What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow

This entire administration exists solely to kill and torture brown and black people and to protect and promote the Epstein Class. That's the entire job of this Federal government. Why should we fund this

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

ten minutes into first watching of Green Room and I love this scrappy little punk crew. Hope their gig goes ok

I once told my mom we were going to a Jamaican restaurant here in town. she goes, "maybe the bobsled team will be there! haha!" and I rolled my eyes at her, don't say that mom, etc Anyway that olympics' jamaican bobsled team was literally there, at the restaurant. doing an event. they were nice

An explosive sex scandal has rocked the “trad” online right. I break it all down in my latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com. www.thebulwark.com/p/shocking-s...

good morning, never die on this hill

What we loved about Dan McQuade:

these attorneys should all be ID’d too

👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What? x.com/sethharpesq/...

“I imagine if this was a homeless shelter or a mental health center, you would find a way to stop it. You would pull out all the stops." www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...

One of the small things our wonderful allies the angry msnbc boomers could do is each pick one of the Epstein guys and take him out permanently

Dude you looked stunning in our 1 on 1 today.

NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons. We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team. Read more:

this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day

re last repost: gotta say that as jaded as I am, even I never expected “actually Epstein is laughing from heaven” from the race science guys

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Sorry babe that sounds crazy but I’m slammed hopefully everything’s good www.thedailybeast.com/cbs-news-sta...

the conservative columnist at my school paper changed his name because if you googled him it was just people talking about how much they fucking hated that guy. it would be funny if that happened to these guys too. but not the funniest thing that could happen

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

it’s funny people get really into fishing when almost all fish kind of sucks

He is bragging about it on the other site

In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.

These people sure loved sending each other emails!

I have a few too many beers and writhe in bed the next day anxious I said something dumb. meanwhile Epstein’s hundreds of recently revealed pervert friends are completely shameless

And Peter Attia MD telling Epstein the biggest problem with being his friend is he can’t tell anyone about the life he lives. Nice.

I wonder if the New York Times will go after any of the prominent academics in the Epstein files for being rapists as hard as they went after Claudine Gay for being kind of sloppy with citations in her graduate thesis. If not, why not?

The Biden DOJ just sat on all this??

new CBS contributor Peter Attia

Epstein also gave starter funding to J.F. Gariepy.

does ANYONE have the very old Twitter post where Meghan mccain’s now-husband called her gross

Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍

Q: does your $12 toothpaste have different active ingredients than the $2 toothpaste? A: no BUT the box it comes in has cool holographic foils all over it in a neat design. The foils indicate clean and fresh. 😃

popular science book 2004: Understanding Time’s Helix: The Wushu Masters of Quantum Gravity popular science book 2026: All Humans Will Be Dead Within 100 Years

I love to sue an executive agency that I control and then direct that agency to settle my lawsuit on favorable terms for me.

Donald Trump (private citizen) has sued Donald Trump (President) for $1 trillion. A Trump administration spokesman said that they intend to defend the suit vigorously but that they are hopeful a resolution beneficial to “Donald Trump” (unclear) can be reached

more arguing about Stancil online today. My only opinion is that, like mine, his hate is pure, and for that reason alone I trust him jacobin.com/2013/09/alex...

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

this guys mom had a pussy like a soft serve machine

wrote a note to myself two days ago that was just a 7 letter acronym that I swore I would easily remember but have no Idea wtf I meant now - “SLIFOAW”

We can't surrender. And I don't mean that in a rah-rah, go team Captain America speech sort of way. I mean we literally can't surrender because there is no negotiated outcome which they find favorable to breaking more and more and more. There is no zone of possible agreement.

the american right wing is like the MLB. there’s about 855 players, there’s about 20 big stars, and they even have an internal eugenics program but instead of choosing for baseball traits they are choosing for psychotic idiot traits

Yes - until you see it firsthand, it’s hard to understand how upsetting and enraging it is to see these guys operate in your community. They are dressed for war, they beat civilians up, they openly antagonize neighbors, they’re masked, they carry people away. Everyone is livid at every scene.