posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

we're in a literal war with these people. and theyre literally murderous, committing (intentional, violent) murders at industrial scale in the caribbean and iran to name just two theaters. theyre also shooting your neighbors in their cars it's just the facts. it's their policy. they declared it

I don’t think people are mad at politicians for going “thoughts and prayers to his family” or formal condolences. They’re mad politicians are sharing anecdotes and gushing about how a white supremacist fascist responsible for countless deaths and harms was actually charming and a personal friend

If I had to talk directly to Trump for several minutes I also would choose death

ok I don't want to hear any more of this "there are no use cases outside coding" nonsense

seven years ago catapult published my essay Love Peace and Taco Grease and changed my life ✨ magazine.catapult.co/people/stori...

Incredible fucking work here. Must read.

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

Not something I thought I'd do in my life, but here's a toilet I peed in #toiletposting

new romantasy dedicated bookshop is opening in Oxford today and 10/10, no notes

This is where you separate the weed from the chad

This picture of a juvenile secretary bird appeared on my tumblr feed the other day and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. the legs, the hairdo, the expression?? what am I supposed to do with this information

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

Tough one for me earlier: mildly high and reckless, singing "these jeans/stay out/when it's time to dry" to/at my wife in the laundry room, to the tune of Heart's "These Dreams," kind of half falsetto, when someone else walked in. She did not acknowledge it or us at all. A mercy.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Your head has the shell on it

This should be disqualifying. Either you're a public servant or you use the power of your office to do stuff like this. No human is capable of compartmentalizing more than 10% of their own self-worth - $1 million of their own property - and making merit-only decisions with that much on the line.

I wrote a little something for the dads out there. badfaithtimes.com/dads-resist-...

I am going to start doing this, except I will offer no explanation whatsoever, no matter how many desperate, terrified tears are shed

My first kid died ten years ago, and my second turned nine yesterday. Like many, Father's Day is complicated for me, and that's okay. open.substack.com/pub/mikewood...

It’s all the same panic. PC, social justice, CRT, woke, DEI, it all means the same thing to these people. The new labels are how they keep the outrage fresh every few years.

Great ESPN story from last week www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

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A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.

THE LOVECATS ARE BACK… OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO OUT NOW! thecure.lnk.to/TheLovecats-...

Couldn’t sleep so I set this Jesse Marsch celebration to Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit”

I am formally requesting the dad-based "smoke cigarettes until you puke" intervention for both @rotopat.bsky.social and @dennycarter.bsky.social regarding "daddy likey." I want 20 every episode until they both retch a la A Clockwork Orange. @kyledvo.bsky.social , we're all counting on you

Breaking | The Trump Administration is negotiating a deal to repaint Reflecting Pool to prior color, allow algae to stay.

My contribution to the Discourse.

america is an ideal worth fighting for

This is bombshell stuff.

[Bob Saget voice] I used to suck dick for Cup'Noodles

this isn't even unique to the video game industry, every single time we invent a new technology that boosts productivity the result is workers having to do more within their hours rather than working fewer hours

I am 45 with a 9 year old and constant work stress and am always tired and sometimes it feels like a monumental chore to do the things I actually love to do and have never really cared about soccer, but I want to go hang with the Scots in Boston bars

I love this so much

Can we get an F1 intro a la a Busta Rhymes video circa 1995

The MetLife Stadium surface for Jets and Giants players: A concrete slab of ACL horrors The MetLife Stadium surface for international soccer players: Lush golf course green you could drive a semi truck on without rutting

My local sushi joint has had this description up for years and I hope they never fix it

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

The irony is they are replacing all their non-union humans with agents run by a single organization that can demand changes in wages (aka token costs) overnight without bargaining.

Hegseth's breath so laden with alcohol it registered as an airborne contaminant www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...

He's not a genius. Being a smart football player does not mean you are smart in any other way. You cannot believe and spread the kind of ridiculous bullshit that he does if you are actually intelligent. He's just a narcissist, so he carries himself like he's smart, and suckers fall for it

Stumbled across my join the dots box set and man... some jams on there. Watch out for later after I have a couple drinks in me and I post this twilight garden youtu.be/kE36xUS1QZo?...