can anyone else just not be arsed at all with the inner machinations of the labour party? “but morgan mcsweeney is -“ brother I don’t give a single fuck they’re shit under starmer and will continue to be shit until the heat death of the universe

People are probably calling Labour racist because Labour keep being racist. If they want to stop being called racist they should stop doing racist things.

Look, maybe as a German person I am being overly sensitive here, but in the nicest possible way: what the fuck lads?!

Big Breaking Bad #twoshowsinone

Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson. That's it. That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.

Wish tonight's Children in Need was more like the old ones? Your luck's come in, pal!

Cinderella narrated by David Frost with Beryl Reid, Babs Windsor, Una Stubbs and Nicky Henson? Yes please!

As the proud owner of two medium Spray t-shirts in the colour known as blue, I can speak from experience that these are an excellent investment

Can this please be the beginning of the end we have all had enough

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Here is the first poster we will be looking at in detail, at PantoSplaining!

No more noble British tradition than resigning over some nonsense everyone is only pretending to be angry about rather than all of the actually bad things you've done.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it. (Had to be @spraypopmusic.com )

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

...and that little boy grew up to be

I haven't seen New York this happy since the Ghostbusters defeated Gozer.

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

ALF becomes an industrial musician and joins Front 242 in an all-new ALFsplaining this week. Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

The John Lewis Xmas ad drops tomorrow and it's Atmosphere by Russ Abbot! youtu.be/vpYMXjVzC04?... @lancashirehotpots.bsky.social @spraypopmusic.com

Let us never forget Kevin Eldon’s George Martin bit on Big Train. youtu.be/yIA_NVFnXZ8?...

They literally ruin everything they touch

Season's greetings!

Surprise HC6 single. It's HC6, it's cracking. Involve it in your own life asap.

Make sure you check your kid's Trick or Treat chocolate tonight. Last Halloween my son bit into a mini Mars bar and found a John Virgo ‘Gotcha' from Noel's House Party inside

Season's greetings!

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time

I've just found my new Doctor

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

🚨 NEW NEW NEW 🚨 In an all new ALFsplaining - ALF hosts the Tonight Show! And it's not a dream sequence! Find out why and how with guest ALFsplainer Charlie Mason (TV writer, Eurovision winner and Actual American). linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

“Health Secretary Wes Streeting tells Sky News “there is a growing sense of despair in this country””

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What's it like inside your head?

Much like Hillsborough, you have to marvel at how Britain as a system is so utterly impervious to accountability: decades of orchestrated bullshit, legal shenanigans and institutional roadblocks, and then one final great rasping fart of “maybe it was elves that did it, and fuck you”.

Commodore Amiga CD32

I have been coming back to this throughout today and still can't get over the conical Mr T