Standing Dog https://www.slam.org/collection/objects/6350/

Be as confident as Dolores, leader of the local Ipswich capybara herd

They thought they caught lightning in a bottle but it was just a bug.

the first birds dinosaurs evolved into were the crow-magnons . duh

settlers of catan (2019)

my gaze holds no judgment always now the world passing through this fleeting life of mine

my little distinguished gentleman has grown one extra-long white eyebrow hair and it is so cute it makes him look like a smol sam waterston 🥺

Trinket will steal my spot on the couch, and I will sit next to her. After about 10 minutes on average she’ll jump down and look at me until I move onto my spot and she’ll jump up next to me. She’s like, “Haha, it was a joke.” 😂 #dogs 🐶🇳🇿

Anything "balmy"

inside you there are two sleepy boys

A new Peaches appearance!

tiny guy 47 don sausage #art

say hi to lillith

Chef, the gentleman will be havin the burger. No bun no cheese plz

The one and only Gladiators youtu.be/d_BwNtAubVs?...

Here's a sketch I just finished:

You ever hold an animal that loves you unconditionally where your heartbeats & look up like plz God take everything else outta my heart & just leave this forever cause ya man same

Like and retweet if you are under attack!!

She follows me when I walk

Number 679: Cogurt, the yogurt made for cats with salmon at the bottom

Good morning! I’m Masuke, aged 17. I only ate about half my breakfast, so I went for a walk first. I wonder if I’ll eat the rest when I get back.

I used to dream of putting a switch on the horn in my 81 Malibu. Just flip it and ride on.

ㅤ I still love this. Lol ㅤ

So, without searching it, "oomf" means "our other mutual followers?"

tbh I really can't stress enough that basically every forum needs to be moderated pretty aggressively because once you start scaring away the most sensitive members you trigger a death spiral where the average user toxicity increases and scares away more and more normies until you're 4chan

i hope you shit your pants today

You might not think you have any yellow finches in your backyard, but you do.

Before and after I say his name

but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space

helio but also singha

Marmalade is a star at work. Whenever i get in a call with people they always ask where is marmalade. How is marmalade. Show me marmalade, things of that nature. She mostly hangs out in my lap or on my Laundry Pile

do you feel like this sometimes ?

loopy little buddy, best little buddy

hide go seek anyone

You didnt say "please create large language models" but your aggregate demands from computers was always large language model shaped

You can and should judge books by their covers.

🐷🛩️ #pixelart

My reasons for learning origami are to fold

Commission for Kimberly #pixelart

Marcie wants you to see her glowing ear

This coffee tastes like it was brewed with water from Fukushima, dude

self portrait #art

Tomorrow, all dads are 50% off

okay but can your AI girlfriend do this? (hangs up on your mother)

This fool is ungovernable. Get off the damn table, Greg!

Do that thing I like: let me rub your feet while we watch Grey's Anatomy or whatever and you settle enough to fall asleep on the couch.

ㅤ We can go mad whenever we like. We can leave our minds behind and play in the garden at night. The gate is always open. And the moon is always bright. — jjvladimir img: ? ㅤ