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As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

This man is one of the campaign’s super volunteers, the nicest dude you’ll ever meet, wildly dependable, and apparently capable of taking the coolest photo of 2025.

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Attn @wyattprivilege.bsky.social

sick of living in the Stupid Bitch Extended Multiverse

it is kind of funny that the NYPD flew to Texas, knocked on this guy's door, arrested him and flew him to New York

look at this fucking shit. really look at it. as liberals, who even are we anymore? pathetic

The address to target is: Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution 500 S. Buena Vista St. Burbank, CA 91521-3515

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

This is really good: bidoun.org/articles/hou...

“Hey why don’t you invest billions of dollars in a factory here, and every four years we’ll flip a coin and maybe a posse of mouthbreathing thugs will throw hoods over your employees’ heads and fly them to a foreign prison”

not trying to discount the world’s many bigger problems but we need to get to the bottom of why chewing gum costs the same per ounce as smoked salmon

honestly sus as a warlock to charm, enchant, or ensorcell another man

The political juggernaut that Democrats cower in fear of

I’m not a prude but it’s still wild you can buy a vibrating prostate massager - says it right there in big letters on the box! - at Target

Do not assume that everything they set out to do is inevitable. They have been successfully fought on multiple fronts, from courtroom wins that have actually stuck to city and state governments that haven't backed down, to activists in the streets organizing against their violence.

Just learned from the news that a person was intentionally harmed the other day. As the sun warms me on this peaceful afternoon my thoughts are with victims everywhere. One day we will eliminate violence.

hey sorry for putting this on your feed but @jay.bsky.team won't explain why this is still up despite violating Bluesky TOS. I also havent gotten any email from the multiple reports I've filed on it. Could you guys report it also and tell me if you at least get an email? bsky.app/profile/nypo...

Here is a free million dollar idea for all ISPs: text your customers when there is an outage affecting their home or business, and also when it is repaired. It would engender good will and patience and - AND! - save you the cost of hundreds of calls and chats. You dumb motherfuckers.

trying to speedrun 100% inner peace / mindfulness / acceptance (glitchless) in four weeks

Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!

So I guess this doesn’t work huh

ignoring the Kirk thing I absolutely cannot believe they love and will kill or die for this queeny old fart who gushes endlessly about “magnificent ballrooms”

the absolute most important thing you can teach your children is “turn off the water line to the toilet at the first sign of trouble”

remembering calmly how neither Obama or Biden made any effort to get rid of literal satanic cult nazis in DoD 👍

So far this woman (she’s very nice btw) was cooking

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lmao wonderful

incredible

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

ok folks use this wisely

Yesterday I realized two songs’ lyrics matched up perfectly and either could be sung to the tune of the other and then I had to stop for groceries before I could write it down and I lost it like Sean Connery in medicine man

remember when near five hundred people got shot in vegas and the FBI concluded that it was weird for sure but probably nothing to worry about

Teeny nibble of cheese from the block: 100 grams, 400 calories That same amount of cheese but shredded: 9 grams, 36 cal

they either agree with him or are terrified of retribution from people in power who agreed with him. personally i am strutting around like its payday

shoutout to @peezytx.bsky.social for putting me onto this yesterday lmfao

“The unexamined life is not worth living” is cope for neurotics

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

worth it to note (I think) that the absurd weeping reactions to the shooting are in part because the method was very dramatic in front of a big crowd and caught on multiple cameras. and like the gushing blood. if it happened at his house away from cameras we would have fewer performative wailings

Kash Patel vowing to find the Kirk shooter no matter how many casinos, strip clubs, and UFC fights he has to personally canvas this week

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

be very careful about what you post online

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia