of my followers members of the UK Garrison?

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social any relation?

uk comedian portraits 23/50 peter serafinowicz as brian butterfield @brianbutterfield.bsky.social #brianbutterfield #ukcomedy #oilpainting #portraitpainting

Any relation to @brianbutterfield.bsky.social ?

I can announce that I have successfully negotiated our return back into the EU

Saw this live in the Liverpool Philharmonic. A perfect show to watch in the comfort of your own home while eating pizzer.

Go to veeps.com/peterserafin... while stocks last!

BIG announcement coming soon!

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social "Croupier... Lord Mayor's Croupier... Cat In Front Of Lord Mayor's Croupier..."

Kyle Walker at City: 6 Premier League titles 4 EFL Cups 2 FA Cups 2 Families 1 Champions League What a player! #bravo

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social one for treat day?

My son just told me he added a bonus review of @brianbutterfield.bsky.social 'There's No Business like Business!' on his book report homework. Not sure what his teacher will make that 🤷 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Came up on the facebooks memories today. That time @brianbutterfield.bsky.social was undercover on Bargain Hunt

Just saw Moana 2! Loved it! Stand out songs were You’re Welcome, Again and I’m Still Moana #Moana #disney

🚨REMINDER🚨 Calendars go FORWARD by one year at midnight #HNY

A huge round of applause for the unsung heroes of Xmas, our toilets 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 #merryxmas

You know it’s illegal to pull a Xmas cracker before the 25th?

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social - are these approved toppings for the Butterfield Christmas Pizza?

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social glad to see Bon Bon’s bon bons business is seasonally brisk, BB.

🚨WARNING🚨 Milky coffee contains milk

Get Lucky by Daft Punk www.shazam.com/track/105842...

Get down to the Brian Butterfield International Merchandise Store for our Black Friday sales event! 15% off EVERYTHING! Just use the code SHROVETUESDAY sale ends at Midnight December 2nd! Call Now! brianbutterfield.limitedrun.com

After pondering on what to draw for my dad I remembered it’s Christmas time and in the spirit of giving i drew the one and only Christmas man. Id already posted on instagram but blue sky deserves to see this. @brianbutterfield.bsky.social #doodle #festive #brianbutterfeild #ukcomedy

🚨PRODUCT RECALL🚨 “Brian Butterfield’s 49 Meats of Xmas Advent Calendar” is being recalled as regrettably, all the raw, unrefrigerated meats contained expire on 29th November 2024. Also my book “There’s No Business Like Business” is still available to buy here tinyurl.com/485u78zf

To all my new followers “Hello!” and you can also follow me on X (formerly known as Twitter) x.com/MrBButterfield

X (Twitter) Bluesky

Praise for my book! brianbutterfield.limitedrun.com/products/807...

You can divide by multiplying by a negative number! #MathsTip #BusunessHack

3 apps that you NEED to help grow your business: 1. Clock Set alarms, add timers, run a stopwatch, keep track of time around the world 2. Calculator Multiply, add, subtract any numbers instantly (doesn’t divide) 3. Electric Shaver Mimics the sound of an electric shaver (Doesn’t actually shave)

Angela Lansbury swimwear pictures

Full Moon tonight. Beautiful to look but remember to wear moontan lotion to prevent moonburn

If you’ve read my book and liked it* then go to Goodreads (link below) and leave a review! Post them and I’ll follow you back on Facebook, bebo, vine etc REVIEW NOW! *if you didn’t like it then go to Badreads.com and leave a review there www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...

Very proud of this picture I took with my smartphone

Looking for a Xmas gift for a loved one, or a hated one? Introducing the BRIAN BUTTERFIELD BHRISTMAS BUNDLE!! Including A Signed copy of my book A Butterfield Diet Tote Bag A Buttcoin A Xmas Man Card A Butterfield University Certificate All for only £45! Bhristmas Breetings! t.ly/X0rr7

Donald Trump has picked his cabinet #politics #LOLLE

Hey! follow me on X (formerly known as Twitter) x.com/MrBButterfield

So considerate putting a sign up just for Gary Barlow’s son

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social My son pointed out that Father Christmas is effectively on a 365-day version of the Brian Butterfield diet plan, which explains a lot

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I won’t sleep tonight! 👻#halloween

Get down to the Butterfield shop for all your Xmas Man needs! There’s something for everyone*! Including Xmas crackers, hand filled by Xmas cracker artisans and containing jokes written by me! Make it a Butterfield Xmas! *over 8 billion items in stock brianbutterfield.limitedrun.com

The pollution in our rivers is getting worse and worse