'we are thrilled and proud to announce we have created marvin the paranoid android from douglas adam's famous novel, "don't create marvin, the paranoid android"'

I know I keep posting about it, but every Winter Olympics is a reminder of just how great Ice Hockey is

@apiln.bsky.social - important developments in the world of potholes www.bucksherald.co.uk/news/politic...

This was a majestic moment, well worth seeking out. As others in the comments have also pointed out, one's mind immediately went to the Herzogian deranged penguin.

"Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit, next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow" youtu.be/JJGW5-VZTOQ?...

Watching Winter Olympics. Need to page @actualnames.bsky.social again en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_For...

Excellent listen is this

Shrive, Shraugh, Shrove ✌️✨💖

All rise for the national anthem

Tradition #pancakeday

It is good that after Valentine's Day (the day of love) we celebrate the other great emotion soon after: pancake

Curling will continue until morale improves.

Assuming @actualnames.bsky.social are familiar with this lad

Monday radio 6-7pm bleeps and/or bloops ⚡️ LIVE: cutterschoiceradio.com ARCHIVE: www.mixcloud.com/doubledotdash/ @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social

Once more with feeling

What I'm wearing to the Blueskies Valentine's Ball

Update: Canada in Olympic Ice Hockey on telly. All rise for the Canadian national anthem youtu.be/O6jwyMiilgE?...

Average laptop noise set:

Olympic Ice Hockey on telly. Nice.

Laibach Laibaching in the way only Laibach can. Ja! youtu.be/erR5PSfKo7w?...

Going to need a fact check on that one Kemi

James' Two Tribes is monumental, but it's not a patch on www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC7W...

These days if you spin a Jenny you get arrested and thrown in jail

Once more with feeling

Post a banger that's not in English.

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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Bloody sod you if you're not supporting Stuff on iplayers

Stop saying ‘Fuck Ice’ 👇

See the weather's still doing its thing

Did someone say beveragino?

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

We mustn't get so focused on mandy & Andy that we let the WHOLE LOT OF OTHER DANGERS who are either British or have their grubby fingers in our infrastructure off the hook. That means the beardy bad cola merchant too.

What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?

GOOD NEWS! Starmer has uncovered the one Bad Dude in politics! It's Peter Mandelson! And now he's all taken care of it's back to the business of being good and normal and just stfu and enjoy things being as good as they can possibly be!

Time once more to bring out the two Xmas temp at John Lewis in 1998 encounters: 1) Sold Jay Kay off of out of Jamiroquai £200 of paisley curtains. He sneezed on me. 2) Sold Nigel Winterburn a Vileda Supermop. He did not sneeze on me.

Fall Out, the final episode of The Prisoner, aired in most ITV regions during February 1968. With the series cancelled, writer and director Patrick McGoohan was under pressure to pen a concluding episode that would tie up all the loose ends. Instead ...

Last Weeks Minutes From The Meeting Of The Secret Society Of Your Friends Who Actually Hate You - Drowningman

One of the things bothering me about how people are responding to the Epstein files is that there are tons of conspiracies being created and spread about what’s in them, rather than people just believing the victims like they could have been doing for years now

really can't get over how everything bad politically seems to have been orchestrated by some paedophile and his weirdo rich mates yet we're all still going to pretend they are legitimate viewpoints and not just some bollocks they conjured up to make people angry on purpose

apropos of nothing in particular, @lilashapiro.bsky.social gave us a tremendous piece of journalism last year, and it's always a great time to revisit it and thank her for the work she did in bringing these stories to light.

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

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Hey governments (plural) that hold yourselves up to be democratic paragons of freedom and justice. How about arresting some high profile nonces and nonce adjacent fraudsters?