Hugh Jask
@reba.bsky.social
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my name is reba i am 52 years young from grand rapids michigan
appointment at 1 pm so I have to get in place and sit perfectly still for the next 45 minutes
about 14 hours ago
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Sá’Şá—©á—·S
4 days ago
Grogu burst in the microwave.
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weird twitter era army guy name
3 days ago
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maybe they don’t work for everyone but if you are middle aged and still drink now and then, zbiotics are the greatest invention of the last 3000 years
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liatp (laughing irl at the post) <- just invented this. feel free to use it
5 days ago
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I have read the second page maybe twelve separate times today and every time I still laugh irl
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beany tuesday
12 months ago
“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason
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kat
9 days ago
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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Possum Acquainter
8 days ago
@reba.bsky.social
how is this not part of your extended circa-2018-era bit
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I have tried unsuccessfully for years to teach the children the game “I kick the ball to you, then you kick it to me, and repeat.” But they are compelled by some terrible force to add hundreds of rules to the game that make them both hate it
9 days ago
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beany tuesday
3 months ago
what the hell did I just read
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beany tuesday
11 days ago
Social Media in 2035
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newish looking pet carrier dumped next to trash bin one block from the vet is v cursed Monday morning omen
11 days ago
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DJ Boozy Brunch
16 days ago
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Robert Downen
17 days ago
My colleague Aaron Parsley just won a Pulitzer for this story, written days after he survived the July 4 floods that killed his nephew. It's one of the most gutwrenching and memorable things you'll ever read. Please do.
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“The River House Broke. We Rushed in the River.”
The July 4 Texas flooding ripped our Kerr County home from its pillars, pulling us into the water and into the night. Then morning came.
https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-flood-firsthand-account/
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Eoin Higgins
16 days ago
CASE DISMISSED
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Kenny Logins
about 1 month ago
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just invented wipes you can flush but only if you really feel like it
20 days ago
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Welcome to our gastropub. We don’t have Heinz here; we make our own ketchup. It has little lumps in it and everyone hates it a lot
almost 3 years ago
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gastropubs should have the menu option “two bites of someone else’s cheeseburger”
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actioncookbook
over 1 year ago
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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Jesse Hawken
28 days ago
lol
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Mark Leyner, “Car Trouble”
about 2 years ago
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Possum Acquainter
about 1 month ago
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS TO SHARE EXCEPT EUROPA - DON'T LAND THERE! BURMA SHAVE
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
Some timeline stuff: — We expect to get
InfoWars.com
after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks. — We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs. — Visit
theonion.info
, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
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InfoWars
Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…
https://theonion.info
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therapist never saw The Terminator
about 1 month ago
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the huge pants have to go. enough!
about 1 month ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
I’m sorry but the rest of your life is going to be spent finding out about some new weird annoying guy, and then finding out he died
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Colin
about 2 months ago
What a legend, the follower count micro bit is so good
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dham
about 2 months ago
I'm partial to his PhD defense at the University of Colorado for his thesis on Japanese horniness for foxgirls predating their written language.
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still very funny in person but I fucking suck at posting now idgi
about 2 months ago
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reading a 2003 sf anthology and the stories of corporate tech dystopia are a million times better than current reality
2 months ago
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SIRAT was a very compelling film in that it accurately depicts how generous of spirit and goodhearted your Euro crusty raver types can be and also accurately depicts how they are the most fucking annoying people in the universe
2 months ago
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@eliyudin.com
lol I know EXACTLY what beard trimming video you’re talking about in the most recent what a time
2 months ago
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3 months ago
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me Dave: ya dont worry Steve: which pic did u use Mark: dont worry about it
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Every time I find jeans or a shirt that I love, I go to order more a month later only to find they discontinued them, burned the stock, and executed the designer
12 months ago
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realizing I left the stopwatch app running on my phone for three days and feeling weirdly guilty
3 months ago
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Tim Price
3 months ago
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Patrick Monahan
3 months ago
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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tinybaby
3 months ago
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
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Coach Finstock
3 months ago
This entire administration exists solely to kill and torture brown and black people and to protect and promote the Epstein Class. That's the entire job of this Federal government. Why should we fund this
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Chris Ingraham
3 months ago
When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
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ten minutes into first watching of Green Room and I love this scrappy little punk crew. Hope their gig goes ok
3 months ago
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Erik Hane
3 months ago
I once told my mom we were going to a Jamaican restaurant here in town. she goes, "maybe the bobsled team will be there! haha!" and I rolled my eyes at her, don't say that mom, etc Anyway that olympics' jamaican bobsled team was literally there, at the restaurant. doing an event. they were nice
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Will Sommer
4 months ago
An explosive sex scandal has rocked the “trad” online right. I break it all down in my latest False Flag newsletter for
@thebulwark.com
.
www.thebulwark.com/p/shocking-s...
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A Shocking Sex Scandal Rocks the Trad Right
Sex, lies, and audiotape—and the hypocrisy of the trad lifestyle project.
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/shocking-sex-scandal-rocks-trad-right-elijah-schaffer-sarah-stock
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Eoin Higgins
4 months ago
good morning, never die on this hill
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Defector
4 months ago
What we loved about Dan McQuade:
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What We Loved About Dan McQuade | Defector
Today is Dan McQuade’s funeral. To celebrate our friend, we wanted to give the people he worked with a place to explain what they loved so much about him. If you would like to support Dan’s widow Jan,...
https://defector.com/what-we-loved-about-dan-mcquade
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Parker Molloy
4 months ago
đź‘€ Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What?
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