CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Use bad photoshop like the ancestors did

trying to post through it rn

Gom jabbar unboxing and reaction video

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

I don’t even have words for this.

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Please donate to Carol’s GoFundMe to have her tattoo (Garfield flying a plane into the twin towers) removed.

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

"Light Fossils" dinosaur light painting by artist Darren Pearson, known as Darius Twin, using a unique photography technique. The artwork is created using long-exposure photography, where the camera shutter remains open while the artist moves handheld lights to "draw" the figures in real-time.

people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

One of the very best from Clickhole

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

yes but consider this: who cares. i posted on the age of conan forums. do you think i give a shit

OH MY GOD

"5 canadian products" oh no

This is what social media is meant to be about.

So what this describes is ethnic cleansing www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

I am an Albertan, and if neither of my options think I should be allowed to live in a habitable world then I guess I just won't vote again, just like I did in 2019 when you losers tried this shit. Good luck or whatever

protesting in this outfit is a real “heads I win, tails you lose” moment when it comes to the optics

The difference between these two is racism

Every 2.6 seconds a man is involved in a rollover car crash somewhere. Tiger Woods is that man

Vroom vroom

@postoctobrist.bsky.social retweeted this on the other site, and while I did not intend to read all 6,666 words at 4 in the morning, I did and it was a good decision

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

hells yeah, queen

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

Pretty much the same legal liability as straight bootlegging episodes but with the added hassle of babysitting an AI making shitty copies instead. Truly the future is now

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Youtube thumbnails from ancient times

I’ll say it. She should die in prison.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

Tremendous commentary here as well. This is what I assume Russian dashcam videos are saying in Russian.

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz