Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍

this is the worst “you’ll be visited by three ghosts”

it is frankly exhausting to know that a better world is possible

He really was a bad pedophile.

When you see someone so vastly more attractive, intelligent, abled, loved struggling and failing to deal with the same things you are. That feeling of defeat, of “what fucking chance do *I* have, then?” Is impossible to put to words.

sir can I help you?

my friends and i did a HEAR ME OUT BRACKET, we all got to submit some, randomized seeds, in the end we landed on 1. Legs (Toy Story) 2. The Last Unicorn 3. Glados 4. Fifi (Beauty and the Beast)

I’ve deeply hated Elon Musk ever since the cave diver incident and this is very validating

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

Every time the Democrats prove the left is wrong about them the future looks brighter, so I encourage them to get started!

i really do not think the canadian right are ready for a world where the american right cumulatively radicalize themself off a cliff and break american society in the process or what effects observing that will have up here

dudes rock

Carney + 40 in Quebec lmao

This is Nathan Wolfe. Nathan is a virus hunter. Nathan has a bit of a reputation. Through the years, I've told multiple journalists stories I've heard, like "Nathan thanks Jeffrey Epstein in his book." Somehow no one ever wrote anything up. Want to see what Nathan was up to in today's Epstein files?

No. NO. Absolutely not. OBLIGATE CARNIVORE BE GONE CHAOS GOBLIN

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

As part of the Manhattan Project National Park… …the National Park Service, through the org “America’s National Parks,” sells *adorable* Civil Defense icon Bert the Turtle plushies. shop.americasnationalparks.org/products/ber...?

wild that a trade publication is going this hard with language that surely had to be approved by counsel

Several tech YouTubers I follow have gotten more publicly political over the years because you cannot advocate for the pragmatic without, on some level, getting political.

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

Friday night let's go

Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.

workin, streamin, animatin, dyin, come watchin if you wantin www.twitch.tv/jocat

Icon, legend, moment. The eyeliner alone.

We don't have to live like this

guilting you into watching me knit

*remembers how controversial it was when we did this on my college campus post 9/11* oh fuck, I’m protest dads.

Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

huh so it looks like every tech billionaire is a pedophile? i mean we already guessed, but it's nice having confirmation time to forcibly expropriate all of their wealth and assets

every Epstein email is like GHISLAINE: we can arrange for private "dancing lessons". our young new tutor knows all the moves "the kids" are doing these days 😉 ELON: You aren't understanding. When I arrive I want to fuck an underage child. I want to do it illegally. — Elon Musk, business pedophile

Beyond honored to share a birthday with such a brave man.

i know the news is full of fascism and pedophilia so this week i just. dissociated about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches a lot. you can join me in the nutsphere

The government realised that no amount of police persecution would break the determination of the working masses once they had become conscious of their interests and united for a struggle.

My time to shine: newts have sex by the male laying down spermatophores and then waving his tail and head butting the female until she sits on one and takes it into her cloaca.

GREAT DAY TO NOT POUND

The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

GOOD NEWS! For the FIRST time ever, researchers have developed a targeted combination therapy that has successfully AND completely ELIMINATED KRAS-driven pancreatic tumors in experimental models. Tumors regressed COMPLETELY with NO recurrence OR major side effects. Let’s talk about that!

Me every morning in this fucking country

popular science book 2004: Understanding Time’s Helix: The Wushu Masters of Quantum Gravity popular science book 2026: All Humans Will Be Dead Within 100 Years

check her out she’s incredible

if you’re feeling like shit and need to keep going, I have an extremely important reason for you: I need you to outlive Schumer with me because his future gravesite is BEGGING to become an all genders bathroom and I can’t possibly piss enough all by myself

I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose

For eyes, yes. For elsewhere, @dankaszeta.bsky.social — another legit expert says just water, or mildly akaline water. Per Kaszeta, The US army recommends a 6% baking soda solution. That is about 5 tablespoons of baking soda per quart of water.

boromir's death scene is so fucking good dude