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cyclospora can be spread via produce such as vegetables, making mitch mcconnell more dangerous than ever

Correct decision

Anderson hit the ragdoll

I hope Kobbie Mainoo is sneaking in to Tuchel's hotel room every night and farting on his pillow.

Operation Fart About Then Concede is a great success!

Quite a quote!

In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket

Your dad has a 100-inch TV screen in his new flat and he watches videos like this all day long alone.

Anatomy of a photobomb

Don't invite Messi to attack you. That's a simple rule.

I assume it was for stepping down on his foot because the shirt pull was nothing.

If "Platner campaign strategist whose voice gets progressively, insanely high pitched and strangled as he talks about vetting the candidate" was a bit it, it would be insanely funny. But we don't need to invent it.

Roberto Martinez with another Golden Genocide

I had a wife, but they took her in the divorce!

Alan Shearer is a bit daft

FUCKIN SPICY

That's red all day

Haaland might catch Messi if he gets to feed on this England defence

Oh that's a terrible pelanty.

my god, this bit, it's making the 10-pic-scroll worthy of use,

Check out what this daft robot is replying to.

They was trying to Kill Ian Mbappe

Hard to feel grateful for America when every day I see new footage of families who can't even afford duct tape to close their windows in a blizzard, or level 99 hitmen who get demoted back to level 1 just for hitting on the boss's wife once.

That's the one you score in your dreams.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

I'm in tears at this.

Only until we decide they don’t.

lmao

this is what it was like when i was a teenager. before the internet was a bunch of Bull Shit

lmao god damn

If I can't own it how can it be stolen?

Amaaaaaaad!

Football!

Dog Egg

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

Trans people: I know what we should do. Ruin comedy writer Graham Linehan's marriage! Me: Why on earth would you do that? Trans people: Just for fun! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!