Can this please be the beginning of the end we have all had enough

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Here is the first poster we will be looking at in detail, at PantoSplaining!

No more noble British tradition than resigning over some nonsense everyone is only pretending to be angry about rather than all of the actually bad things you've done.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it. (Had to be @spraypopmusic.com )

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

...and that little boy grew up to be

I haven't seen New York this happy since the Ghostbusters defeated Gozer.

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

ALF becomes an industrial musician and joins Front 242 in an all-new ALFsplaining this week. Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

The John Lewis Xmas ad drops tomorrow and it's Atmosphere by Russ Abbot! youtu.be/vpYMXjVzC04?... @lancashirehotpots.bsky.social @spraypopmusic.com

Let us never forget Kevin Eldon’s George Martin bit on Big Train. youtu.be/yIA_NVFnXZ8?...

They literally ruin everything they touch

Season's greetings!

Surprise HC6 single. It's HC6, it's cracking. Involve it in your own life asap.

Make sure you check your kid's Trick or Treat chocolate tonight. Last Halloween my son bit into a mini Mars bar and found a John Virgo ‘Gotcha' from Noel's House Party inside

Season's greetings!

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time

I've just found my new Doctor

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

🚨 NEW NEW NEW 🚨 In an all new ALFsplaining - ALF hosts the Tonight Show! And it's not a dream sequence! Find out why and how with guest ALFsplainer Charlie Mason (TV writer, Eurovision winner and Actual American). linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

“Health Secretary Wes Streeting tells Sky News “there is a growing sense of despair in this country””

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What's it like inside your head?

Much like Hillsborough, you have to marvel at how Britain as a system is so utterly impervious to accountability: decades of orchestrated bullshit, legal shenanigans and institutional roadblocks, and then one final great rasping fart of “maybe it was elves that did it, and fuck you”.

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I have been coming back to this throughout today and still can't get over the conical Mr T

This immediately gave me the urge to revisit the @franticplanet.bsky.social video about the last ever Byker Grove episode. Don't think Hollyoaks can top that, even with the £20 slowly crashing Cessna youtu.be/IgWgFKbFWuI?...

With fascism on the rise, venerating a polite decent debate club culture is actually useful to the fascists, being polite with fascists just normalises them. Call em racists, call em fascists, call em wankers and dont pretend they have a point

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

Obviously

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

In an all-new ALFsplaining, just in time for your morning commute: 📺 ALF ruins breakfast 📺 ALF and Willie reach a peace accord 📺 Trevor goes bonkers with a baseball bat 📺 The Tanners get a moose Find out how we're going to explain this at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining, or spotify.link/Jbv7mAgZBXb

can't believe connecting the worlds most used online services to one single company has resulted in an outrage that has switched off the world's most used online services. truly shocked this could happen

Nice birthday treat to see who Naughty Old Tel had on the actual day I were born. Think it means my zodiac sign is Larry Grayson

This is an excellent book. About quarter of the way through meself and already have learnt a ton of new pop facts