do you guys wanna see a dead body dot jpeg, but the body is an elite 20 post roast of Rob Schneider

Can we normalize rotating?

oh god we CANT let a dude like this leave

learning about a new community

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

big challenges appreciation post

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I cant believe how many details Ellis shoved into 3 panels

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

Long time unc first time chopped

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Last night, I had a visit from the ghost of Regular Future, he said I should expect a gritty streaming series based on Popeye. Didn't even show me a vision, just said it and left.

My fiances family does a secret Santa every year with a website that let's you make a wishlist and sends it to your secret Santa, and this is a dream, its so easy and wonderful. Except for the part where my mother in law, obsessed with gift giving, refuses to make a wishlist

where i create from

Stood my ground against Santa last night. He’s dead.

Alright guys, our boss, the president of the united statez, is currently getting a lot of heat for being a pedophile (which we all know he is) how do we handle this situation? Right now is just brainstorming theres no bad ideas

Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.

get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny

beer mom

Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.

You guys, I can only handle so many videos of the worst people alive getting the snot beat out of them. Slow down

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

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This is what it’s like to be friends with me

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

I honestly still can’t believe they did this it’s just photos on a desk! it’s not even in the same league as his fucking birthday note! removing it after the fact is the biggest possible “we are covering shit up” signal they could possibly send, couldn’t look guiltier if they tried

So they're just....really stupid huh? Like I am shocked at this level of stupidity, I didn't think it was possible

bring back the lemonade and disconnect the robot that kills you

Send this to Kavenagh by mail every single day

Millenial conservatives: get owned in the market place of ideas, librul Gen z conservatives: we should do the holocaust but more

I think if I did the math for how often I've flown, 90% of my flights have been out of terminal C, no matter what the airport

Jesus christ

I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies

They're calling it Toyota Carolla Madness

Trying to be cute with my fiance by saying that he's my home but he's very confused and keeps thinking I'm changing the holiday logistics

girl named chili but its prpnpunced Kylee

listening to an ai generated podcast where it's exactly the same as joe rogan but he's chinese

(quietly steaming while my daughter watches Paw Patrol) I could fix this show so easy

Allow me to be a supreme level hater for 5 minutes but the airport should not be selling Alchemized. Its a travesty that that shit is even published i shouldn't have to see it while traveling

just saw a tiktok of a juggler referring to non jugglers as civilians

i feel gods joy when im driving drunk

Gangs of New York (2002)

there's fuckass beauty all around us

Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen