Term 1: Drain the swamp! Term 2: Make a swamp!

Spotted in the main patient lifts. It seems the renal teams have resorted to guerilla tactics to avoid an AKI epidemic in the heatwave #medsky

So bloody proud of my husband and everyone else involved for their amazing work for the PinPoint test, using machine learning to triage patients awaiting investigations for cancer. A paper they should be celebrating, fantastic results #medsky #oncsky www.mcpdigitalhealth.org/article/S294...

Filling the fridge before a set of weekend long days #doctorswhocook

First day back from leave and the clinic support worker is off sick, the blood pressure machine has leaked battery crystals everywhere and someone's blocked the only toilet

Well this is lovely

Captain Scott Completes Mostly Successful Expedition to South Pole

“Streeting? Burnham? Who cares? Just get after Farage while he’s vulnerable” says STEWART LEE www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

Just opened my inbox to two wonderful emails and I am dancing around the office 😊 what a nice start to the day!

So now the main difference between obstetrics and paediatrics is which end of the baby goes in the plastic bag first!😂 Fantastic news though, well done to the team at Southmead and beyond! #paedsky #medsky #pedsky

Are we calling it the #Wesignation yet? #UKmedsky

There is the science and art of medicine, and then there's the science and art of interpreting what another doctor might have said to your non-medical family member #medsky

It seems Wes Streeting has resorted to extreme measures to fix resident doctor retention - I've been locked in! 🙃

Attending the Midlands Medical Education Conference at the University of Nottingham today. Gorgeous demonstration of how scrutinised observation changes behaviour in assessments. One of the organisers stands in the corner of the eyeline of a speaker, holding a clipboard and writing notes.

More furious discussion at my anti-natal class last week about the spelling and whether I should even be there, given my views.

Wait, WHAT #medsky

It started hailing just as I finished buying tickets to the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social live London show yesterday...but I * think * that's a "Gods are pleased" omen rather than a "Gods are angry" omen

It's definitely post-nights home time when your consultant asks for a micro opinion at handover, and it takes your brain about ten seconds to stop wondering why they're asking for a really small opinion #medsky

A favourite things is watching a kid get on the DLR in London and run to the front seat, so they can pretend to drive it. It never matters who is sitting there. EVERY adult gets up and concedes that seat. As humans, we recognise and are bound by a sense of joy and wonder. Above everything else.

Completely obsessed with this list of titles that can save/cost you money on your car insurance compared to using "doctor". So many questions. Why are immunologists such bad drivers? Is there a driving test somewhere along the line in O&G training? What on earth is a "dental mechanic?" #medsky

Finally managed to sneak the Movicol in past the sensor

Happy #WorldBookDay to Action Beaver, and the skeleton from "Spooky Poems Aloud"

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

A pet paediatric peeve of mine is how many patient systems are designed with one primary next of kin in mind. To help move towards a society where the domestic load of child healthcare can be equally shared if needed, we need to do better. #medsky #paedsky

Genpaedsimab® #paedsky www.newscientist.com/article/2516...

New publication from the @alderhey.nhs.uk and @liverpooluni.bsky.social Research Ambassador Scheme about how & when teens achieve medication independence. Its a gradual process, and these data will help inform how/when we teach kids about healthcare bpspubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...

Curious about this resiliency phone. Does it work like the ED trauma phone? Assemble the team, ten minutes until HEMS bring in some resiliency in a medvac?

Don't threaten me with a good time

I've been reminded of the existence of the suprachiasmatic nucleus at the lovely #Evelina sleep study day, and I'm going to refer to this in clinic whenever I need to feel a bit more like Mary Poppins

Tickets now on sale for the @rcemevents.bsky.social learning disability, autism & complex needs study day, online May 19th! NEW sessions & speakers! Join us for one of the BEST study days you’ll ever attend! @rcem.ac.uk @rcemlearning.bsky.social #MedSky rcem.ac.uk/virtual-even...

New @mhragovuk.bsky.social statement on paracetamol in pregnancy tl;dr version - if you need pain relief, you can use this as indicated on the patient info sheet/advice from Dr. No evidence of risks from it in pregnancy, but definite risks from untreated pain and fever www.gov.uk/government/n...

This sounds very cool, but I do enjoy how the article has been illustrated with a life threatening paper cut

@ryannorth.ca "It's fictional, like me" says Wales cheerfully. "Completely made up."

I've made QR codes for XBox, PlayStation and Nintendo Switch parental control instructions to offer in clinic. Teenage me is disgusted at the monster I became.

Ever applied to UK Core Surgical Training? I'd love to discuss it with you for my PhD. I've analysed all applications ever(!) & now it's time to speak to real people! All help gratefully received. Please RT! Register interest here: forms.cloud.microsoft/e/yj89m1HBJz

A moment, please, for the brave reception teacher who is about to wade through a week of thirty four year olds yelling SIX-SEVEN!! a million times a day

Me at home: I'm glad I shelled out for these tea leaves picked within 3 minutes of sunrise, I can really taste the difference Me on nights: The water boiler's broken, but if I eat a spoon of instant granules and then drink water straight after it's basically a cold brew, right?

When your family hear the Boxing Day chips are ready

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night x

Please note: FY1s/interns cannot sign for chemotherapeutics, immunologics, and Weapons of Mass Destruction #medsky

The Down Syndrome Medical Interest Group no longer has a Twitter/X account, but we have moved to Bluesky ❤️ Could any lovely #paedsky #paediatrics folks give it some love? #paedsky #pediatrics It's @dsmig.bsky.social Also @rcpch.bsky.social - give it a follow 😁

Meanwhile in the doctors' mess, which of the available options is preferable for washing up a dirty cup? 1️⃣ Hand soap 2️⃣ Shower gel 📊 Show results

We've got a day out in West Birmingham with a few hours to spare in the middle, and that of course means only one thing youtu.be/79Q2zzdpr34?...

The two child limit has been scrapped! We’re delighted to see the Chancellor remove this policy which has kept thousands of children in poverty – harming their health and wellbeing. Read our full response to the Autumn Budget: www.rcpch.ac.uk/news-events/...

Given how long it is since Scrubs first aired, I assume Season 10 is just JD and Turk in hospital management meetings talking about how they're going to make the winter pressures budget stretch even further this year?

I just got bankrupted in Monopoly, and to add insult to injury, the eldest said "I guess this is what it feels like to be an eccentric billionaire!" while counting out the winnings

Oh look. There really are "no go areas" in England. And they're marked by St George's flags www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Waking up to the sound of gunpowder exploding and car alarms going off when your #TeamNightshift brain hasn't really clocked that it's November 5th