(Pulling rank) You fucking pussies. You don't know what real pain, loneliness, and FEAR is. I am human enough to say that I DO love ya, though. 💚

Your mother.

Mom, you destinied this. (Accusatory, spoiler alert, "GUILTY")

I am absolutely in love with women being charmed by Chewie.

🎶"Call it off, to make amends, this life burns down, from both ends."🎶 -Son Volt

We are living in the Kali Yuga/Christian eschatology. The "age of quarrell." God does not reign right now. Karma ("wheel") is the only thing that's real. (Rhyme!) We must answer to it. Even Almighty God does. The demon Kali (Hindu) is raging. Dump is the antichrist. (3rd?) See my pinned post.

Homeless and sleeping outside. Shelters are full. Please help me get a hotel room. Paypal: @brianmgilroy

dreamy sky

for sale baby shoes never worn BECAUSE THE BABY CAN FLY! EVERYTHING TURNED OUT GREAT THE END

The argument that banning someone who has deliberately used their car as a weapon from driving is too severe a limitation of their mobility & opportunity for employment should be a damning indictment of how society treats people who don't or can't drive - who are disproportionately disabled &/ poor.

Well, time to hit the sack. *punches you in the nuts*

the all time greatest me and who

"off the record, off the record!" I scream midway through a loud fart. it's too late. the journalist has heard—and can include—the first part of the flatulence in the interview

Getting scraped over by the spatula must feel pretty nice for a saucy bowl

Look, this is embarrassingly simple. If I were God, I wouldn't stand for any of this shit. And I bet YOU wouldn't either. Which leaves two possibilities: a. God is unkind, unjust, incompetent and/or just insane; or... b. ...any guesses? Let me see a hand, don't be shy now 👋

hey can you all send me your addresses I'm sitting on heaps upon heaps of anthrax I just have no clue what to do with

Sometimes I think phones have ruined the art of photography. But, on the other hand, without them it’s likely I’d not have this official record of the time I was chased through a wildflower meadow by a small enthusiastic pig.

Blixen: has a hot name, does his own thing, concentrates on the work, not on fame.

andor spinoff called ifthen

apologies to everyone who thought they had a coolass name but

"pop off queen" then I explode into a pile of precious metals

You know, some days I sit and think about how absolutely wild it is that we've built a society where we don't provide a place for people to even sleep at night without having to pay for it, and that we've somehow made it seem like that's normal.

it takes a village to beat the counting machines with rocks and sticks until their silicon is ground back into sand

I got 2 big pills stuck in my esophagus. it’s like big boat stuck but in my throat.

🎶 Nooooooo oooooone... Poops like Gaston Gets nose boops like Gaston When he's on a rug, Nobody scoots like Gaston 🎶 (he would like to audition for the role of gaston pls)

For The Times I Could Not Use My Breath by Soey Milk

Napping lil' guy.

yawning of a new era

Crackers are just dried bread

Smelling my armpits and playing the bongoes on my belly like a woman who understands her unique beauty

Happy Stump Day!

I will never forget that wonderfully kind thing you did for my friend.

Hey, guess what, If yer marginalized in any way, you're still allowed to laugh during the fight. Those are the fuckin' rules, bitch. Don't you fukkin forget it!

I am going to accost a friendly Black person, and ask: "How do I deal with this!?"

I can not be who I am without Black culture. I accept and appreciate it, why can't you?

#TheOppositeSeason 16 June 2022 7:39 pm Self portrait gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Self_po...

Making monster cookies with edible googly eyes

f r a m k e

i tried to hold on as long as i could but it was like trying to grasp satin ribbon in a flowing river

For me?

Having a nice time with his new friends

Laying a trap for my guests by covering the conversation pit with leaves and twigs

I had these postcards from a used copy I owned. It's not as good as Some Girls, as discofied as that record is.

🚨 Breaking News🚨 Trinket has her head on a pillow. And now back to your regularly scheduled program.

English never lets grammar get in the way of poetics, and I think that's stunning.

Every animal is scarier if it has a knife. Except snakes, they just look adorable holding a knife.

so many reasons ai "creation" sucks. one that just occurred to me upon looking at this comic. the selling point of AI is that it we can all produce More. you do not need More. Capitalists need you to want More. if you Consume More Product, they can hoard more wealth.