She was insecure, like a Parisian museum situated next to a ladder store

Woke Wooderson

An animal sanctuary in the Okanagan had avian flu detected in some of their birds. In contrast to Universal Ostrich they complied with the CFIA rules, culling some of their animals and quarantining the rest. Today they have learned their flock of peacocks will not have to be culled

This week has offered many stark insights: 1. The US is by far the most corrupt Western country. 2. Trump's administration works for its own enrichment with Russia, sacrificing Ukraine (WSJ below). 3. The US must play no role on Ukraine-Russia issues. /1 www.wsj.com/world/russia...

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There was a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and the first episode had a guy who literally broke his penis and the first thing he says is “I’m in a Rockabilly band” and as soon as he said that I was like well yes of course

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia

This is probably one of, if not the greatest thing I'll ever write in my life. I'm also extremely proud of the photoshop.

when i go out to eat and the restaurant starts getting in the weeds it still stresses me out so bad on those poor bastards’ behalf man i’m still so codependent with the restaurant industry

he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes

the New Yorker: önänïsm

Baltimore pals: Tell me who sells good amaretti cookies. Like not the crusty-ass packaged hard ones. The fresh ones that are a little bit soft and taste like my grandfather's house.

I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.

If anyone needs an investigative hack for oppo research/comms ideas, i do pro bono. If you're thinking about trying journalism, happy to play uncle/champion. (Esp. if you don't look like me.) Signal in bio

he should start a podcast with manziel and revive the Jerky Boys conceit

[Enter Dogberry and his compartner Verges with the Watch.]

ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir? INTERVIEWER: *inaudible* WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.

i shoveled snow for the first time in decades today. it's incredibly stupid, just like i remembered

In fairness, nancy sinatra got a lot of bodies on her, a lot, she's like the brother mouzone of nepo babies

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally

the exhibit that helps any defendant beat a white genocide rap

If you give these guys a button to shoot pain at someone they can’t resist waving it all around. It’s like giving a child a nerf gun and not expecting to catch one in the eye

Okay my Arcadia story. I was living in NYC when Arcadia opened at Lincoln Center, and I saw it live more than once (including in previews, when Stoppard was there). But the story is -

Wait so there are Peter Thiel-backed landlocked seasteading libertarian cities that the current Honduras govt wants to get rid of that Roger Stone has been advocating for that JOH also supports? And Stone has also been advocating for JOH 's pardon? www.nytimes.com/2024/08/28/m...

Well this thread is horrifying and infuriating—these fuckwads can't even do volcano lairs right

Anyway, please look at South Africa's sick ice hockey sweater hockey-worldwide.com/2024/07/03/p...

The diehards are starting to decide after much prayerful consideration with their beautiful brides that being in the minority next year sounds like a shit sandwich.

You guys, my Christmas cactus flowered for the first time ever!!!! (Not a euphemism)

"I am an American, Chicago born."

The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time." Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...

Greg Bovino calls NANCY SINATRA "a main cause of violence"

In fairness, nancy sinatra got a lot of bodies on her, a lot, she's like the brother mouzone of nepo babies

The first Elf with a custom-painted IROC

I wish all International Organizations Attempting to Arrest Pete Hegseth for Murder a very He Was Killed While Attempting Escape.

ICE garage blockaded in lower Manhattan with dozens of agents stuck inside as more and more New Yorkers gather. NYPD observed staging on Canal & Broadway, expected come over for crowd control.

When I see a mutual reply-guying to the same post as me

Played the OG “Sparkle” for the fam last night, complete with my Upward Bound talent show rendition from 96. Some people truly don’t appreciate how blessed they are. 🤦🏾‍♀️

My new Intercept piece on the NYPD’s targeting of MLK is up today, with never-before-published police surveillance photos of King.

"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"

They’re cute when they’re little, but you put out elf poison for a reason. Ruins your property value worse than cat piss.

my uic degree has never been more valuable and football team still undefeated so flame on or whatever m.youtube.com/watch?v=DRo0...

“now the jingle hop, has begun”

h/t @adamwren.bsky.social Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture