Thoughts on the Taylor Swift album are: wish some of these tracks got a better artist. I think if Taylor changed the cadence and metering of her lyrics it would physically cause her harm. These lyrics are so so ass. The production on her voice is ass.

I wanted to see if this was real and found Cosmo lying

was out walking and accidentally bumped a guy who was carrying a bunch of heavy looking shopping bags so i was like augh sorry man and he said ‘never apologize for being a beautiful woman on the go’ which tbh is the sort of energy way more of you should be bringing to our interactions on here

I noticed that they were trotting JD out a lot for all this shut down stuff.

I got a new phone which basically means I spent $800 for a thing I'll be glued to for the next 3-4 years

Looks like we're gonna call anyone a terrorist now. The RNC must have learned something from Netanyahu.

Lady at work won't stop posting about fourth wing in the main group chat. Everyone's taking a stupid dragon quiz. I'm barely refraining from exhibiting my full hater potential

A smaller artist that i listen to just released a new song that is straight up just identical to the House m.d. theme song??

say it with me everyone "pedocon theory is a theory in the same way as gravity"

baby cigs

pls help me, it’s my son, he’s so sick. he shreds. he absolutely fuckin rips.

Zardoz is fucking CRAZY dude I thought it was just Sean Connery running around in barely any clothing and then it was suddenly David Lynch

Hi! I borrowed $300m from the worst people in the world to buy your favourite thing! Now your favourite thing owes me $300m and sadly it looks like it can’t pay me back so I’ve taken it out back and shot it. Anyways, just wanted to ask… what’s your *second* favourite thing?

Holy SHIT. Fucking scathing

Thinking about the detective from High to Low (horny)

i saw a tiktok about how blasting cigs in childhood is a sign of AuDHD and i can't stop thinking about it

First time being a terrorist, kinda nervous

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

One of my favorite activities is my partner showing me what we would categorize as a "boy movie" and then showing him the AO3 search results and top ships for said movie.

So considering he reposted that AI medbed thing last night there's a nonzero chance his own advisors have been showing him AI Fox News clips in the oval office and he thinks they're real

If you wrote a book that had a social media website called "truth social" where everyone only posted lies youd get called a hack. But Phillip K. Dick would do it and it'd be hilarious.

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Why won't they put a pregnant woman in fortnite

The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.

The best endorsement of Kat Abughazaleh is that so called moderates just absolutely refuse to be normal about her appearance

Can't decide if we need more good podcasters to cancel out the bad podcasters or if we just need to destroy every computer in the world

straight male lonelies, i don’t know what to tell you

Were reaching "what is Chris Rock had been Betty White?", levels of revising events

Oh god trying to look for inspiration references for weddings in our AI racked hellscape is a fucking nightmare.

Oh god trying to look for inspiration references for weddings in our AI racked hellscape is a fucking nightmare.

Im getting the vibes of like, the way suicide was treated in Heathers (1988). Like its a joke in that movie, its "one of the most important choices a teenager can make" and now we have that but with political assassinations. The thing is satire isn't really funny when its irl.

Ok, we “saved” Jimmy Kimmel. Now can we bring that same energy to migrants, trans people, BIPOC and women? Or are we just reserving that for rich white guys?

LMAO. They literally fired everyone at the FBI whos good at coverups

Can't believe that Kimmel is being so correct lately

discover tab strikes again

Kinda fascinated with how quickly and how much vocabulary has developed around talking about AI. "Slop", "clanker", just waiting for one to describe the yellowing of images

more friends should visit ME in this strange new england town that drives you crazy with isolation! ME!!!!

LMAO

Welcome, everyone, to the 5th great awakening, somehow even fucking stupider than all the ones before

What getting raptured taught me about B2B sales

We're gonna wake up tomorrow to a photo of a fancy suit and some colored glasses on the street in LA. Turns out the rapture happened but only to Paul F. Tompkins

dudes rock

Signaling @dieworkwear.bsky.social bc look at the absolute state of these suits

Fr the people who would hypothetically get raptured are the same people who have been expecting a rapture and have used it as an excuse to not care about the future of the world. Imagine if earth was only populated by people who thought there was a future coming and that we should be working towards

He is risen.

okay

What the fuckass light through yonder window breaks bro