kier starmer, ya' no say daddy me snow me I go blame I lick he boom-boom down

just thought of a new idiom: putting the turd back in the dog

got sick of looking at this freak so I have sequestered him on Prison Island

ladies and gentlemen,

I let twitch chat talk for me in VR Chat youtu.be/G-1YpMPRwC8

jewish green members insist: opposing labour ~is~ antisemitism

MICHAEL is incredible. Entire audience singing. A full theater dancing nonstop. Children throwing their popcorn and sodas at the screen. Dogs barking at max volume. Multiple couples sucking and fucking in full view. Statues of Mother Theresa shattered with hammers. It’s perfect.

This sick individual glorifying the brutal slaying of brave cops on recumbent bicycles.

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside / Take enough fentanyl to kill a guy

David Carradine's final thought

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

"Due to the soapy floor I slipped as I exited the shower, landing directly on the bottle of Matey Bubble Bath which is now firmly lodged up my bum hole."

Who remembers playing this back in the day?

It’s important to understand that the plan was always to bullshit and continue strangling the Palestinians until The Day Of Reckoning came, when the IDF could finally just destroy the Palestinians. And that politicians across the white people world fully understood that this was the plan.

Again: progressive tax hikes on incomes over thirty grand, rising to punitive levels at the very top tier. Boom! Now you can buy as many missiles as you want from American arms companies, and for once it won’t be the least well off getting fucked over. On you go, get started.

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

There’s a place in France where the pope is JD Vance. There’s a hole in his drawers thru which thou canst view his ball’s

Great read, highly recommend.

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

the founding of Your Party (July 2025 – present)

Asking the important questions

Looks like a big hook at the apex of the arch. For a rope. To hang something upside down.

That’s right. As it should be.

All keir's apes, gone

This is it. The perfect sports blooper.

this goes hard as fuck

A fun trolley problem for anyone remotely human in the vicinity of the cartoonishly evil pieces of shit running the world.

living room 1 - landlord special

Gregory Sievers, American (1951- ), The Theater, oil, 36 x 24 in, private collection

put some respect on his name

Hope you all have a fun day posting.

i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly

happy 20th anniversary

ITS TIME HALF LIFE 2 VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE is HERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebRk...

Upsetting all the right people. 😂🤣