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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual! EVERYONE: (laughs) ME: (typing on phone) ME: (typing) ME: (takes photo of host) ME: (typing) ME: (typing) ME: (stifling laughter to self) ME: (typing) ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
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Phil Lewis
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱
1 day ago
gm come here
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Andy Churnwell
3 days ago
You: Rachel, I don't think this budget's very good. In fact, it's going to result is the deaths of many poor, elderly, and vulnerable people. Rachel: STOP MANSPLAINING!
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Dr. Platano 🇵🇷
4 days ago
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard: “We will miss his insights and his wisdom” Student: “NO WE WON’T” dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
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NeverFadingWood 🏴
4 days ago
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa *breathes* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 'Talk to me with respect, I'm the Chancellor,' says Rachel Reeves
www.thenational.scot/news/2563827...
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'Talk to me with respect, I'm the Chancellor,' Reeves tells Scots businessperson
RACHEL Reeves reportedly told a Scottish business to “talk to me with respect, I’m the Chancellor”.
https://www.thenational.scot/news/25638279.talk-respect-chancellor--says-rachel-reeves/?ref=cprfa
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Luke O'Neil
4 days ago
One of the best baselines ever. So simple but huge. RIP Mani.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2q...
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The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs
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Wife's Husband
4 days ago
Thursday again, huh?
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
5 days ago
Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO
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The Onion
5 days ago
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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That's Are Thankful Dings™
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
6 days ago
TRUMP: I think that's a nasty question, and I think you're a bad reporter. Next. You. With the mullet. WHITE HOUSE REPORTER KENNY POWERS: Well I think I've had diarrhea dumps that smelled less than you, you wispy headed blond old bitch. Where you get your hair from, a cobwebs bargain bin? TRUMP: 💔🩺📉
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Emilius Duckberry
7 days ago
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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TechnicallyOwen
6 days ago
This was extremely entertaining
youtube.com/shorts/LSdLc...
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how to over-engineer cannon rounds
YouTube video by Germy Ballswell
https://youtube.com/shorts/LSdLc778uqQ?si=cYmswwFNUgMbuIYC
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Pasquinel
7 days ago
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond
#Videogames
#MusicSky
#90s
#Nostalgia
#Gaming
#GoldenEye
#Movies
#OTD
#FilmSky
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Just received this emergency alert. Stay safe.
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Saul Staniforth
7 days ago
Vote Labour
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🏳️🌈Japanese crazy mascot TikTok Live🇯🇵
8 days ago
🏳️⚧️Chiitan TikTok Live Streaming🏳️🌈 at 3:00AM START🗽NY time→
www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan
please follow me🤍
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🌭 stevia nicks
10 days ago
omw 😎
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Alexandria ⛯
10 days ago
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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Dan of the Year
10 days ago
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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🌭 stevia nicks
12 days ago
retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
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Dan O’Sullivan
12 days ago
Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
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Good Trailcams
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bakoon
14 days ago
i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
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Made of Stone
15 days ago
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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leon
14 days ago
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I think he means Manga. Which is from China.
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Brendel
15 days ago
When you recognize the true value of Hall
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Dan O’Sullivan
16 days ago
Some of the Tim and Eric Night Live stuff is among the funniest stuff I have ever seen. This and the one with Will Forte as the gingerbread house maker are two of the funniest things ever to me. Man I was watching this live and nearly died.
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Tim and Eric Nite Live! (Episode 4) | Danny Mothers
YouTube video by kersjam
https://youtu.be/EHu0riVR-Go?si=Ij3-9JSlOjjJeZ6P
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Sharon
17 days ago
lmao
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SLAM JOHNSON
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Stan Kelly
17 days ago
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
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dropkick
17 days ago
i don't want to be mean but he experienced one of the most heartening, hope-inspiring social experiences you can ever have in a video game thanks to these novel extraction genre conventions, and it made him delete the game. i just feel bad for him. jeez man. fuck.
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ARC Raiders is the most miserable a game has made us in a minute
ARC Raiders is the most miserable a game has made us in a minute
https://www.avclub.com/game-theory-arc-raiders-anxiety-attacks
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josh (oldfriend99)
17 days ago
This is what they took from you
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Change in Headline
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Drivelsieve
19 days ago
3 more prisoners released from prism by mistake
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Ms Rachel
21 days ago
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.
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bakoon
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very tall bart
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Hearing rumours that a former US VIce President opened some sort of mysterious puzzle box and now his Dick Chainy.
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JF
22 days ago
did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence
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The Great Outdoor (Equipment Store) Fight
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21 days ago
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Andy Churnwell
21 days ago
BREAKING Rachel Reeves to introduce new "wank tax" in order to help balance the books.
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Andy Churnwell
23 days ago
Live Laugh Alienate your kids with your reactionary politics ❤️🇬🇧😁🥰
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Chris Person
24 days ago
Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.
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Ian Boudreau
24 days ago
"This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln" and it's a picture of a hallway from Phantasm
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