some days i'm lackadaisical and then in the evening i'm lackanightsical

is this Hamlet parody going to make it into the thing I'm writing? who knows. probably not. at least I had fun writing it

Cup of Tea?

Well @matthaig.bsky.social just liked this post! But what Matt might not know is that if you "like" something on here, the only person who sees it, is the person who sent the post (me!). So...reposting would be the dream scenario right now. My mum says hi btw.

Anyways.

I wrote a game! About attempting to strangle a horse! And dying of eg Spider Bumhead or Bonegone Horsefright! It's free! And VERY SILLY brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Short term areas of expertise of the general public, Q1 2026: January: Venezuelan geopolitics February: Curling/Alpine Skiing/Luge March: Global supply routes (specialising in The Strait of Hormuz)

So, BlueSky, one of my passions is the study of tea in WW2. I need you to watch this oral history from three ex-tea ladies from the Bermondsey WVS. Because you could guess for ONE THOUSAND YEARS and you would not guess where it is going... #skystorians #history #tea

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

This Sunday is Mothering Sunday! If your mother's no longer around it can be hard. I will as usual be reading out the names of our Remembered Mums/Mams/Moms from halfway up this beauty - the Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. If you'd like me to read out your Mum's name, PLEASE reply with #Mums26 ❤️ 👑

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

This is a charcoal pencil drawing of a dragon dancing through a Calcutta monsoon sky that I did while writing THE LAST DRAGONERS OF BOWBAZAR. It can be found inside the Indian edition of the book from @westlandbooks.bsky.social:

Cry havoc and let slip the cats and capybaras of war. #art #cats #capybara

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"

Sorry lads it’s not working. We’re gonna need more exorcists.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Thursday: "It's not a war and we don't have any defined objectives" Saturday: "It is a war, and we've already won" Syphilis is a hell of a disease

You have to remember that windmills are the natural enemy of golfers. That’s why Trump hates them so much.

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 
🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 
🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

Good morning

"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE" "Fuck off Brian"

Controversial opinion: I think we should stop doing bad things for a while and try doing good things instead

Today i've sold 17 books. I've sold absolutely no bombs. I think this is conclusive proof that bombs are rubbish and books are ace.

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

Yes! And regarding Step 1, there are also alternatives to Google.

There comes a time in every dictator’s life where they have to look at watermelons while pretending to be cheerful. For Kim Jong Un, today was that day.

There are wolves inside of you, wild & free. There's also a grumpy bear who just wants to sleep, a disdainful owl who's had enough nonsense, and a sad little hedgehog who often feels the weight of the world.

“You’re right, Heathcliff,” said Catherine, looking back over her shoulder. “I guess they really are…” she paused, as if realizing it herself for the first time. “I guess they really are wuthering heights.” 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐝

thought you probably needed to see this

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

I am very good at art so I made a topical joke.

I am very good at art so I made a topical joke.

"Dear Diary, They have arrested Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. What the police are calling 'misconduct in public office', sounds very much like what I call my day job"

Sky

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Updated email signature.

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

Just had a nap and in my dream, Aqua had released a new song with the lyrics: 🎶 Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall Have you had a trip or fall Here's a number you should call It's a personal injury lawyer 🎶 Which, for a dream, are quite fucking good lyrics.

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them