Larry Summers wife emailed Epstein telling him that he'd love Lolita just like 7 years ago lol

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

Larry Summers is the world’s most pathetic loser. How does this being released not humiliate him into suicide? Jesus christ

From: Larry Summers Subject: Thought Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey? From: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: ❗ Re: Thought impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .

it's a real shame there wasn't just a Democratic president with control of federal law enforcement for 4 years, otherwise it would be pretty fuckin outrageous that he didn't find this

i genuinely wonder if pardoning/commuting Ghislaine Maxwell would affect Trump's approval. This stuff used to be relatively easy to figure out but who knows anything anymore

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

like how little do you think of americans that “daily videos of masked men terrorizing children and tearing families apart” is an issue you don’t touch because you think you’re going to lose on it. that’s insane

the secretary of health and human services, upon seeing a colleague collapse, runs away immediately

“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

I would pay for paper delivery of a subscription to a magazine that was nothing but stories of Upper East Side refugees who moved to Dallas and are trying to navigate the social scene there.

incredible reaction to zohran winning

the DJ is playing "hooked on a feeling" right now lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8h...

the cracks in stephen's thousand year reich started with these but tonight was a decisive L. bet we start to see more media chirping maga after getting fucking rinsed up and down the east coast.

on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text

⚡ STORM BIO: once worshipped as goddess POWER: weather control WEAKNESS: claustrophobia 🕶️ CYCLOPS BIO: leader of X-Men POWER: optic blast WEAKNESS: requires glasses to control power 📸 SNAPSHOT BIO: has seen Prof. X on the toilet POWER: hidden camera in bathroom air vent WEAKNESS: zero weaknesses

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

Yeah and now he’s sucking off Trump and being a gutter racist. So who cares about the past if this is how he’d govern now. 1/1 see how easy that was

“If you elect Mamdani, the most insufferable, whiniest, most entitled 10% of the city will leave forever” - a stunning endorsement

While both have their place, Dutch Baby clears traditional pancakes in any of breakfast head-to-head. Showier, easier to clean up after, flaky, takes condiments better. Just a fantastic all-rounder.

[grinding cintli in the texolotl for grandmother’s much beloved tlaxcalli] this sucks

kitchen rule zero: if you label leftovers with the name and date, you will finish them before the next sundown. If you fail to label and date them, they will never be eaten and mold disgustingly in your fridge for months

[wokely] Brianna Wu is the dumbest bitch on Earth

Go fuck yourself

that's right brother

getting pissed off remembering “fnord”

ahh i can't believe my fascist mercenary boyfriend turned out to be an abuser and a liar and now i'm going to lose my $2m apartment 😢 www.wjbf.com/news/nationa...

Once again

I am Jack’s layered Onion

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how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

Nobody stopped me.

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

finally (accidentally) heard a full ad for an online casino on a podcast and it sounds like the most boring pathetic shit in the universe. who the fuck is getting roped in by this?????

dust bowl husband: i'm home dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

like it's weird that Federal agents are just kidnapping US citizens with no cause whatsoever, not once or twice but over and over, as a matter of policy, and there's no institution that can stop them from doing that? that's extremely bad right? and i still have to go to work tomorrow,?

I think anyone who entertains this idea should be thrown into prison. Anyone who actively tries to execute it should be shot.

"I can't tell you what sights they showed me," Trump said after meeting with The Cenobites. "But I think a lot of people are gonna be very happy with what they showed me." "The President can spend his time how he wants," Schumer cautioned. "But he should consider the kind of message he's sending"

ICE tear-gassed a Chicago neighborhood right before a children’s Halloween costume parade, knocked down bicyclists, tackled a man in a banana costume, and arrested a 70 year old US citizen while he was in middle of training for a marathon. blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/26/f...

I actually don't think Chotiner is preternaturally good at interviewing or whatever, I just think the rest of the national press is operating at goo goo ga ga level

related note, the OP is the guy who got extremely mad at me for saying law professors are useless blowhards. now he's calling for the closure of law schools. i welcome him into my "big tent"

reposting and lmfaoing

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen